Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Roundup of Jim tweets regarding Portugal Beatdown 2: Electric Guntaloo.
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Andy and PPP saying that they will go to Metokur's house if Ralph decides to fuck around is something that makes Ralph pretty mad I bet.
I mean you've all seen him inviting Dick to places and mostly getting denied but... Ralph wants to have backup, a chaperone or call it a guntguard or whatever but he's alone.

Cog had someone he could invite to Portugal to own Ralph.
Ralph didn't had anyone he could invite to Portugal to own Andy. (he thought he did but-)

Who's gonna accompany Ralph to Montana or Minnesota or wherever the fuck Metokur lives? Well, if all those uncanny flesh formations have a mind of their own it's: 2 gunt folds + 4 tits... 6 people?
 
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make_it_so said:
Jade shooting the Gunt would be the perfect karmic end for Ralph.
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I don't think it's likely just because other than her shit talking now and again, she seems to be a nice lady who just wants to clean teeth and suck cancer riddled cummies.

However if I were her I would get a conceal and carry license. We all may laugh because it's "the gunt" but if a violent convicted felon sex offender with a documented history of attacking women was threatening to harass you IRL when you have disconnected from the internet and refused to engage, that would be considered a serious life or death threat in the eyes of most people and considered self defense in the eyes of the law.

But a more effective and funnier method she can use as she specifically does not engage with Ralph and arguably may have been the reason why Jim for so long ignored Ralphs internet fuck ups until Ralph unprovoked came after them, would be for her (not Metokare, Jade herself) got a restraining order as threats from a violent convicted felon should be taken seriously and lead to another Adrian Blair moment.... and probably cuck the whole PI hype he has for Metokare dox pics finally dropping on the killstream.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
I don't think it's likely just because other than her shit talking now and again, she seems to be a nice lady who just wants to clean teeth and suck cancer riddled cummies.

However if I were her I would get a conceal and carry license. We all may laugh because it's "the gunt" but if a violent convicted felon sex offender with a documented history of attacking women was threatening to harass you IRL when you have disconnected from the internet and refused to engage, that would be considered a serious life or death threat in the eyes of most people and considered self defense in the eyes of the law.

But a more effective and funnier method she can use as she specifically does not engage with Ralph and arguably may have been the reason why Jim for so long ignored Ralphs internet fuck ups until Ralph unprovoked came after them, would be for her (not Metokare, Jade herself) got a restraining order as threats from a violent convicted felon should be taken seriously and lead to another Adrian Blair moment.... and probably cuck the whole PI hype he has for Metokare dox pics finally dropping on the killstream.
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She doesn’t need a pistol because she knows kung fu
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
She doesn’t need a pistol because she knows kung fu
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To be honest if she beat the shit out of ralph on a live stream that would be a shame he would never live down... but Ralph would try and shamelessly spin it as a win and probably sexually assault her durring the fight by grabbing a tit or touching her ass then say he cucked metokur and claim what a pimp he is for grouping someone against her will and not going to jail for it.

But the amount of Rage Ralph would have if Jade got a restraining order against him because despite that the gunt is a 5'1 manlet he is a violent felon who is a sex offender who commits acts of violence against women is genuinely what I believe she should do as Rekieta is a personal friend and can lend a hand to not only having this done but get the service done through public announcement via the court (something done to people who frequently evade service and are public figures).
 
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