Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[whogoesthere]

Some people like feet, some like armpits, Ralph likes the smell of an unwashed ass that he has just thumbed. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if actually has coprophilia.

My friend, I am here to enjoy Ralph getting smashed by a mighty chav. I do not wish to ponder on the perverted, and frankly sickening activities of the PigButt.

Your post is made worse by the fact I think you are correct....

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

He flew to Portugo the first time both because Warski had family in the country and has been thinking about or at the time actually planning on moving back there. So Ralph decides to go there on a trip to spite him "I WENT THERE FIRST BITCH" and then decided he would "seek out his sister" which is where the fake "pantsu pass" text comes from. Turns out warski's family lives on or near a small island off the coast of portugo miles away from where Ralph landed. He then had a mostly uneventful time posting his mayo shrimp and burger king crown selfies until he suddenly talks about how he got his ass kicked and started posting pictures of it.

Yes, I know about the first trip. I was just pointng out that those Cog and Dan people aren't very good either.

 

[OldGuy]

I just realised he's only been in Portugal 2.5 days, and he's stying 2+ weeks, with more copycat A-hog's now flying in to fuck with him...

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Yes, I know about the first trip. I was just pointng out that those Cog and Dan people aren't very good either.

bro what I wasn't even replying to you? Did you forget what alt account you're on or something?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I just want to say, this is a proud moment for me and my fellow British ayylawgz. Dan the man, aka 'Norf IRL'. has introduced the gunt to a good old-fashioned football hooligan beatdown and Ralph was powerless to do anything in response. Just lying on his back, jiggling impotently as punch after punch rekt him.

This is also a historic moment for the Anglo-Portuguese alliance, the oldest alliance still in effect in the world after 700 years of continued friendship: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

After the Portuguese won the First Battle of Lisbon, sending the gunt retreating with a shattered orbital bone, English reinforcements have brought victory again in the Second Battle of Lisbon.

We'll always have your back Portugal!

 

[The Marineer]

I just realised he's only been in Portugal 2.5 days, and he's staying 2+ weeks, with more copycat A-hog's now flying in to fuck with him...

It's defiantly going to become more frequent. The play book has been worked out. Do something to piss him off. Get ineffectually attacked and then be justified in kicking his ass. It's the tough-guy cycle. Every time he loses, more people become convinced they are tougher than him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder how Amanda feels about becoming a single mother for this man now.

Relieved and grateful. She has been functioning as a single parent since Reroll was born and surely will for the rest of her life. May as well at least get the satisfaction of seeing your lazy, no-dick baby daddy humiliated every time he ditches you and your child.

If he dies, well, that just means Meigh gets an e-begging campaign to help her start paying off all the debt Ralph has accrued in her name. (Spoiler alert: No one will contribute. Considering Nick First’s views on women, the AF crowd might even start harassing her for “provoking” their fat hero to flee to Portugal again.

 

[JasonMetloney]

When a person who is low IQ, low impulse control like Ralph has been utterly humiliated in the public space, has become a cornered rat. I don't think he enjoys his life at all anymore and has realized that from now on everywhere he goes there's the potential of someone coming up to him and beating the living shit out of him for the entertainment of tens of thousands of people.

I think his white nigger predisposition puts him at 5/10 from the word go. If he had a weapon during that altercation yesterday he would 100% pull it out. Now that he's been dragged bloody through the streets of Lisbon I'd put him at at 7/10. If he joins forces with that lunatic Stu and they go out to look for Cog and Dan, I reckon that there's a 30% chance someone ends up in a pack.

He really is low IQ enough seemingly to kill someone seemingly for his own honor. When I see somebody like Ralph I honestly just think they have literally zero friends. As anybody with anyone who cared for them wouldn't risk their life so carelessly and ask to get beaten.

 

[whogoesthere]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

(Cut to keep the size down, great post though)

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

I was going to say something like this as well mate, this is spot on. I worked as a bouncer for a few years and its never to actual tough guys that are an issue. Its the weak cowards who try to reclaim their manhood that do something stupid like pull a knife or brick someone from behind in a suprise attack.

Ralph must be so low right about now, and when a man is so utterly humiliated, and that degradation is seen by the people he calls friends and his peers and perhaps even his girlfriend (when she isnt singing with her band The Red Hot Chilli Peppers), thats when really fucking dangerous shit happens. I have seen it play out before, a few times, and it never ends well. I would not be shocked to see Ralph sent to jail for a very serious offence in the coming years. You can only degrade a human so much before they either do something truly horrific, or kill themselves.

I would feel sorry for him, part of me does as a human seeing another human in such a pathetic state, but I am tempered by how fucking awful a person he is. And he ranks high in awfulness even in a group of shitty people.

 

[pain]

watching him being beat makes me think- what the fuck did pedopantsu and faith see in this fat blob to decide “OH YEAH KNOCK ME UP” money? clout? the best part is that he’s too much of a pussy/too retarded to understand that flexing your small nuts on the internet can bite you in the ass he goes after metokur, no involvement in the matter because he laughed

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was going to say something like this as well mate, this is spot on. I worked as a bouncer for a few years and its never to actual tough guys that are an issue. Its the weak cowards who try to reclaim their manhood that do something stupid like pull a knife or brick someone from behind in a suprise attack.

Ralph must be so low right about now, and when a man is so utterly humiliated, and that degradation is seen by the people he calls friends and his peers and perhaps even his girlfriend (when she isnt singing with her band The Red Hot Chilli Peppers), thats when really fucking dangerous shit happens. I have seen it play out before, a few times, and it never ends well. I would not be shocked to see Ralph sent to jail for a very serious offence in the coming years. You can only degrade a human so much before they either do something truly horrific, or kill themselves.

I would feel sorry for him, part of me does as a human seeing another human in such a pathetic state, but I am tempered by how fucking awful a person he is. And he ranks high in awfulness even in a group of shitty people.

I'm sure he took out his aggression and inferiority complex on the 14yo hooker last night.

 

[JasonMetloney]

watching him being beat makes me think- what the fuck did pedopantsu and faith see in this fat blob to decide “OH YEAH KNOCK ME UP” money? clout? the best part is that he’s too much of a pussy/too retarded to understand that flexing your small nuts on the internet can bite you in the ass he goes after metokur, no involvement in the matter because he laughed

Younger attractive women are generally heavily influenced by loser men. A lot of people think most women wanna go after chads and awesome men, but the truth is many women find basement dwellers/fat losers extremely attractive and want to date them to spite their parents.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ethan Ralph continues to be the greatest muse an artist could hope for. I call this one 'Five Star Days Forever':

Spoiler: Black and white version so you can colour along at home

P.S. If someone still on Twitter could forward this to Daddy Jim I'd appreciate it; seeing my art featured on the bowling stream was a dream come true.

 

[Ser Prize]

If this picture doesn't inspire him to lose weight, I don't know what will. Ethan, buddy, you're going to die soon if you keep up your lifestyle and behavior. And yes, that includes sucking catboy penis.

He's mid 30's and has a full head of gray hair. He's dying soon regardless, he's put his body through hell.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Wasn't Ralph's original point of going to Portugal to "fuck Warski's sister"?
I'm not going to shed a tear about a guy going to Portugal to fuck with a guy who went to Portugal to fuck with another guy.

 

[Fate Fan]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

Ive been thinking this myself and it would solve all of his problems.

He kills a A-log which to him is a win and shows hes some tough guy that takes no crap or whatever the hell else he considers himself.
He goes to prison which would get the day to day stress of the child support off of his mind.

I think Ralph gets to this point after he blows through/maxes out any cards and cash he has.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

bro what I wasn't even replying to you? Did you forget what alt account you're on or something?

No, just exceptional.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ethan Ralph continues to be the greatest muse an artist could hope for. I call this one 'Five Star Days Forever':
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Spoiler: Black and white version so you can colour along at home

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P.S. If someone still on Twitter could forward this to Daddy Jim I'd appreciate it; seeing my art featured on the bowling stream was a dream come true.

gunt by numbers coloring book

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

watching him being beat makes me think- what the fuck did pedopantsu and faith see in this fat blob to decide “OH YEAH KNOCK ME UP”

their fathers

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Have we had any update from Ralph yet or is he hiding in his hotel room waiting for Cog to fly back to the UK before he ventures back out on the streets of Portugal?

In his seethe session after the incident, he said that he would be flagging all of Cogs videos before he went to bed, then waddling over to the police station in the morning to cry on their shoulder and try to press charges...

He's not made though and he DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!