Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[FinnSven]

I think Ralph’s problem is that he became the “Worf” of this whole Killstream universe. He is supposed (in his own mind) to have a reputation as a tough and dangerous fighter, but he constantly gets beaten to a pulp by all sorts of opponents.

What he needs is to be brought onto the crew of another channel which is having problems with a group of inbred redneck alcoholic deadbeat fathers, thus his deep understanding of his own kind will be a boon.

So what could be Ralph’s “Deep Thumb Nine”?

 

[MadStan]

I think we know why Ralph went down so easily (obviously he is a pussy) - he was unstable. Huge weight at the front, coupled with essentially men's high heels - see below.

PLUS he had a legitimate woman purse. Perhaps Ralph has more in common with Nick Fuentes than we realize. Are we seeing Ralph transform before our very eyes like other LOLCOWs? Perhaps Ralph has aspirations of working the streets of Lisbon for profit?

 

[Lone Outsider]

Late to the party but what the fuck?! Ralph can't stop getting beating up in Portugal. At this point it should tradition to beat up the gunt because this shit is hilarious.

 

[Stan]

Alright which of you weens are responsible for beating up Ralph a second time

 

[3322]

I think we know why Ralph went down so easily (obviously he is a pussy) - he was unstable. Huge weight at the front, coupled with essentially men's high heels - see below.

PLUS he had a legitimate woman purse. Perhaps Ralph has more in common with Nick Fuentes than we realize. Are we seeing Ralph transform before our very eyes like other LOLCOWs? Perhaps Ralph has aspirations of working the streets of Lisbon for profit?

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I have identified the actual shoes, looks like they have even higher lifts than the ones you show, but I can't find information about how high. They add 1.4 inches.

 

[Rezza]

I think we know why Ralph went down so easily (obviously he is a pussy) - he was unstable. Huge weight at the front, coupled with essentially men's high heels - see below.

PLUS he had a legitimate woman purse. Perhaps Ralph has more in common with Nick Fuentes than we realize. Are we seeing Ralph transform before our very eyes like other LOLCOWs? Perhaps Ralph has aspirations of working the streets of Lisbon for profit?

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Wait, are you telling me he's already that short...and he's actually wearing a high heeled shoes? That's even more embarrassing

 

[Ronald Crump]

I think we know why Ralph went down so easily (obviously he is a pussy) - he was unstable. Huge weight at the front, coupled with essentially men's high heels - see below.

PLUS he had a legitimate woman purse. Perhaps Ralph has more in common with Nick Fuentes than we realize. Are we seeing Ralph transform before our very eyes like other LOLCOWs? Perhaps Ralph has aspirations of working the streets of Lisbon for profit?

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I guess prison made him into a new man.

 

[break these cuffs]

Wait, are you telling me he's already that short...and he's actually wearing a high heeled shoes? That's even more embarrassing

Do you think he wears heeled boots solely for his wigger aesthetic?

 

[RollerGator]

Alright which of you weens are responsible for beating up Ralph a second time

Spain may have the running of the bulls, but Portugal tops that with the beating of the gunts.

 

[DumbDude42]

ngl this is the first time i ever watched these two and its actually kinda funny and entertaining

 

[Stan]

Spain may have the running of the bulls, but Portugal tops that with the beating of the gunts.

Well, it’s like they say… kick Ralph’s ass in Portugal once, shame on you
Kick Ralph’s ass in Portugal twice, shame on Ralph

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If Ralph wants to run with the narrative that he’s the victim of a violent crime, it’s easy to make the optics fit.
Ralph could become the poster boy for random hate crimes against elderly American tourists.

Here we see a 60-yo handicapped American tourist randomly assaulted in broad daylight by a gang of vicious soccer hooligans.

You could spin it out into a political attack on whoever runs Lisbon and the police like so-
This is the second time this American tourist has been badly beaten in Lisbon.
Crime rates have soared under the new (liberal/conservative) administration, How much longer will the govt allow thugs to assault tourists on our streets blahblahblah.

Also LOL
Cozy Hitman- The Police are scum
2 hours later- I’ve filed a complaint with the police boohooboohoo.

 

[Absurdity]

The Murse Curse just got worse. You heard it here firs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

ngl this is the first time i ever watched these two and its actually kinda funny and entertaining

TBH I think the Kino Casino is the same as when Ralph was the center of drama with the Killstream. I’m more interested in what content and drama they’re putting out than them. Warski is just Warski and PPP I don’t like but I love the show. It’s the guests and content they host I’m more intrigued by and I hope they don’t let that go to their head and think it’s because people are tuning in just to watch them individually.

Overall they’re filling a void vacated by Ralph ironically enough.

 

[Got Milk!]

Since precedent has been set, I suspect more people will now engage in the gunt hunt and attack him on live streams

He's rapidly becoming dragonlord in that a logs know they're getting good sport from him.

1000%

It wasn't like anyone thought he was going to win a fight, but this episode made him look absolutely pathetic. Then his ongoing shenanigans, saying he'd do it again, etc

This genie is out of the bottle and Ralph is going to be severely fucked with any time he's out in public. Hell, him getting elbowed to the face at his own bowling event was the opening salvo.

And to him, all he's going to obsess over is getting a W. Possibly to the point he does like a bad movie and pays some guy to let him win a fight in public. Except he starts shit with the wrong guy. Classic.

 

[MadStan]

What is Ralph? He is a stepping stone. In the late 80's and early 90's the WWF was famous for having its good guys and heels that always lost. If you were in the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania or SummerSlam and you were pitched against these guys - you'd be guaranteed a win. Be it The Honky Tonk Man (heel) or KoKo.B Ware or the Bushwhackers - it didn't matter - you were going to get the win.

This is what Ralph is to everyone on the Internet. Whether you be a disgraced blogger, a loved blogger, a failed or successful streamer - regardless, if you square off against Ralph you are assured a rise in status, and a win.

Ralph is a singular example of a chump that everyone can beat on, and is the ultimate symbol of life's failure. A loser to the bone and be them good or bad, a rise in status is always forthcoming from punking Ralph.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

What is Ralph? He is a stepping stone. In the late 80's and early 90's the WWF was famous for having its good guys and heels that always lost. If you were in the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania or SummerSlam and you were pitched against these guys - you'd be guaranteed a win. Be it The Honky Tonk Man (heel) or KoKo.B Ware or the Bushwhackers - it didn't matter - you were going to get the win.

This is what Ralph is to everyone on the Internet. Whether you be a disgraced blogger, a loved blogger, a failed or successful streamer - regardless, if you square off against Ralph you are assured a rise in status, and a win.

Ralph is a singular example of a chump that everyone can beat on, and is the ultimate symbol of life's failure. A loser to the bone and be them good or bad, a rise in status is always forthcoming from punking Ralph.

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In other words, a "jobber".

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

In other words, a "jobber".

I heard there was a super creative and very funny pilot episode being produced with this title. What ever happened to that?

 

[break these cuffs]

What is Ralph? He is a stepping stone. In the late 80's and early 90's the WWF was famous for having its good guys and heels that always lost. If you were in the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series, Wrestlemania or SummerSlam and you were pitched against these guys - you'd be guaranteed a win. Be it The Honky Tonk Man (heel) or KoKo.B Ware or the Bushwhackers - it didn't matter - you were going to get the win.

This is what Ralph is to everyone on the Internet. Whether you be a disgraced blogger, a loved blogger, a failed or successful streamer - regardless, if you square off against Ralph you are assured a rise in status, and a win.

Ralph is a singular example of a chump that everyone can beat on, and is the ultimate symbol of life's failure. A loser to the bone and be them good or bad, a rise in status is always forthcoming from punking Ralph.

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So then Vickers is the exception that proves the rule?

 

[smellybutthole]

Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.