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I'm going with #1, #3, or #5.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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Looks like the cause was "narc injury".
Tess once again lusted after a guy (she says "someone" but we all know it's a man) out of her league, and after months of her not getting the hint that he was not into women the size of a Yugo, decided to not go to a party he'd be at and instead make IG stories about how NOT MAD she is and that it's somehow his loss not getting to experience her yeasty folds.
Oscar Winner
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I don't really expect to make sense of this, because Tess lies, but..
She posts about not going to her friends party and backing out at the last minute, but also whinges about “someone” being emotionally unavailable and not showing up for her. Poor Tess held out for another 2 months for random person, but ditched her friend after already doing hair and makeup to stay home and watch Netflix? Nice way to treat your friends Tess, especially when you'd absolutely spit it if they did that to you.
Who is this “someone” meant to be that she was so invested (and in love!?) that she hung around another two months after apparently realising it was pointless? Wasn't it just the other day that she said she'd been voluntarily celibate for a year or something? She's too self-obsessed to give anything unless she's getting far more in return, no way she'd give two extra months to what she'd already decided was a lost cause.
As @Water-T said, it has to be a narc injury. We're seeing the live action derailment of her previous narrative in order for her to self soothe. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make her feel better.
She posts about not going to her friends party and backing out at the last minute, but also whinges about “someone” being emotionally unavailable and not showing up for her. Poor Tess held out for another 2 months for random person, but ditched her friend after already doing hair and makeup to stay home and watch Netflix? Nice way to treat your friends Tess, especially when you'd absolutely spit it if they did that to you.
Who is this “someone” meant to be that she was so invested (and in love!?) that she hung around another two months after apparently realising it was pointless? Wasn't it just the other day that she said she'd been voluntarily celibate for a year or something? She's too self-obsessed to give anything unless she's getting far more in return, no way she'd give two extra months to what she'd already decided was a lost cause.
As @Water-T said, it has to be a narc injury. We're seeing the live action derailment of her previous narrative in order for her to self soothe. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make her feel better.
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Tess sure loves taking the language of actual illness and making shit about her. People like her are why I used to wish we had different words for things like anxiety-the-disorder and anxiety-the-feeling but then I realized the Tesses of the world would just do the same shit as she's done with her "anorexia".
I betcha a champagne cake the kids are gonna be kneecapped when it comes to expressing themselves.
"Meltdowns" aren't "I don't feel like going out, so I'll fat about and watch Netflix". Even in adults it had be as undignified as hiding under a desk.
"Meltdowns" aren't "I don't feel like going out, so I'll fat about and watch Netflix". Even in adults it had be as undignified as hiding under a desk.
Recycling is for poor people, not superwaddles.
Kid jumping on the bed?
Oscar Winner
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I thought the same, but wasn't sure if he was bouncing off actual furniture, a mini trampoline, or fatty Tess.
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Being married to a narc? You’re the narc, Tess.
Almost throwing up from the pain of stepping on a Lego brick? Bulimia saga when? And throwing it away was just spiteful.
Almost throwing up from the pain of stepping on a Lego brick? Bulimia saga when? And throwing it away was just spiteful.
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I love that she used the Lego story as some type of humble brag. There was no party I’m sure, she just wanted some elaborate story to fish for compliments. She gets more and more unlikeable each post.
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Narcs do love to project.
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She could have just told Bowie to put the Legos away.
Chef Autism
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>"You know you bad when you can post from any angle."
>Only films extremely high landwhale angles
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Imagine the pounds per square inch of pressure. That Lego should have been embedded into her hoof never to be seen again.
TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken
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Is she straight up cosplaying as Devine now?
I expect to see a video of her eating a dog turd any day now.
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I’ve never seen anyone more in love with their own face
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It would be the first thing she's eaten in years that's not loaded with fat, sugar, and calories.
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She'll put pink champagne buttercream frosting on it, never fear.
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I don't know if I'd go to a MUA who can't even groom her own brows.
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