Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Love Machine]

>Go abroad, twice, gets mogged randoms each time.
>Must be Jim Medicare’s fault!!!
I know we have the descent into complete trashfiredom well documented, but wow, holy cope. Ralph is literally walking around hoping to be euthanasia’d

Cog isn't a random.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

This is the father of your son, digibrosgf.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

IIRC Xanax makes addicts super aggressive despite being a tranquilizer.

Dealing with Xanax addicts is horrible. Mixing it with cocaine or alcohol renders them immune to almost all pain, while also making them sperg out.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

I'm glad I'm not the only person with mixed feelings on this.

You threaten enough people and somebody is gonna wanna prove you wrong, laws be damned. Cog did give a lot of fuel for Ralph's victimhood complex by doing this. On the other hand every time Ralph threatens someone you can just play a gif of him on the ground. The fight started three times and he had ample opportunity to defend himself or actually walk away.

I'm not gonna cheer Cog on for that though. This is all white trash bullshit. Still funny in the end.

 

[Easterling]

Theres forty dollars in the chat
For all those who want to see the fat
cunt seethe and cope upon his stream
over the hills and across the meme

ore the hills and ore the main
through Virginia, portugual and Spain
The farms command and we obey
over the hills and far away...

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Ethan Ralph was raped in the summer of 2022. KWAG!

 

[Cocklaunch]

This is Dan, the Gunt Slayer
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Imagine how badly Ralph shit his pants as he was getting mogged by this absolute unit

THAT'S A BIG BOY

 

[Noproblemo]

At this rate Ralph will be the first livestreamer to film himself beaten to death on stream. He looked so afraid in that clip. Watch how he looks away from every punch, not like how a person closes their eyes and turn away, but this learned helplessness, resigned gaze into the abyss. And watch how bewildered he looks when he raises the double middle fingers.

 

[Estate]

I might be with you except the part he invited it on himself 100%. Sure showing up might be a shitty move but Ralph invited them and then "rushed" them. It's one thing if someone just shows up and punches Ralph (I could see a case to be made for the TX Elbow) but when he brings it on himself then I lose all the bad feeling. Also, you could reasonably say "He can't even take a quiet vacation without someone showing up to fuck with him" and again I would be with you. However, the evidence heavily suggests he cannot go abroad (very specifically Portugal) without this happening anyways, regardless if Followers of the Church of Anthony Logatto show up.

I know he's the end result of the sum of all his actions.
I wish he would've just hollered and we would all laugh at the hilarity of the situation.
Him choosing to go physical, then being brutalized so savagely, somehow felt like I was watching a retarded individual being abused.
I was following Ralph for his antics and wanting to laugh, but instead I'm left with pity, pity like you would have for some poor defenseless baby animal on the road. It's so diametrically opposite of what I was looking for.
To some extent, I resent him for this.

 

[Hambubger]

My god I look away for hours and I return to this. Its a rockin good time

 

[Concho Pete]

"when I get ahold of you on Jim's Driveway" appears to be the new version of Sam Hyde's "if I were forced into a self defense situation"

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[Mango Cobra]

Dealing with Xanax addicts is horrible. Mixing it with cocaine or alcohol renders them immune to almost all pain, while also making them sperg out.

I honestly don't understand why that happens. But I'm more curious where Ralph is getting the Xanax - A street dealer, or something?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Honest question. In the fight, at some point, some women scream and cars start to honk their horns.

Did like the locals catch a glimpse of the quad tits?

Big fans of the Killstream.

 

[Hambubger]

Ethan Ralph was raped in the summer of 2022. KWAG!

Summer off to a good start #realniggasumma

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

So do you think Rule Britannia will be blocked in his TTS? Because the song would be a reminder of his felting.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

This is actually a level of felt that I didn't think was possible. HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT.

guy please everyone go on twitter and gas him up to do to metokurs house. PLEASE WE NEED THIS

 

[trickyzerg23]

So what you are saying is that he has kept his brain soaked with Alcohol for so long that it is basically impared, 24/7, kind of like with Lady Di from O&A?

So he must be at high risk for Korsakoff Syndromee, then?

Also the fact that he's a Xanax addict must not help - IIRC Xanax makes addicts super aggressive despite being a tranquilizer.

Particularly when combined with alcohol, Xanax is almost as bad as Klonopin for inducing paradoxical reactions. It’s comparable to Ativan and significantly more likely to cause these rage-outs than good old Valium. None of the subsequent benzos introduced after Valium offered any medical improvements but rather created far more concentrated lolcow potential.

 

[Mango Cobra]

So do you think Rule Britannia will be blocked in his TTS? Because the song would be a reminder of his felting.

If you think giving Ralph money is worth it (it isn't), go ahead.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Don't worry Cog, we know exactly how to spin this for you