Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[BlueArmedDevil]

Front or back?

yes

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Front or back?

First front, then back.

 

[Chiridion]

From what I understand she did not even know any of the parties.
No absolutely not.
Now if this was my husband that was in the situation you best bet I fight dirty.
If I do not know you, I call 911 and retreat.

Too many good Samaritan's have been shot or stabbed trying to stop crimes to ever make it a good idea. That one dude got a BLM rally outside his house for telling some black guy that was groping women to get the hell out of his neighborhood.

 

[HotdogWater]

Portugal, Washington DC, Texas bowling alleys... Ralph pretty much can't go anywhere in public lol.

He should definitely keep burning bridges. I think there's a couple rural villages left that don't have someone who Reethan has fucked with or threatened spousal rape against that'll want to pummel his ass on sight.

You're so close Gunty, just a few more bridges to burn and the entire US will be on board with ayylawging you.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I ain't bitch made, but if I saw the man-made lovecraftian horror that is Ralph's gunt, I too may scream in terror.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Just kill everyone and worry about WASP Laws later.

 

[Sneedlerino]

It's all a big "what if", Ralph claims he'll definitely press charges against Cog, but that means he'll file counter charges. If it goes that far I imagine that their respective countries will be notified.
But Ralph will back down and wont do shit, regardless of what he says as a cope. I only referred to her as a "panel lawyer" for the sake of brevity.

Agreed. I don't think anything is going to shake out of it and neither of them are going to press charges.

Sorry if I came off as defensive. It wasn't the case.

 

[Hot Dog]

No fighting sense on either side, especially for a street scuffle. Ralph was on his ass and showed his back multiple times and had zero self defense instinct. If Dan had the inclination or more skill he would be back in the ER and even more crippled than last time.

If there was any doubt that Ralph won't fight Warski this seals it. The man can't even throw a punch.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The man can't even throw a punch.

Can't take one either

 

[The Hard R]

If i was a fat tourist I'd go to Thailand. Ralph is just such a white nig

Too bad they can't get that wild over Muslims raping little girls.

The problem is they will get charged with a hate crime for fucking up islamic rapists. But drunk american troops won't report the assault because they'll also get in trouble with their chain of command for getting in a drunken brawl.
I never personally had a problem, the dudes i knew who caught beatdowns deserved what they got, they were usually looking for a scrap as well. It's mostly a don't start none, wont be none sort of deal.

 

[M3xus]

So, I need to see if I got this right. This man went to Portugal twice and somehow got punched out both times?

What a sad sack of shit.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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This will be easy money for Andy.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

No fighting sense on either side, especially for a street scuffle. Ralph was on his ass and showed his back multiple times and had zero self defense instinct. If Dan had the inclination or more skill he would be back in the ER and even more crippled than last time.

It honestly makes it funnier that the Ralphamale got got by a rando Bri'ish that couldn't even be arsed to put effort into stomping him. And he's out of the hospital to get his shit pushed in another day.

 

[Runner]

I don't pay much attention to the gunt, so at first, I figured "Huh there's a video and a story now of him getting beat from a while back", but no the fatass just flew out for no reason AGAIN and got beat up in the same city AGAIN.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I know he's an absolute bitch to the core but goddamn, one of those inflatable tubemen with the waving arms would've put up more of a fight . Goes down immediately, can't throw any punches, all he can do is seethe and screech.

To be fair he did hawk and spit as he backed up like a bitch.

 

[DickMain]

So, I need to see if I got this right. This man went to Portugal twice and somehow got punched out both times?

What a sad sack of shit.

He developed a humiliation fetish from the last time, troon arc inevitable

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Agreed. I don't think anything is going to shake out of it and neither of them are going to press charges.

Sorry if I came off as defensive. It wasn't the case.

Time to suck your cock tee hee

 

[fuck whales]

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Lol you can't press charges in the UK.

Why do amerifats think Europe is a country. What someone does in Portugal is totally irrelevant in the UK.

 

[AnOminous]

No fighting sense on either side, especially for a street scuffle. Ralph was on his ass and showed his back multiple times and had zero self defense instinct. If Dan had the inclination or more skill he would be back in the ER and even more crippled than last time.

If there was any doubt that Ralph won't fight Warski this seals it. The man can't even throw a punch.

This is literal video proof that when you want to kick Ethan Ralph's ass, you just do that, he will lay there weakly while you kick him in the face like the absolutely pathetic faggot he is.

 

[Sneedlerino]

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FUCKING LOL?

Ralph tried to hit Cog, Dan intervened. Threat neutralized, was told to stay down, didn't, attempted to get back up, squared up, said he was ready to go again, walked up, got laid out, did the same thing AGAIN. That's what's on the tape.

No woman was hurt. Would they have let any of them go if a woman cracked her head open? Fuck no, they would have all been arrested and booked with the rest of it figured out through investigations. How would Gunt know what's a felony in a foreign country he knows nothing about? If it was a felony and there was enough to arrest them through whatever Portugal considers probable cause, they'd ALL be locked up. That didn't happen. That should speak VOLUMES about what the cops saw and think of the situation.

Yeah, Ralph. You press charges against them in. You see what happens. You see how fast the Virginia DA starts getting phone calls with information that you're involved in assault in a foreign, EXTRADITEABLE COUNTRY and you're looking at criminal charges. You see how fast your suspended sentence gets fucking pulled and you do your year. Try it, faggot. I want you to.

Jurisdiction is kind of important. the UK has nothing to do with anything and you can't file any complaints as the altercation didn't happen in the UK. It happened in Portugal.

For being in court so often Ralph, you're a fucking moron about the legal system.

Fat faggot.