Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

(Though it is fun to also compare it to Ewok movie 2, "Battle for Endor" - a lot of overlap between the films.)

I distinctly remember watching the Ewok movies, and I still don't believe they exist.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I can kind of understand this, but their logic really falls apart when they fail to understand how the public domain works.

Supposing your explanation is correct, their view is that only the "official" works of an author (or the corporation that owns the IP) are canonical. Fanfiction, of course, is not, so while they can write as many slashfics as they want, they know deep down that the characters aren't actually gay for each other. However, if they manage to either pressure the company externally or infiltrate it and make the changes themselves, they get the validation they seek through "official" representation. (I mean, personally, I wouldn't tie my sense of self-worth to a fictional universe, but I'm also not a mentally-stunted consoomer.)

Thing is, when a work enters the public domain, anyone can make works with their version of a character, and it will all be as official as anyone else's. You can publish your fanfics where Sherlock Holmes has graphic buttsex with Watson, make money off of it, and nobody can stop you from doing so (though maybe wait until next year so everything's in the public domain). I think you might not be able to say it's "official canon" or something, but who cares when you can make a buck?

Maybe you're right, and maybe that is what they care about more than anything else, making it "official." If their slashes aren't canonical, then...fuck, I don't know, it's so hard to get into their mindset, I literally do not understand how someone could get mad that their favorite characters aren't officially gay for each other. I guess I'm not a cum-brained coomer either.

I'd like to believe that these people are just overreacting to someone "ruining their childhood" by making an edgy Pooh movie, but sadly, part of me thinks they're just that stupid.

Man who doesn't have a family to eat with claims that no family ever talks over dinner. Well, maybe he has Ma Chipman, but odds are he eats in his room.

Furthermore, the kitchen table isn't just for eating, which is part of where the term comes from. It's a communal place for a variety of activities in most households, like kids doing homework or parents going over their finances. Anything that relates to the core of a family can be considered a kitchen-table issue. His clunky "texting your family throughout the day issue" replacement comically misses the point.

And yes, Bob, there are actually a lot of kitchen-table issues that are much more on people's minds currently. Things like the cost of everything going up due to inflation, the economy hitting a slump and potentially wreaking havoc on jobs, making decisions about how they'll budget their income in order to keep going, and so on. In the case of school shootings like this one, the issue for most families is less "we need to get rid of all guns" and more "we need to keep our kids safe." Gun control has never been a popular issue, and considerably less so post-St. Floyd of Fentanyl riots, when even leftist bugmen started to realize they needed to defend themselves from Antifa's rabid footsoldiers.

Finally, I can't help but note that Bobby is once again trying to tie the dreaded Mayo Ghouls to anything bad by claiming that the evil MAGA terrorists are literally seconds away from going full 1488 right-wing death squads. Pretty sure this latest asshole school shooter wasn't wearing a red cap at the time and yelling "this is MAGA country."

You know, Bob being less than thrilled about some edgy Pooh slasher fic that looks like something out of Tennant-era Dr. Who (I think? The one with the pig-people) is actually pretty fucking hypocritical. Isn't he the one that calls people babymen for being unhappy with the perceived mangling of other properties, like oh I dunno, Star Wars? Tells them to grow up, get over it touch grass, the whole nine yards? Well, Bob needs to take his own damn advice and touch ALL the grass over this one. Seriously, some needs to tell him to specifically touch ALL THE GRASS over the Pooh horror movie.

Also would be neat if some asked either of the chipman bros if Bob is involved in any way with the Lesser Bro's making of The Bludgeoning. The answer would be fucking comical, if they bothered to answer with an actual answer and not a Trudeau Jr-style non-answer.

Also, "Kitchen table issues" never really made sense to me. Sure, at dinner we all sat at the table and ate like a family (instead of the TV - nobody but rich people and schools had PCs back then until the 90s), but it was rarely a way to discuss political issues or finances and the like. It was more like typical "how did your day go" things. When politics and such were discussed, it was not at the table. Who knows whether the Chipmans sat at the table and ate like a family given he said his dad worked long hours, but the mom definitely would have been there because her job guaranteed she got off work when the kids got out of school (school nurse). And I don't think anyone in that house was enough of a comedian to say something like "Let's all sit in front of the TV/Nintendo and eat like a family".

I don't understand how cutting the funding of the police will make them respond to school shootings faster.

I think the question Bob was asking was, why did we un-cut the funding if the police are not doing their jobs.

Ok, if anybody doesn't like this, direct all complaints to @Mola Ram

Spoiler: Way too much about Willow

Having recently rewatched Willow it is still a very solid movie that holds up quite well. And yes, if I were to sum it up, I would say it is "Lord of the Rings" put through a Star Wars processor. I mean it's so obvious even MovieBob spotted it.

HOWEVER...

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First of all, the "no luke" is idiotic because Willow IS LUKE. As a POP CULTURE SAVANT should know, in some of George Lucas' early drafts, Luke Skywalker was an old man and general. I mean in the movie Willow lives on a backwater farm at the edge of a major empire and is training to learn magic. And through the film, he continues to learn magic from said old wizards. In fact the only thing that really separates Willow from Luke is that Willow is older with a family already. Heck he even has a brunette friend he travels for a bit with before they are split apart. AGAIN, a pop culture person should be aware that there is a lot of overlap with this and earlier drafts of Star Wars which had Biggs Darklighter in them. This is how bad Bobby is at his damn job - the characters are alike in 90% of their respects but he apparently can't see it because of that divergent 10%.

And the whole "nifty female sort-of-"Vader"" just...

This is so dumb, BECAUSE THE MOVIE HAD A LITERAL VADER IN IT:
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If anything the smoking-redhead Sorsha is a Leia stand-in only Lucas is flipping the script and starting her out on the bad guy side this time instead of being captured. In Willow, they "rescue" her from the dark side via Val Kilmer's dreamy lips rather than storming the death star.

That's what makes this so funny:
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Because if you know your Lucas history, it's really debatable whether he's "subverting" anything or is just going back to the well for ideas he had before. But that's a whole other rant.

Summation: Willow is enjoyable. Check it out.

(Though it is fun to also compare it to Ewok movie 2, "Battle for Endor" - a lot of overlap between the films.)

OMG Bob is way fucking worse at his job than I thought (and I already thought he was absolutely terrible at it) if his take on Willow is that dead smooth-brained. Never mind analyzing the blue curtains, Bob threw the curtains in a blender until they were unrecognizable as curtains. But what else can we expect from a crayon-eater?

 

[Uncle Joey]

Damn, his numbers are dwindling. A few months ago it was at around 32k. I wonder what his peak was.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Damn, his numbers are dwindling. A few months ago it was at around 32k. I wonder what his peak was.

If asked, I bet Bobby would attribute it to the purging of the bots/fake accounts.

 

[JayHarrison]

The police did not respond as promptly as people expect, let's cut the funding of those "Call of Duty cosplayers".
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Fortunately MOS and his gang of rainbow perverts will make sure public schools will remain parents' first choice.

"Republicans hate public education"? Yes. As it should be.. especially in shithole regions like my home state of California.

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If the Dem wants to really win, they should find ways to stop people getting killed by MAGA terrorists.
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No... "not getting killed by a MAGA terrorist" is a "reason why Moviebob spends too much time on Twitter" issue.

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"Ackually The Wild West is a figment of Hollywood imagination."
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Um... doesn't Moviebob contradict its own statement here? "The Wild West was safer", yet "'don't bring your guns indoors' was [...] not [a] universal concept"? And what's this jazz about "guns holding fewer rounds" actually being safer? Shouldn't a Thinker™ like Bob know that you only need one round in order to injure/kill someone?

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"If a party WANTS to get rid of somebody, they can get rid of somebody." In Bobby's fertile imagination, the DNC sounds like the Yakuza.
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bethnor1 is correct about Arizona. At least AZ's smart enough not to convert to Daylight Saving Time when most of the other states do.

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Words become way more convincing if you write them in a way you imagine a 3-year-old would write. Strange isn't it?

TANGENT: I've often imagined Moviebob's actual signature looking like that of a 3-year-old, written in crayon with the E and second B in Moviebob written backward, as well an angry face with its tongue sticking out as the O in Bob.

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Bobby teaches Musk grammar:
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First reaction: Question mark. Every time Moviebob ends a sentence with a question mark, that leads be to believe Bob writing is either lacking in confidence or ill-informed (95% likely it's the latter).

Second reaction: Of course, if Moviebob had a billion bucks, wouldn't care about what other thought of Bob. Moviebob would likely have had them nuked to high Heaven first.

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I'm not proud in giving my vote to Donald Trump (it's the Dem primary voters' fault that I did in both 2016 and 2020). But seeing as how I dissed off Moviebob and its ilk, among other idiot Leftists (I repeat), I do not regret giving Trump my vote at all.

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$7,500 from 52 backers equals about $150 per supporter. I don't know whether I should he happy that so few believe this project is going to work... or livid that anyone actually believes this project will work.

 

[Mr Processor]

Um... doesn't Moviebob contradict its own statement here? "The Wild West was safer", yet "'don't bring your guns indoors' was [...] not [a] universal concept"? And what's this jazz about "guns holding fewer rounds" actually being safer? Shouldn't a Thinker™ like Bob know that you only need one round in order to injure/kill someone?

The Wild West is nicely vague, because I'm not sure what he means by that. I would consider that the Wild West would include things like Bleeding Kansas an actual guerilla war fought on US soil, and if I go by movies set in the Wild West it would include the Civil War itself. (That's the trouble with defining your historical period with a vague term mostly associated with cinema.) So, I wouldn't really consider the Wild West to be safer than today.

 

[Flexo]

@Koby_Fish

OMG Bob is way fucking worse at his job than I thought (and I already thought he was absolutely terrible at it) if his take on Willow is that dead smooth-brained. Never mind analyzing the blue curtains, Bob threw the curtains in a blender until they were unrecognizable as curtains. But what else can we expect from a crayon-eater?

Yeah that's the thing of it. This is ALWAYS the case with Bobby. The more you know about what he's talking about the more wrong you realize he is. He likes to call JBP "the stupid person's smart guy" but that's exactly what Bob is: he only seems smart if you have no knowledge about what he's talking about.

I mean look at his old AvP post and the comments on it correcting him. Bob should be named "um, actually" man because at this point his only use is as a game show for people to point out how wrong he is.

https://moviebobcentral.com/2007/12/26/review-alien-vs-predator-requiem/

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Wouldn't it make more sense for a Winnie the Pooh horror movie for the killer to be Cristopher Robin. It would be kind of a reverse of the murderous animatronic, and you could wrap it up with something about it being Cristopher's imagination.

 

[Flexo]

Wouldn't it make more sense for a Winnie the Pooh horror movie for the killer to be Cristopher Robin. It would be kind of a reverse of the murderous animatronic, and you could wrap it up with something about it being Cristopher's imagination.

I mean the easiest thing would be to have it be a remake of Identity with the reveal that is all happening inside Cristopher Robin's head. (assuming Robot Chicken hasn't already done that)

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Spoiler: Get yer moai out, boys.

Bleeding Kansas

On the other side, thousands of pro-slavery Missourians flooded into the new territory to illegally vote in Kansas’ first territorial election in November 1854. Pro-slavery candidate John Whitfield easily defeated two Free Soil candidates to become the territory’s delegate to Congress, with only half the ballots cast by registered voters.

Wow, an American politician availing himself of massive voter fraud? Truly unprecedented! The likes of this shall never be seen again, I am sure.

Political party: Democratic

i am shocked

I mean the easiest thing would be to have it be a remake of Identity with the reveal that is all happening inside Cristopher Robin's head. (assuming Robot Chicken hasn't already done that)

Honestly, that... would not surprise me. I haven't seen Robot Chicken in years but that is right up their alley.

 

[King Dead]

@Koby_Fish:

Also, "Kitchen table issues" never really made sense to me. Sure, at dinner we all sat at the table and ate like a family (instead of the TV - nobody but rich people and schools had PCs back then until the 90s), but it was rarely a way to discuss political issues or finances and the like. It was more like typical "how did your day go" things. When politics and such were discussed, it was not at the table. Who knows whether the Chipmans sat at the table and ate like a family given he said his dad worked long hours, but the mom definitely would have been there because her job guaranteed she got off work when the kids got out of school (school nurse). And I don't think anyone in that house was enough of a comedian to say something like "Let's all sit in front of the TV/Nintendo and eat like a family".

As I said, it's not really referring to "shit you talk about at the table," it's mostly coming from the idea of the kitchen table being central to a variety of household activities. Anything relating to the core concerns of a family--food, rent, utilities, gas, school, jobs--would be a kitchen-table issue. Everything else, from gun control to abortion to the military to troons, would not. Politics in general would not be a kitchen-table issue because it's more abstract, and people are generally more focused on the concrete issues of their day-to-day life.

It's a bit of a weird term, and only really started popping up in recent decades, but it works well enough to describe what it does. Much better than Bobbo's pathetic attempt to rephrase it.

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Damn, his numbers are dwindling. A few months ago it was at around 32k. I wonder what his peak was.

Ha, it hasn't been 32k for literally years now. His peak was just under 33k; according to the saved stats from Graphtreon, on January 14, 2020, he had 32,834 followers. After that, he began a slow decline, gaining some but generally losing more. Then...God, I just love this part so I have to include it:

The Lindsey Ellis incident caused him to lose over a thousand followers in a day. I wonder if that hurt more than Lindsey breaking his heart.

Since then, it's been a continual bleed out, save for a weird spike where he gained like 300 followers in a day back in August 2021. Nothing on his timeline stands out as going viral around that time, so your guess is as good as mine. Not like it stopped the bleed, though, which is how he's down below 29k and still dropping.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Do you think Bob will do a video about the movie Chris is making? Maybe help his brother out by spreading the word to a slightly larger audience than Chris has and do something nice for his brother?

 

[EnemyStand]

Do you think Bob will do a video about the movie Chris is making? Maybe help his brother out by spreading the word to a slightly larger audience than Chris has and do something nice for his brother?

Depends on how prideful he's feeling. He should, even if just out of familial obligation, but it's possible Bob will make some excuse about how he doesn't review indy films or something out of envy.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

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[Flexo]

Oh, and if anyone hasn't seen it, I just uploaded Chris Raygun's video on Game Overthinker 100.

Rewatching that today I want to say... bless you.

Why? Because it is VIDEO PROOF that another thing Bobby doesn't understand is chess.

(this is when the character HAS JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY - like you watch it on screen - and he didn't reset the board)


The first move. (queen jumps pawn)


Second move (rook teleports) - also the board is reset at the start of this shot - "great continuity" mr. film school.


Cut back. Board is different.

King now teleports and the board is now matched to what it was earlier.

I mean this is just chris' mocking of the video. If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??

 

[Mr Processor]

Rewatching that today I want to say... bless you.

Why? Because it is VIDEO PROOF that another thing Bobby doesn't understand is chess.

(this is when the character HAS JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY - like you watch it on screen - and he didn't reset the board)
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The first move. (queen jumps pawn)
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Second move (rook teleports) - also the board is reset at the start of this shot - "great continuity" mr. film school.
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Cut back. Board is different.
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King now teleports and the board is now matched to what it was earlier.
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I mean this is just chris' mocking of the video. If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??

" If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!"

Sadly, I have none to spare.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Rewatching that today I want to say... bless you.

Why? Because it is VIDEO PROOF that another thing Bobby doesn't understand is chess.

(this is when the character HAS JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY - like you watch it on screen - and he didn't reset the board)
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The first move. (queen jumps pawn)
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Second move (rook teleports) - also the board is reset at the start of this shot - "great continuity" mr. film school.
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Cut back. Board is different.
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King now teleports and the board is now matched to what it was earlier.
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I mean this is just chris' mocking of the video. If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??

"LOL I'll just move random chess pieces because nobody will notice it's not proper but only looks like I'm playing against myself" - Moviebob, probably

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Do you think Bob will do a video about the movie Chris is making? Maybe help his brother out by spreading the word to a slightly larger audience than Chris has and do something nice for his brother?

Considering he didn't even help promote the kickstarter when it was running so that it might actually make it goal (it made $7075 out of $7500 in case anyone was wondering) I doubt he'll talk about it all that much. Maybe a tweet or two but nothing that would actually help Chris.

Rewatching that today I want to say... bless you.

Why? Because it is VIDEO PROOF that another thing Bobby doesn't understand is chess.

(this is when the character HAS JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY - like you watch it on screen - and he didn't reset the board)
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The first move. (queen jumps pawn)
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Second move (rook teleports) - also the board is reset at the start of this shot - "great continuity" mr. film school.
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Cut back. Board is different.
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King now teleports and the board is now matched to what it was earlier.
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I mean this is just chris' mocking of the video. If any of you want me to watch the actual moviebob original and mock the chess game play by play, best send me some beer and hookers!

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??

Light powerlevel, but back in high school my friends and I shot a movie that involved a chess match at one point, and that's exactly how I did it. I looked up a master level chess match and I wrote down all the moves, then added them into the script and it worked. I was 15 fucking years old. Bob was 34 when he shot this moronic piece of autism. I also love the fact that he has himself and Captain N use timers but he clearly doesn't know how they're supposed to work either.

I suggest no one watch the original. Don't need Bob getting more views. Unless I should upload it to my channel for everyone to laugh at (I considered it but decided to just upload Chris' video instead).

 

[Positron]

What's Moviemanboob's take on the recent Texas school shooting?

ACAB. "A fairly small portion" of ACAB.


Black men who are frequent, violent criminals deserve to get suffocated or shot. This is not sadism, bullying, abuse of authority, or being a baby; this is for the protection of the populace -- an protection that evil politicians and pressure groups are determined to strip off us.

Apparently being a cop means your life doesn't matter. You should forget being able to retire and get a pension; you must be a John McClane and leave personal safety at the door.


Senator Ron Johnson reasons that you cannot arrest someone for a crime they haven't committed yet, and the solution he proposes is to cultivate strong families, supportive communities, and renewed faith. He deplores how schools nowadays teach children that some of them are not equal to others, and that they are the cause of other peoples' problems. "That's sickness".


John Vinals goes off against the party line again.

Whenever had the Dems have genuine empathy?

"Morality is just tools", but guns literally murder people.

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You should trust the "medical consensus" and suck girldicks, stupid!

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Bobby gets a zebra-print shirt.

Crazy Rich Asians but with Filipinos. The trailer is annoying as fuck.


Japanese cartoons.


80s cartoon has a "Flashdance" like disco song in the end credits. Bobby blames cocaine.

Spoiler: Bootleg Mario Screen

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It's not just Disney characters either... this is from a bootleg Mario game (Mario 4: A Space Odyssey (Mario 4: Космическая Одиссея [Kosmicheskaya Odisseya]) )

This reminds me of that piece of grotesque fan art by Andrew Dobson.

Do you think Bob will do a video about the movie Chris is making? Maybe help his brother out by spreading the word to a slightly larger audience than Chris has and do something nice for his brother?

Perhaps he'll slot it in his Schlocktober series.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

But geez, Bob, I mean you could have looked up ACTUAL CHESS MATCHES and just copied their initial moves! How do you fail this hard??

I doubt he realizes that matches are recorded, even before video recording became a thing. Not that Bob would be able to read chess notation to mimic it. After all, he clearly doesn't understand the pieces so how would he know anything about the game? A novice player could fake a game - it'd be lousy chess but at least the pieces would move right. It wouldn't occur to the player to do it wrong.

I'm not enough of a movie buff to think of a film where a legit game is played but I can think of something in the wider culture: The musical Chess, which should have filtered into most pop culture people's brains through some of the songs like One Night in Bangkok. (Or, for another generation, Josh Groban belting out Anthem.) I'm not going to speak for every version, but at least some of them have used actual matches for veracity. (When you've got things like a song that mentions Campomanes indirectly you'd best not have your actors bouncing pieces about like it's checkers.)

All in all, I'm reminded somehow of an ancient Beetle Bailey strip where two privates (the smartest and the dumbest) are playing a mock game of chess and someone describes how they're both managing to look engaged: "Plato pretends he's playing Spassky and Zero pretends he's playing toy soldiers".