Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[The Nothingness]

To play Devil's Advocate, I did enjoy that Disney wasnt shying away and pretending the rebellion didnt have to do morally gray (and even leaning on black) things to get the upperhand. In true conflicts like these, even the "good guys" need to do bad things. The opening of Rogue One literally had our "hero rebel" silencing an ally of theirs that was too fatty to get away...both to spare him the torture and possible arrest/execution from the empire and to keep his mouth shut over what he knew.

It also helped to show that the rebellion wasnt this centralized group entirely, there were "members" of them that went into extremist routes like Saw Gerrera...sure, he was going against the empire too but his methods were far too extreme for the rebellion to "officially" accept him...but lets face it, Im sure the higher ups were glad that someone was doing the harder choices so they wouldnt have to do it themselves.

The rebels ARE the good guys but to fight an enemy with no morals, standards or lines they wont cross, its difficult to get the upper hand without having to let go of some moral and standards yourself. So I "applaud" Disney for not shying away from the grim reality of what is being in an actual rebellion.

Valid points that lead to what I think is Disney, and Lucas with the "heroes on both sides", trying to have their cake and eat it too with having the franchise be a simple good vs. evil story and be nuance with shades of gray. Lucas would change the confrontation between Solo and Greedo decades later because he didn't want the former to come off as cold-blooded killer with shooting first. Even with the reshoots of Rogue One, Disney kept the scene of Cassian shooting his informant in the back with no remorse and the subplot of the Rebellion using Jyn to assassinate her father. I guess Disney doing this is why SW shills praise the various shows as being "mature".

Also this show has already shown that it doesn't care much about visual consistency.

Will the bottom right image result in the Chinese censoring the show?

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

No, but there was some embarrassing looking parkour.

What the actual fuck did I just watch. This bitch literally performed a backflip to move forward. Multiple times.

If this scene was set during the day, and the actress was clad in a gaudier costume, I legit would've confused this with Power Rangers footage.

 

[The handsome tard]

No, but there was some embarrassing looking parkour.

Its like a mentally stunted Matrix scene.
Are you sure you arent showing footage of Matrix Ressurections?

 

[Creep3r]

The Acolyte from Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant Leslye Headland is set 100 years before The Phantom Menace.

Speaking of which, I thought that there was no source material Kathy.

Star Wars: The Acolyte to Be Heavily Inspired by Legends Stories​

Weren't they bragging about this crap being set during the High Republic before and how queer and lgbtqiabbq-friendly it was going to be? Now they're bragging about it being a pre-disney canon-centric show. And the showrunner and her crew, who I recall were previously said to have no prior experience with SW, are now being touted as being SW pros who delved heavily in the old RPG scene. What really gets me though is Kennedy now acting like she knows what the hell she's talking about when mentioning the EU. She isn't even using the "Legends" trademark. Fuck these fuckers if they want to start backtracking now after all the bullshit they pulled on the franchise this last decade. Last thing I need is for them to start shitting up and fagging up the old stuff with disney crap and trannies, and they have no competent or even average writers left at Lucasfilm, that much is already clear.

Trailer for Star Wars Jedi: Survivor came out today.

For some reason, all this does is strengthen my suspicions that Disney really is going to buy EA in the upcoming bids for the company. Also the trailer gives so many forced Force Unleashed II vibes that it really feels like they're trying to pander to faux nostalgia by trying to copy visuals, much like TFA and TLJ did.

Will the bottom right image result in the Chinese censoring the show?

"可耻 Oh no. Yu weally dun it nao Amewicans. Yu go too faa this time. Time to ding dong bannu yu again."

 

[HeyYou]

Reva knows Anakin is Vader and is the one to tell Obi-Wan. Fuck this show.

 

[Midwit]

Filoni likes Clones too much for them to become Stormtroopers, who he treats as an absolute joke. He's the epitome of a prequelbabby.

Also:
>black character
>is called a gutter rat
>is reckless as shit, easily angered
>will kill people on a whim for no good reason
This is some primo grade-a racial stereotyping and I'm all here for it.

 

[The Decimator]

Filoni likes Clones too much for them to become Stormtroopers, who he treats as an absolute joke. He's the epitome of a prequelbabby.

Also:
>black character
>is called a gutter rat
>is reckless as shit, easily angered
>will kill people on a whim for no good reason
This is some primo grade-a racial stereotyping and I'm all here for it.

No wonder they gave Furloni a “Special Thanks” in the credits. This garbage has his filthy mitts all over it.

EDIT: Wow, my 800th post

 

[Midwit]

Reva knows Anakin is Vader and is the one to tell Obi-Wan. Fuck this show.

I always assumed he figured it out on his own, you'd at least want to keep up with what's going on in the galaxy and a brand new Sith Lord popping up out of nowhere with a fully enclosed suit and Lordship of Mustafar he'd put two and two together on that.

 

[Gede labah]

- inquisition crew look retarded
- don't include a main character under the age of like 13. the actor will be shit and the dialog is guaranteed to be shit because you're going to write in a way that kids don't talk
- I just want Obi-Wan
- Alderaan looks like Asgard or Caprica. Things should be just a little grimy or industrial to make it look like a Star War
- Obi WILL fuck the black lady and that's a good thing

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I always assumed he figured it out on his own, you'd at least want to keep up with what's going on in the galaxy and a brand new Sith Lord popping up out of nowhere with a fully enclosed suit and Lordship of Mustafar he'd put two and two together on that.

Not to mention that Obi-Wan literally watched a recording of Sidious knighting Anakin as Lord Vader.

 

[HeyYou]

I always assumed he figured it out on his own, you'd at least want to keep up with what's going on in the galaxy and a brand new Sith Lord popping up out of nowhere with a fully enclosed suit and Lordship of Mustafar he'd put two and two together on that.

That's what I always figured, too, especially considering there's a scene in RotS where Obi-Wan straight up sees a recording of Palpatine anointing Anakin as Darth Vader, but the bigger issue I have is that Reva knows this information at all. Anyone who knows that Vader is Anakin outside of Palpatine is getting killed. Anyone that goes around recklessly telling people this information would be getting killed in the most horrific way possible. It's emblematic of the issue with these Inquisitors in the first place. They are beyond retarded and get absolutely nothing done; why do Vader and Palpatine keep them around?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

That's what I always figured, too, especially considering there's a scene in RotS where Obi-Wan literally sees a recording of Palpatine anointing Anakin as Darth Vader, but the bigger issue I have is that Reva knows this information at all. Anyone who knows that Vader is Anakin outside of Palpatine is getting killed. Anyone that goes around recklessly telling people this information would be getting killed in the most horrific way possible. It's emblematic of the issue with these Inquisitors in the first place. They are beyond retarded and get absolutely nothing done; why do Vader and Palpatine keep them around?

Yea, the whole time Anakin was being resurrected as Darth Vader, the only people around were Palpatine, stormtroopers who likely didn’t know who Anakin was, and machines whose only function were to resurrect Anakin. No one, at least in the Sith, should have known that Anakin was Darth Vader other than Palpatine.

 

[HeyYou]

Yea, the whole time Anakin was being resurrected as Darth Vader, the only people around were Palpatine, stormtroopers who likely didn’t know who Anakin was, and machines whose only function were to resurrect Anakin. No one, at least in the Sith, should have known that Anakin was Darth Vader other than Palpatine.

People are theorizing that one of the younglings in the opening is Reva and that's how she knows, but then that brings up the question of why anyone that saw Anakin that night is being left alive, Inquisitor or not. Having an arrogant idiot like Reva around that knows Anakin is Vader and what happened at the Temple would be beyond stupid.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

People are theorizing that one of the younglings in the opening is Reva and that's how she knows, but then that brings up the question of why anyone that saw Anakin that night is being left alive, Inquisitor or not. Having an arrogant idiot like Reva around that knows Anakin is Vader and what happened at the Temple would be beyond stupid.

Now I'd be hoping Vader lightsabered her along with the other kids.

 

[whoishomermynameis]

 

[Creep3r]

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Its like a really bad comedic chase sequence, and of course they had to make the Falleen character an idiot.

And judging from the wookieepedo bio -

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Part_I

- they even shoved in a reference to Filoni's retarded farting space whales. They even made it so Bail Organa's original dream goal was to go around chasing them.. FFS

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

For some reason, all this does is strengthen my suspicions that Disney really is going to buy EA in the upcoming bids for the company. Also the trailer gives so many forced Force Unleashed II vibes that it really feels like they're trying to pander to faux nostalgia by trying to copy visuals, much like TFA and TLJ did.

Was that suppose to be his clone in the tank? If so, what a fucking ripoff of FU2. I hate they'll never just make the fucking games people want: Force Unleashed 3, Imperial Commando, KOTOR 3, 1313, and more. Even a new Bounty Hunter game. So many good games could be made. I hate Disney and EA so much.

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"可耻 Oh no. Yu weally dun it nao Amewicans. Yu go too faa this time. Time to ding dong bannu yu again."

"Wah de phuk ded yu jus sai aboot Tiananmen Square, gweilo?!"

Reva knows Anakin is Vader and is the one to tell Obi-Wan. Fuck this show.

Wow. Great stuff lol. Write off anyone that says this shit is even okay.

That's what I always figured, too, especially considering there's a scene in RotS where Obi-Wan straight up sees a recording of Palpatine anointing Anakin as Darth Vader, but the bigger issue I have is that Reva knows this information at all. Anyone who knows that Vader is Anakin outside of Palpatine is getting killed. Anyone that goes around recklessly telling people this information would be getting killed in the most horrific way possible. It's emblematic of the issue with these Inquisitors in the first place. They are beyond retarded and get absolutely nothing done; why do Vader and Palpatine keep them around?

Wait, I'm confused. Why would the Empire/Palpee not want people to know Vader is Anakin? Anakin was a war hero and lead the attack against the Jedi temple. I would have guessed Sheev would use the damaged done to Anakin as propaganda the way he did his new look. But I never thought about it tbh.

As @HeyYou said, he already knows this.

Is it THAT HARD to watch the fucking movies you are making spinoffs of? Popping in a movie or doing ctrl + f with the script is too much for these hacks.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

People are theorizing that one of the younglings in the opening is Reva and that's how she knows, but then that brings up the question of why anyone that saw Anakin that night is being left alive, Inquisitor or not. Having an arrogant idiot like Reva around that knows Anakin is Vader and what happened at the Temple would be beyond stupid.

Now I'd be hoping Vader lightsabered her along with the other kids.

Can we talk about how the opening scene of the show was a flashback to the don't come to the Jedi Temple tomorrow scene from ROTS with a group of younglings trying to escape the massacre in the temple? Talk about bad timing on release.

 

[HeyYou]

Wait, I'm confused. Why would the Empire/Palpee not want people to know Vader is Anakin? Anakin was a war hero and lead the attack against the Jedi temple. I would have guessed Sheev would use the damaged done to Anakin as propaganda the way he did his new look. But I never thought about it tbh.

Pretty sure it's a mystique and terror thing. Anakin was a war hero but it's probably more effective to have Darth Vader be an unknown element that makes everyone around him uncomfortable, rather than "oh that's Anakin in a suit". Either way, I'm just saying that in Disney's canon, Darth Vader kills anyone who figures out his identity, even if they're Imperials. This bitch should not be alive if she knows who he is.

 

[The Decimator]

Can we talk about how the opening scene of the show was a flashback to the don't come to the Jedi Temple tomorrow scene from ROTS with a group of younglings trying to escape the massacre in the temple? Talk about bad timing on release.

Yeah, my family and I noticed that too. But I guess memberberries are more important than potentially offending mass shooting victims.

EDIT: Never mind, they added a trigger warning to it