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Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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He doesn't seem to have actually stopped tweeting yet for his move, he hit on all the Twitter topics of the day outside of just his endless RTs:
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He's like 400+ pounds it's going to be a while before he starves to death.
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I feel bad for the people who have to clean up his hovel. I can smell the photos he’s taken of his place and I can only imagine how much worse it probably is.
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Just grab some McDonald's dude, even a "small amount" like MovieBob gets wouldn't need $20.
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I wonder how much shit he's leaving behind?. Or is he going to get a last minute reprieve from his landlord?
Does anyone know of fellow rat kings in SE PA or Philly area?
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I think Sean indicated he has family in Pennsylvania that he's headed to.
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Both of his sisters are in NC. I wonder how many times he will Tweet on his journey.
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As much I would love him to live tweet his journey I think he should keep his eyes on the road instead of a Gordon Ramsey show.
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Think Sean's siblings will turn off the lights and pretend not to be home Like coleslaw used to do when Chris and Barbara came a knocking?
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"Hello, I need police here like RIGHT FUCKING NOW. There's a... creature standing outside my door claiming to be my brother... I think it actually ate him. Anyway I need police ASAP because I fear for my life."
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Yeah, he claims that they didn't invite him to his father's funeral but they used his troon name in the obituary so it's hard to judge.
UPDATE: Sean is still in NC.
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Is he faking a heart attack to prolong an eviction? Not a bad power move considering how disgustingly fat and unhealthy he is, it's fairly plausible as ploys go.
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Looks like Sean is sticking around for the holiday weekend. Sleeping in the car will be entertaining
He’s still tweeting and retweeting nonstop
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Well, I didn't exactly expect Sean to be a "prepare before the last night" type of person but I certainly didn't see after "need to hit the road for eight hours" eight hours later him sitting in the parking lot still while not having moved out completely.
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Does anyone remember the "choking game" from middle school, where kids would make each other / themselves pass out to "get high" from the lack of oxygen to the brain?
Sean is saying his body does this naturally. (Vasovagal syncope).
Sean is saying his body does this naturally. (Vasovagal syncope).
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To think Sean's been evicted and Rabbie hasn't.
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So Sean says he’s in VA. Before he said he was toing to speak to the property manager on Tuesday.
I'm fuzzy on whether he's retreating to family or friends. He once lived and worked in Pottstown, a Philly exurb, and I'm guessing that's the general area he's heading back to, but not sure exactly who is going to have to put up with a slug on their couch. Whoever it is, I doubt they're ready for how hard it's gonna be to get rid of him.
Also, he's making pretty shit progress if Richmond is as far as he could get in one go. Guess he had to set aside a lot of time to cope and seethe.