Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Dr Doom Pill]

If Ralph is found guilty of a crime in Portugal, do they keep him in Portuguese jail or do they deport him to the states to serve his punishment.

 

[Clint's Burden]

This. I have very little sympathy for Ralph just because how much of an angry, vindictive bitch he has become.

He has a laundry list of shit he's done that I think exempts him from being a-logged, in a lot of circumstances.

 

[NSA]

-Starts shit
-Gets hit
-Zero ability to do anything but yell in self-defense.
-Learns nothing
-Cries to da police

Certified White-Nigger moment.

Ralph's body looks like unbaked bread dough.

 

[bryz7]

It’s a pussy thing to have to someone else beat a person up for you but it was hilarious watching Ralph get his hog snout punched in

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

If Ralph is found guilty of a crime in Portugal, do they keep him in Portuguese jail or do they deport him to the states to serve his punishment.

His punishment will have him wring out like a wash cloth for his gunt grease

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

His punishment will have him wring out like a wash cloth for his gunt grease

Gross

 

[DabOnJannies]

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Drunk, loud Brits getting into fights is Portugal's tourism industry.

Literally what the fuck is this nigga talking about lmfao

Britain's biggest export is loutish Norf FC lads who go to Greece/Spain/Portugal/any number of small islands to get propuh smashed on laaga an' 'ave a right propuh scrimmage
Every tourist economy in the fucking Mediterranean courts these guys as their bread and butter, they're more likely to shit on Ralph for being a dumb amerimutt redneck messing with their core demographic
The ABSOLUTE copium on display from these AF retards is something else. This has truly been a mask-off moment for that entire sphere.

 

[Quiritium]

Looking back to his beatings like the elbow at the Gunterball and yesterday's Portuguese Invitational, it almost looks as if he doesn't really feel anything from the hits, even if his head bobs back and forth. He must be permanently numbed from all the alcohol and pills he takes.

Maybe that's partly why he keeps talking shit. Besides his addled excuse for a brain not registering any logical thought, the lack of pain when he gets hit must embolden him somehow, and trick himself into thinking that he didn't really get the shit kicked out of him.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

A $25 women's purse?

My hope is that we somehow get him to sperg out about it not being a woman's purse despite everything else.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

My hope is that we somehow get him to sperg out about it not being a woman's purse despite everything else.

This one's definitely a women's purse, there's no ambiguity about it.

 

[Barbarus]

I thought the UK intentionally exported people to get in brawls abroad— especially with fans of other football teams.

Tends to be sports related on the whole unless it's particularly violent without reason due to various factors like sport tourism and history.

Somewhat related to this. Surely dragging cog into any court would be horribly double edged considering the history of Ralph's fucking with people online and things he has said which is extensively documented, and more related to Cog, what he has said and posted about his family and Cog himself?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Holy fuck, 120 pages in 12 hours. Good lord, has anything interesting developed or it just thousands of “FIVE STAR DAYS” & “Gunt felted” posts?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Ralph is coping hard on /pol/

 

[PickwickPub]

Hahahaha, Ralph is going to try and make a literal "International Case" out of it.

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Nothing like a white nationalist in a white nationalist organization under FBI investigation and some members under indictment working with police to snitch on rival streamers.

I hope the Portuguese look up his Wikipedia and deport him immediately as a dangerous extremist.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Pinning this tweet isn't the W you think it is Ralph, lol.

This retard pinned a video of him getting his ass beat

Gotta love the Ralphamale.

 

[TherapyMan]

Ralph actually is pretty damn lucky Dan never went for a kick. Since Ralph was on the ground, Dan had to hunch over to through a punch at Ralph's face, which dramatically reduced the amount of force he took per blow and prevented Dan from stepping in with his punches. If Dan gave Ralph a full-force Gunt Punt with his weight behind it while Ralph was on the ground, he'd probably be spitting teeth and shitting blood right about now.

 

[Spez]

Just remember that gunty is probably grinding his teeth in anger reading this thread and smile.

 

[Cilleystring]

The memes in this thread been fucking unbelievable. I'm gonna have to start following Ralph's antics more just for those

 

[Fareal]

were literally at the point hes saying AH GAWT MAH AHSS BEAT IN THA FUGGIN DYRT AYLAWGS AH WYN YEW LUUUUS FUGGERS

I had a mouthful of lemonade when I read this and now my face hurts like the Gunt’s

 

[Superchimp]

So Ralph went to Portugal a second time presumeably to "win" by not getting beat up this time.

Gets beat up again.

Looking forward to Portugal Trip #3 and how Ralph will get beat up again.

...or is Ralph gonna be too afraid to visit Portugal again?

When he writes another essay on fear, will use it to egg on a third trip and content. Ralph has booked a two weeks vacation and I'm pretty sure he will get in new fights every 72 hours.... Rocky music starts playing. This will be the two weeks which delivers.