Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Thought this was funny.

 

[Meowzers]

She's more reactive to her Wegmans possibly getting shot up than she was to the school shooting.
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If the school shooter were a trans woman as people falsely claimed, Gyro would care more and by care more I mean new victim for the harem

kinda makes me wonder why she wasn’t into the Randy Stair case, or that one that i can’t remember the name of (because we have too many of these goddamn shooters that i can’t keep track of them all god dammit i fucking hate it here ) that was an open FTM. i think she’s made comments on them in the past but i can’t remember what she said.
buuuuut then again, she’s said she’s not into spree shooters. she likes the classic murderers and rapists, she’s kind of old fashioned like that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

kinda makes me wonder why she wasn’t into the Randy Stair case, or that one that i can’t remember the name of (because we have too many of these goddamn shooters that i can’t keep track of them all god dammit i fucking hate it here ) that was an open FTM. i think she’s made comments on them in the past but i can’t remember what she said.
buuuuut then again, she’s said she’s not into spree shooters. she likes the classic murderers and rapists, she’s kind of old fashioned like that.

She might not know about Stair being a smol birb uwu. Was the whole "Ember's Ghost Squad" thing and Stair's loony troonacy publicized? I also think she's afraid of firearms in general and that could cause her to reject spree shooters IDK.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

She has RT'd over 80(!) other trinkets from various shops in the last 24 hours, including club hoe gear

Because #blackowned I guess??
I assume the hope is that these shops will RT her own products or fundraising efforts, but she hasn't targeted other activist goobers or the kinds of people who can be easily guilted into RTing stuff or anything. There's just random club wear, weed pipes, crystals and shit, etc. It has turned her timeline into a flood of garbage that looks like it's run by a bot.

 

[Miss Misery]

If you go back in the thread you will find cartoons she drew of Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as well as caps of sympathetic comments she's made about them. She loves certain school shooters and as others have said, I am shocked that she hasn't leapt on wossname Uvalde shooter's ghost dick considering he also looked a lot like Ramirez but more in the age range she prefers.

 

[Vandy]

Isn't Amazon Prime $119 a year? She didn't forget a damn thing.

If it really is Amazon, they're lying even further because Amazon is the EASIEST place to get a refund from.
I really hope it was from one of those online scams that make you pay up the ass for shipping to get "free" items. Can't remember what it even was but it'd be funny.

 

[The Salt Mines]

For those who thought the haircut looked good I give you this monstrosity.

Bit late since I've been away for a couple of days, but yeah...I have to eat crow on the haircut. I should have figured there's no way she'd keep it styled as a cute bob.

As for her hard on for killers...this has always been the one thing that has truly baffled me about Gyro. The entire religious insanity, the fake social justice warrior outrage, the intersex/trans stuff - I always chalked that up as amusing yet obvious ploys for victim points. The killer waifu thing is on another level and I can't decide if it's just being an edgelord or if it's retardation.

I really wonder about the internal dialogue she has that justifies her wanting to bone both Dahmer and Ramirez and in the same breath throw a Twitter hissy over a non-shooting at a Wegmans. It's some facinating hypocrisy.

 

[Chromeo]

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Tell us where you live so you can ween/beg for money by claiming that evil kfers doxxed you. It's foolproof, I say!

A gun shop 3 miles away from her house? So it's one of these, then?

Weird, I thought he bought his gun almost 22 miles away? [X]

Also LMAO at Google Maps highlighting fucking Wegmans on the way to Conklin from her address.

I get it, it's scary knowing a shooting happened near your hometown, but ffs stop lying about how close it is to you. That's scummy af. There are real actual people who were affected and you're just not one of them.

 

[Chromeo]

Sorry for doubleposting, but I just figured something out. She says the gun shop is between her house and the new apartment, and her mom paid a $625 security deposit for the apartment.

The only place nearby with rent even close to that (security deposit is usually a month's rent) is Graydon Apartments.

It's right in the middle of that cluster of gun stores:

And it's about 4 miles from where she lives now.

Could be wrong, but it just about looks like she doxxed herself lol.

 

[DoorPost101]

Sorry for doubleposting, but I just figured something out. She says the gun shop is between her house and the new apartment, and her mom paid a $625 security deposit for the apartment.

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The only place nearby with rent even close to that (security deposit is usually a month's rent) is Graydon Apartments.
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It's right in the middle of that cluster of gun stores:
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And it's about 4 miles from where she lives now.
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Could be wrong, but it just about looks like she doxxed herself lol.

How does one even get the idea that strangers should pay back your mom for you? Where does that entitlement even come from?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How does one even get the idea that strangers should pay back your mom for you? Where does that entitlement even come from?

A complete lack of life experience paired with an extreme sense of entitlement.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Reminder: the only thing stopping Staph from her life goal of drinking a smoothie is living with her oppressive parents.

I think she might also blame them for not being vegan, but that varies.

Didn't realize that she was one of those "whenever" people. People who say "whenever" instead of "when" confuse and then gradually enrage me; it's why I can't listen to Wendigoon.

Thinking that salads and smoothies are cheap is a great indicator that Stephanie doesn't pay for her own groceries, doesn't work, and has no clue how much anything costs. It's like Bill Gates thinking a box of cereal should cost $15 but in reverse.

Nobody who is actually poor or looking for cheap ways to eat decides to have smoothies and salads every day. If you're actually living in poverty, cross fresh produce off your shopping list.

 

[Miss Misery]

Thinking that salads and smoothies are cheap is a great indicator that Stephanie doesn't pay for her own groceries, doesn't work, and has no clue how much anything costs. It's like Bill Gates thinking a box of cereal should cost $15 but in reverse.

Nobody who is actually poor or looking for cheap ways to eat decides to have smoothies and salads every day. If you're actually living in poverty, cross fresh produce off your shopping list.

Especially because you know she's talking about the salad kits in a bag that cost $4+ each (and she'd consider the entire thing a serving) rather than actually buying lettuce or vegetables that would make daily salads far more affordable. She doesn't have the spoons for veg prep y'all.

 

[Proinsias]

Gyro can’t even LARP correctly, it’s so sad. There’s a wealth of resources out there on how to make good meals and shop effectively with low income or on benefits, and even tips on keeping yourself fed if you’re disabled with no aid. Very useful for someone living with such an “unsupportive family” and who is soon to be on their own. Yet I never see that kind of thing being reblogged, retweeted, or on Amazon lists. It’s all elementary level botany and woo magicky stuff. Shame.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

That's a little close to an elementary school for my liking

 

[redcent]

It will be entertainin to see her parents escape from staph and for staph to be in an environment where time and reality help her forget her parents alleged "abuse" and she's faced with real problems that make her prior life seem like a cake walk.

Extra points if since she wants to immerse herself in danger haired groups only she'd finally see how toxic they can get (not that she isn't toxic herself) and it might shake her out off this alphabet soup shit she's been faking so much over. Highly unlikely though. So I guess sit back and watch while staph blindly takes it up the ass while her folks sit back and have a toast to a staph free retirement.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Extra points if since she wants to immerse herself in danger haired groups only she'd finally see how toxic they can get (not that she isn't toxic herself) and it might shake her out off this alphabet soup shit she's been faking so much over. Highly unlikely though. So I guess sit back and watch while staph blindly takes it up the ass while her folks sit back and have a toast to a staph free retirement.

If you say your wish, it won't come true, but I hope she ends up taking in a disadvantaged person as an off-the-books roommate. Staph is not good at common sense, and either her thirst for birb or her craving to be holier-than-though could blind her to so many red flags. (And we know what she usually does with flags.)

Pretty much anyone is higher than Staph on the oppression tierlist, so if she realized her position, she'd also realize how easy it'd be for her to be destroyed on Twitter, the only real place that matters.

 

[Miss Misery]

but I hope she ends up taking in a disadvantaged person as an off-the-books roommate.

I think this may be rather likely, given that all of the units in the apartment complex @Chromeo linked have two bedrooms.

And I am HERE FOR IT.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I doubt lazy ass even helps with chores. Shes going to be in for a shock learning just basic chores take time and money for supplies. Moping, vacuuming, dishes, cleaning counters. I can see her home turning into the normal gender queer danger haired stink dungeon. She is not even moved and had to have her mom pay the security deposit.

 

[redbarchetta]

Reminder that not long before the apartment arc, she was bragging about setting up Supported Decision-Making with her parents, a less restrictive alternative to guardianship. It all lines up incredibly well with the apartment so I imagine we won't see crazy hijinks that go too far -- This is most likely to test run her supported decision maker, and see how she can fare with more independence.

I imagine she still won't leave the apartment, get off Twitter and get up to much real-world hilarity, but the fresh variety of complaints she'll have to tweet about will be great.