Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Burd Turglar]

It would be a real a shame if someone was actively working on uploading the fight vid to worldstar for the lulz.

 

[BlackDragoons]

She inserted herself into the situation by getting between them and trying to break it up. What did she expect? When dudes fight and you get between them, the chances of you being harmed rises exponentially.

It sounded to me that she got shoved into the street and she screeched because of a car (you can hear honking right after). I highly, HIGHLY doubt that woman was hurt, otherwise everyone would have been arrested.

But you can't insert yourself into a physical altercation and just expect it to end. And last I checked, Ralph more or less was calling for help. So ultimately, it's Ralph's fault if anything bad happened to her since he drug her into it, no?

The running theory is during the last bit of the video when Ralph charged Dan is when they knocked her down.

 

[F_Break]

I assumed that the lady screamed cause she saw Ethan's buttcrack.

Which one?

 

[dacwcman68]

Ethan Ralph is one ACME anvil falling on his head away from becoming a full-fledged cartoon character. I need an edit of him getting beat to the various cartoon bonk sounds, if that doesn't already exist.

 

[Barbarus]

The issue is, if a native was hurt, to the point where they needed stitches to the back of the head, they certainly wouldn't have let three people just walk off with nothing else. That's a fucking sure way to get fired from the police, even in Portugal.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

dias sem gordo anglo agindo como macacos: 0

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

ACTUAL
FUCKING
LOLCOW
PROXY WARS

Jesus fucking Christ, this is just the year that keeps on giving.

Nick just experienced the end of AF: Frogwalker and is now face to face with the biggest beast of them all - the farms. The only question he has to ask himself is will be survive until he's old enough to actually run for president?

 

[Polyboros2]

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Part of me wants to feel bad. There's some basic lizard brain empathy or something that kicks in when you a defenseless fat manlet get pummeled to the ground over and over.

But it's Ralph, the guy who says he chased down and fought off all of his previous assailants, the Ralphamale, the pinnacle of manliness. So I don't feel bad at all and in fact I think he absolutely deserved it.

Ralph lost whatever sympathy he could garner when he chose to continually be a piece of shit at every chance that was presented to him.

Amazing to think how much differently people would react had things like his cop assault arrest or getting kicked off of YouTube had happened today. Ralph had so much going for him and he ruined it by trying to wage war over every slight he came across.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

That chick isn't just a panel lawyer. She's a Criminal Public Defender for Eastern Washington State. I highly doubt that the Portuguese police would go out of their way to notify the United States and the Virginia DA though. It wouldn't even pop up on their system since he's technically not on probation.

It's all a big "what if", Ralph claims he'll definitely press charges against Cog, but that means he'll file counter charges. If it goes that far I imagine that their respective countries will be notified.
But Ralph will back down and wont do shit, regardless of what he says as a cope. I only referred to her as a "panel lawyer" for the sake of brevity.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

someone send this to Jim or Warski
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Ethan Ralph is one ACME anvil falling on his head away from becoming a full-fledged cartoon character. I need an edit of him getting beat to the various cartoon bonk sounds, if that doesn't already exist.

Well, I have good news for you then.

 

[Dona Morte]

Amazing MEMEHS.

 

[Anal Cherry Job]

I love that Ralph signature combat maneuver is to spit blood at the person beating his ass, like he's a swollen doughy xenomorph. What a spiteful little bitch; he is so conceited & narcissistic that he thinks that calling someone a bitch is some kind of own, when it carries no weight whatsoever from him.

 

[Dona Morte]

Noble, perhaps. Dangerous? Yes.

You have no evidence of her being hurt in any way. It sounded to me like she got pushed into the street since she was behind Ralph who was facing Dan and when they scuffled again, she got pushed into the street, scared her, and she screeched.

That's not really harming someone. Plus, that's the risk you take when you insert yourself into a physically charged situation. Dudes are clearly violent. Stand back, call the cops. Don't interfere.

From what I understand she did not even know any of the parties.
No absolutely not.
Now if this was my husband that was in the situation you best bet I fight dirty.
If I do not know you, I call 911 and retreat.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's all a big "what if", Ralph claims he'll definitely press charges against Cog, but that means he'll file counter charges.

I hope to God that happens. What's he think going to happen? Instead of fucking off home both parties will be arrested and forced to stay in Portugal for a trial.

The best end game would be extradition, so he can never leave the US of A again because no one will give him a visa.

 

[3-2-1836]

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Has this fat midget faggot considered that maybe Portugal is not the best place for him?

Portugal, Washington DC, Texas bowling alleys... Ralph pretty much can't go anywhere in public lol.

 

[Retink]

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I didn't know Hitler was so cute.

 

[murdered meat bag]

I assumed that the lady screamed cause she saw Ethan's buttcrack.

shes screamed because shes a woman. thats what they do.

 

[Some dude]

I assumed that the lady screamed cause she saw Ethan's buttcrack.

Front or back?