Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

I thought people were being their lovely homophobic self but it does seems that gay orgies are spreading this one.
Someone should remind them that we invented condoms and if you are not monogamous you need to use those.

(And if you think you are in a monogamous hetero relationship but you Bae travels a lot or is the life of the party and has plenty of opportunities to cheat... get tested from time to time)
 
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Blame the homosexuals for being unable to master the arcane art of using a condom, starting yet another sexually-transmitted pandemic as a result.
I blame them for being faggots who will fuck anything with a hole in it, including a monkey. Normal people who don't fuck monkeys don't get monkey fuck-flu. Simple as.
 
Factually untrue, you can get monkeypox in a multitude of other ways, like getting bit by a squirrel.
Are you assuming that squirrel's sexuality?

Edit: The squirrel in question -
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Are you assuming that squirrel's sexuality?
Neither you or the squirrel are using your genitals in that configuration. Squirrel are too dumb to have kinks.

If the fags spreading it in backrooms and then people joking about that make people think it's only sexually transmitted, it would be an issue with prevention. You don't need to fuck someone infected to get it, you can just get it by contact. You shouldn't hug people who have weird zits.
I mean I don't care if people get it and die as long ( as long it's not me!) I just have an autistic need to correct people who are wrong. But in Africa people get it by getting bit and not by ass-fucking monkeys
 
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Containing it involves not putting your dick in the asses of British men, which might be hard for some of you but most of us will be fine.

Whew. For a minute there I thought I might have to give up my quarterly ritual of eating a live monkey brain. What a relief.

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LOL. Shit. I thought it being GRIDS: Redux was just the Kiwi Farms being sarcastic.
 
Well well well, looks like TPTB at the NHS try to make monkeypox more scarier.
Via Off-Guardian.org,

A few days ago the UK’s National Health Service (NHS) edited their Monkeypox page to alter the narrative in a few key ways.



Firstly, they removed a paragraph from the “How do you get Monkeypox?” section.

Up until a few days ago, according to archived links, the Monkeypox page said this, regarding person-to-person tranmission [emphasis added]:

It’s very uncommon to get monkeypox from a person with the infection because it does not spread easily between people.
…this has now been totally removed.

Secondly, they’ve removed this paragraph, which was present up until at least November of 2021 (and maybe much more recently, there are no archives between November and May) [emphasis added]:

[Monkeypox] is usually a mild illness that will get better on its own without treatment. Some people can develop more serious symptoms, so patients with monkeypox in the UK are cared for in specialist hospitals.
The new “treatment” paragraph reads [again, emphasis added]…

Treatment for monkeypox aims to relieve symptoms. The illness is usually mild and most people recover in 2 to 4 weeks […] You may need to stay in a specialist hospital, so your symptoms can be treated and to prevent the infection spreading to other people.
So, they remove that it will “get better on its own”, and again reinforce the idea of spreading the disease despite this being described as “very uncommon” as recently as last week.

They even add a line about self-isolating, which was never mentioned before:

as monkeypox can spread if there is close contact, you will need to be isolated if you’re diagnosed with it.
Finally, they now include a warning you can get Monkeypox by eating undercooked meat, which will doubtless feed into the anti-meat narrative too (oh, wait, it already is).

To sum up, history is being re-written a little here.

Before, monkeypox “did not spread easily between people”. Now it does.

Before, monkeypox would “get better on its own without treatment”. Now it won’t.

It’s early days to say that Monkeypox is going to be the “new Covid”, and maybe this rollout will stall and be forgotten in a couple of weeks, but there’s no doubt they are taking some tips from the Covid playbook so far.
 
Forgive me if this has been said already, but uhhhhhh is anyone else thinking of the simian flu from planet of the apes? Which was created in a lab...
I, for one, welcome our inevitable ape overlords and the downfall of society.
 
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