Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm not enough of a movie buff to think of a film where a legit game is played but I can think of something in the wider culture:
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It never stops being amusing to me how Bob will claim to be some kind of film buff - even mocking those on twitter who say he doesn't watch indie or "cerebral" stuff - and yet he will pass up chances to pay tribute to great classic works.
 
Apparently being a cop means your life doesn't matter. You should forget being able to retire and get a pension; you must be a John McClane and leave personal safety at the door.
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But laws aren't uniform across all 50 states, Bob. Remember when Trump and the GQP had the trifecta in 2017 that caused you to lose your future? And then they used that power to make a six seat majority on the Supreme Court? Or is that one of the things that Thinkers aren't interested in thinking about?
 
ACAB. "A fairly small portion" of ACAB.

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Black men who are frequent, violent criminals deserve to get suffocated or shot. This is not sadism, bullying, abuse of authority, or being a baby; this is for the protection of the populace -- an protection that evil politicians and pressure groups are determined to strip off us.

Apparently being a cop means your life doesn't matter. You should forget being able to retire and get a pension; you must be a John McClane and leave personal safety at the door.
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Senator Ron Johnson reasons that you cannot arrest someone for a crime they haven't committed yet, and the solution he proposes is to cultivate strong families, supportive communities, and renewed faith. He deplores how schools nowadays teach children that some of them are not equal to others, and that they are the cause of other peoples' problems. "That's sickness".
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John Vinals goes off against the party line again.
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Whenever had the Dems have genuine empathy?

"Morality is just tools", but guns literally murder people.
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You should trust the "medical consensus" and suck girldicks, stupid!
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Bobby gets a zebra-print shirt.
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Crazy Rich Asians but with Filipinos. The trailer is annoying as fuck.
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Japanese cartoons.
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80s cartoon has a "Flashdance" like disco song in the end credits. Bobby blames cocaine.
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This reminds me of that piece of grotesque fan art by Andrew Dobson.


Perhaps he'll slot it in his Schlocktober series.
I ask you, fellow cultivators of the lands of flightless birds, is this the work of a man (or several) perpetually high on Cocaine? :
On second thought, don't answer that. Though I woulda figured LSD and pot, not necessarily (just) cocaine, what with all the environmental messaging on that old Canadian cartoon. I will guarantee you Bob has neither seen, nor heard of, Kevin Gillis.

Personally IDC if Kevin Gillis was doing ALL THE COCAINE, and the other three guys that wrote the song/music for it, that ending theme is fucking metal.
 
I ask you, fellow cultivators of the lands of flightless birds, is this the work of a man (or several) perpetually high on Cocaine? :
Because Bobby can't get through the morning without a belt he assumes everyone else is abusing something. And because he's so dim and lazy he doesn't understand the idea of an artist putting skill and effort into something for an audience not yet old enough to fully understand that. (If only for one's own sanity - who wants to create mindless pablum forever?) But goodness, even as a child I could appreciate talent. The Raccoons was one of the few shows I stayed around for the closing credits for. Hell, I dimly remember dancing to it every week. (What we put our parents through....)

Personally IDC if Kevin Gillis was doing ALL THE COCAINE, and the other three guys that wrote the song/music for it, that ending theme is fucking metal.
Dude, a lot of that music is amazing. Someone uploaded a rip of the LP for the third soundtrack, Evergreen Nights, to Youtube and I cherish that entire thing. (My personal favorites other than Run With Us are All Life Long and Hold Back Tomorrow.)
 
Rewatching that today I want to say... bless you.

Why? Because it is VIDEO PROOF that another thing Bobby doesn't understand is chess.

(this is when the character HAS JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY - like you watch it on screen - and he didn't reset the board)
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The first move. (queen jumps pawn)
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Second move (rook teleports) - also the board is reset at the start of this shot - "great continuity" mr. film school.
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Cut back. Board is different.
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King now teleports and the board is now matched to what it was earlier.
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I mean this is just chris' mocking of the video. If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??
For being a thirty (?)-something-year-old Thinker™, you'd imagine Moviebob would have a base understanding about how chess is played. (I'd be genuinely surprised if Moviebob's tabletop gaming skills exceed that of Hi-Ho! Cherry-O.)

Additionally... y'think Moviebob actually got copyright clearance for that Mario-based chess set for a video that Bob likely had monetized? That's not gonna sit well with Nintendo...



ACAB. "A fairly small portion" of ACAB.
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Black men who are frequent, violent criminals deserve to get suffocated or shot. This is not sadism, bullying, abuse of authority, or being a baby; this is for the protection of the populace -- an [sic] protection that evil politicians and pressure groups are determined to strip off us.
Well said, Positron. Well said.



Apparently being a cop means your life doesn't matter. You should forget being able to retire and get a pension; you must be a John McClane and leave personal safety at the door.
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That's nowhere near as sinister as a fat, Hitlerian, Boston-area film critic with an over-inflated ego telling even minutely-ill Texans to cough on Governor Greg Abbott, hoping Abbott ends up like a "White Trash Brundlefly". (No, Bob, nobody intelligent is ever going to let you live that down.)



Senator Ron Johnson reasons that you cannot arrest someone for a crime they haven't committed yet, and the solution he proposes is to cultivate strong families, supportive communities, and renewed faith. He deplores how schools nowadays teach children that some of them are not equal to others, and that they are the cause of other peoples' problems. "That's sickness".
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Whatever you say, Believerbob.



John Vinals goes off against the party line again.
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Whenever had the Dems have genuine empathy?
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"Morality is just tools", but guns literally murder people.
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Guns don't kill people. Psychopaths do.



You should trust the "medical consensus" and suck girldicks, stupid!
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To Moviebob, Science™ is what comports to Moviebob's worldview. In reality, science is based on evidence, long-term studies, and empirical date.



Bobby gets a zebra-print shirt.
And Bob continues to look--and act--as sharp as a balloon.
 
I doubt he realizes that matches are recorded, even before video recording became a thing. Not that Bob would be able to read chess notation to mimic it. After all, he clearly doesn't understand the pieces so how would he know anything about the game? A novice player could fake a game - it'd be lousy chess but at least the pieces would move right. It wouldn't occur to the player to do it wrong.
If only Bob had a SegaCD, he could have played Star Wars Chess on it. Alas, his heart belonged to Mario. (He could have gotten Chessmaster though, or Battlechess for the NES.)
 

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Rebel news does a hate crime by doing a correct reporting
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The USDA, that's the United State Department of Agriculture, decided that public schools that do not allow troons into the opposite sex bathroom goes against Title IX and they will cut off funding for the school's lunches because "Historically, the LGBTQI+ community has faced striking economic and social disparities, such as higher rates of poverty, unemployment and nutrition insecurity."

This kind of bureaucratic overreach and control should worry Americans but silly me the real crime here is that a Canadian news outlet committed hate speech by calling trans girls boys.
 
Because Bobby can't get through the morning without a belt he assumes everyone else is abusing something. And because he's so dim and lazy he doesn't understand the idea of an artist putting skill and effort into something for an audience not yet old enough to fully understand that. (If only for one's own sanity - who wants to create mindless pablum forever?) But goodness, even as a child I could appreciate talent. The Raccoons was one of the few shows I stayed around for the closing credits for. Hell, I dimly remember dancing to it every week. (What we put our parents through....)


Dude, a lot of that music is amazing. Someone uploaded a rip of the LP for the third soundtrack, Evergreen Nights, to Youtube and I cherish that entire thing. (My personal favorites other than Run With Us are All Life Long and Hold Back Tomorrow.)
He doesn't do drugs, not just because he can't afford them but also because no one would trust him enough to tell him where to get them. Because you just know that Bob would start naming names the second the cops show up at his door.

But as you said, he's dim and lazy, and he knows that people in the entertainment industry use coke as a pick me up, so obviously that's how all creativity works in his feeble little mind.
 
He doesn't do drugs, not just because he can't afford them but also because no one would trust him enough to tell him where to get them. Because you just know that Bob would start naming names the second the cops show up at his door.

But as you said, he's dim and lazy, and he knows that people in the entertainment industry use coke as a pick me up, so obviously that's how all creativity works in his feeble little mind.
He absolutely wants us to believe he's done weed, at least. Because he called it great.
Now it's true, bands like Guns N'Roses picked up some creativity while drunk AF and maybe stoned as well - writing lyrics on empty pizza boxes and such (on weed most likely but who knows - but the first drummer Steve Adler was definitely a heroin user and was booted for it - Axl had a VERY strong position against "Mr. Brownstone" aka Heroin). But I wouldn't say the drugs were the source of the creativity.
 
80s cartoon has a "Flashdance" like disco song in the end credits. Bobby blames cocaine.
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This one is just baffling. Even the OP is a retard, because The Raccoons was a relatively serious cartoon for kids that tackled a bunch of issues usually relegated to post-episode PSAs and made its best attempt to handle them maturely and intelligently (and whether that's the case or not is up to you). 8 Bit Dip Shit ignorantly reducing it to "zany raccoons playing in the forest" can be guaranteed to have never watched even a single episode. No wonder Bob probably feels some kinship with him.
 
This one is just baffling. Even the OP is a retard, because The Raccoons was a relatively serious cartoon for kids that tackled a bunch of issues usually relegated to post-episode PSAs and made its best attempt to handle them maturely and intelligently (and whether that's the case or not is up to you). 8 Bit Dip Shit ignorantly reducing it to "zany raccoons playing in the forest" can be guaranteed to have never watched even a single episode. No wonder Bob probably feels some kinship with him.
I remember The Raccoons growing up. That, alongside David the Gnome, were ecologically themed shows I actually enjoyed. Those two cartoons go to prove that non-preachy, non-manipulative, two sided ecologically themed shows exist. There needs to be more ecologically themed shows and movies like The Raccoons and David the Gnome for once.
 
“It’s the Air Force Awakens!”

I saw this article and wondered how hostile Bob’s 180 turn on the film would be. But sadly with too many CONSUME PRODUCT people out there, I doubt this will happen.
https://fortune.com/2022/05/28/top-...-superheroes-streaming-economy-recession/amp/
I've made a point of mocking Bob's overly verbose and frankly confusing video descriptions before, but I wanted to highlight this one because it really goes to show how simpleminded he is:
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That's it. That's all he could think of to say.

I'm not going to kill brain cells by watching the review proper (even five minutes is too much Bob for me), but if this is his takeaway, then good God he is so fucking bad at this.

On a side note, I went to see it today on Drinker's full-throated recommendation video, and all I can say is wow, I didn't think it was possible for Hollywood to make a movie like this anymore. Visually stunning, great performances, an engaging (albeit minimal) plot, and best of all, paid loving tribute to the original without shitting on and denigrating it for being non-PC. This is a movie that deserves to be seen on the biggest screen you can watch it on with as many people as possible; my theater was completely full and the crowd loved every minute of it. Tom Cruise may be a wacky Scientologist, but as long as he keeps channeling his insanity towards delivering blockbusters like this, I'm all for it, especially if it means the end of the capeshit era.
 
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