Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[draggs]

And so has Ralph. He's told people to come and get some if they think they are up to it. He's fucked with people's lives. He's threatened to kill people if legally possible.
Don't get me wrong. Cog is a fucking idiot. Doing what he did hasn't resolved the situation. If anything Ralph is going to try even harder to fuck with him after this.

If you think confronting a guy that has told you to come and get him is so out of order I'm sorry but your brain is broken. Ralph asked for it and he got it.
The only negative is that Ralph didn't learn that goading people online might result in getting fucked up IRL.

All these people have "social[ly] retard[ed]" as the free space on their personal bingo cards

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This thread has devolved into a shit feedback loop of retards that can't be assed to read shit so they repost things said 10 times, moral fagging, hot tips on what societies they've never encountered are like and speculative lawyering from absolute mongoloids who don't know shit about the law. Very disappointing.

If Ralph would just get his ass beat again soon we can back on-topic.

 

[Beef Elemental]

This thread has devolved into a shit feedback loop of retards that can't be assed to read shit so they repost things said 10 times, moral fagging, hot tips on what societies they've never encountered are like and speculative lawyering from absolute mongoloids who don't know shit about the law. Very disappointing.

We have now gone 24 hours without Ralph getting beaten up in Portugal so if everyone is a little edgy it's from withdrawal.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Well Ralph 3rd time's the charm right? Try going there again what could go wrong?

There's still another week to go. More than enough time for a sperg like Ralph to provoke someone else to kick his ass.

I BELIEVE IN YOU RALPH!

Ralph never claimed that though. He said Portugal has great healthcare and didn't charge him. The billing department is actually a big fan of the Killstream, I guess.

Does Portugal have Solialized Medicine? I know someone who had to go to the ER in Italy and only had to pay something like $50.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did anyone else notice from these latest gunt sightings that Ralph seems have almost no body hair?
When the gunt popped out in knoxville I seem to remember it looked a lot more like a manly beer gunt.
Now it looks like a blob of dough. He looks really pale too.

Pigs look hairless from a distance, but their skin is covered in bristles. Ethan Ralph has ginger and grey body hair that doesn’t show up well on screen, especially on the potato Cog was streaming with and the crappy 5G he was streaming over.

For example, you can’t see Ralph’s wiry grey eyebrows here, but they’re there:

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This thread has devolved into a shit feedback loop of retards that can't be assed to read shit so they repost things said 10 times, moral fagging, hot tips on what societies they've never encountered are like and speculative lawyering from absolute mongoloids who don't know shit about the law. Very disappointing.

time to take it back with memes

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It's not just that he can't fight, he can barely move. Watching him reminds me of fighting in my dreams where nothing seems to connect properly, and everything's slowed like I'm fighting in molasses.

He fights exactly like he fucks. Just lays there gunt a’flappin.

 

[Rei is shit]

Ralph livestreaming himself in a foreign country getting the shit beat out of him, while the people beating him are also livestreaming it is the most IP2 thing he has done yet.

Please pray for him to do an RV before he kicks the can

 

[draggs]

Ralph livestreaming himself in a foreign country getting the shit beat out of him, while the people beating him are also livestreaming it is the most IP2 thing he has done yet.

Please pray for him to do an RV before he kicks the can

He wouldn't last 24 hours, he would get contont sprayed quick by some Andy and run away to throw up middle fingers and talk shit on Twitter from a safe distance (out of contont spray range)

 

[Beef Elemental]

He wouldn't last 24 hours, he would get contont sprayed quick by some Andy and run away to throw up middle fingers and talk shit on Twitter from a safe distance (out of contont spray range)

I feel like Ralph would suffer more from content spray than most people. Guarantee he would be a massive pussy about it.

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Surely an experienced KANG Rakphamale of the mean streets of West Memphis knows that you aren't guaranteed a one on one fight on those mean streets. Since the KANG Ralphamale attacked them he doesn't seem to have minded if cog's friend wanted to dance with the gunt too

Yup, a obese alcoholic midget got beaten in the streets of Portugal by a welfare dependent pothead and his hired goon.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

"You're sneeding. A fat deadbeat alcoholic got beaten in the street and you're sneeding!"

 

[Sneedlerino]

Ralph is a rapist. Ralph is a domestic abuser. Ralph abandoned his child and is currently losing his mind over the idea that he should support said child. Ralph has multiple restraining orders in his name filed and recently brought into question in front of a judge. Ralph cannot say literal peoples names like Adrianne Blair because he decided he would dox her entire life, address and all along with work then promised a killstream special outside her apartment complex with posters of her face and his article printed out as a hand out for all her neighbors. He immediately attempted this same idea on a GamerGator. He had over the course of years repeatedly contacted peoples employment(something you yourself have done) in attempts to ruin there entire careers/lifestyle. He is on record being accused of Choking his Pregnant first Baby Mama in a car while yelling about his reputation only to be stopped by his now second baby mama. He believes that he should be allowed to murder his enemies without any consequences and rule over the nature of there lives if they so much as laugh at him farting on camera. He claims he will slit ppps throat for laughing at him. He has done entire segments with his former cohosts about mocking peoples children dying or already dead or his “enemies” reactions to false CPS reports he promoted.

He demands physical violence as his only solution to discussions and his entire motto is “When they go low, I must go lower”

This man has declared a literal Fatwa of the only option left for him is not to stop the Truman Show he has created and get a real job and some real rehab but that he must be killed to stop him


Which is absolutely fucking insane. During his randbot IBS stream he is on recording violently punching his desk while stating he would rather die on the battlefield of him vs randbot than to just quit the show and get help Vidar.


This man had cogs family directly involved for his show in an attempt to get them to disavow there own son because he called ralph fat.


This is the guy you are arguing for. Think about this from a rational perspective for a moment. There are people who deserve far more kind of defense than this fat piece of shit.


Ralph flew back to portugal. He declared it a petty flight to dab on his haters. As soon as he stepped off the plane he streamed himself threatening violence and fist fights with cog with more boasts of life ruination tactics hes so fond of. Cog responded by showing up to follow ralph and use a measuring tape as a troll to get his real height. Ralph confront him first and shoved him into the wall with cog punching him back. The rest is on tape.


They couldve done what ralph did to that guy at his bowling event and have 4 guys hold em down while they stomped his head but they let him get up and tried to walk away.


Just think about this and see if its still worth arguing about in here.

I promise you Vidar. Ralph isnt worth it. Hes never worth it brother.

Bro, this is Vidar you're talking to. The fucking dent that's susceptible to indoctrination. I don't think you're going to be able to convince him of anything.

 

[AnOminous]

Another country's distance that's equivalent to Denver to San Fransisco on a discounted jet ticket. You guys are making it sound like the couple of spergs sailed the Atlantic to settle petty internet drama.

It's called talk shit get hit. Maybe don't fuck with someone's family over gay internet drama and goad them into a confrontation next time.

Tbh if this fat rage pig can't go outside the rest of his life without immediately being swarmed by retards who instantly beat his ass up just to watch him wallow around pathetically, I'd be glad to laugh at that eventuality and watch streams of Reethan just having the shit kicked out of him for hours on end.

Anyone who disagrees with my obviously completely correct opinion is a humongous faggot.

 

[Fannyscum]

Apologies if late, it's been hard staying on top of this thread. Cog confirms to Rackets that Ralph earned his final beat down by spitting at Dan. What a grotty little pig:

Tweet | Archive

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Tbh if this fat rage pig can't go outside the rest of his life without immediately being swarmed by retards who instantly beat his ass up just to watch him wallow around pathetically, I'd be glad to laugh at that eventuality and watch streams of Reethan just having the shit kicked out of him for hours on end.

Anyone who disagrees with my obviously completely correct opinion is a humongous faggot.

Hog Wallopin' is a major league sport in his part of Virginia. You'd think he'd recognize game.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

So did reethan press charges against the fat bong and the twink bong?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I literally lust after e-celeb cock more than Fuentes

stop posting walls of text you irrelevant faggot

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

So did reethan press charges against the fat bong and the twink bong?

Last I saw, he claimed he had gone to the police station and then been sent to a different one, then got told to come back tomorrow. He apparently really wants to press charges but, well, Cog is back in the UK. It literally doesn't matter anymore.

So, yeah, Ralph is being ignored by the police and doesn't realise they don't care and Cog is gone so it doesn't matter if Ralph even presses charges lol

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Pigs look hairless from a distance, but their skin is covered in bristles. Ethan Ralph has ginger and grey body hair that doesn’t show up well on screen, especially on the potato Cog was streaming with and the crappy 5G he was streaming over.

For example, you can’t see Ralph’s wiry grey eyebrows here, but they’re there:

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