DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Q_Anon1001]

Phil goes from "my youtube sum pays for big picture monthly bills, and tips are my day to day" to "tips pay for everything"

He also did a similar thing where he talks about how he gets sponsorship offers but he doesn't want to shill and lower the quality of his streams. people started telling him it was a good idea and how he should accept those offers. He saw he trapped himself and says "you guys realize that's not how it works. I don't have an offer right now. I'd have to wait until i get one"

Pignosis is one hell of a drug, borderline double think. Accept everything. Question nothing.

 

[Gramh]

Phil goes from "my youtube sum pays for big picture monthly bills, and tips are my day to day" to "tips pay for everything"

He also did a similar thing where he talks about how he gets sponsorship offers but he doesn't want to shill and lower the quality of his streams. people started telling him it was a good idea and how he should accept those offers. He saw he trapped himself and says "you guys realize that's not how it works. I don't have an offer right now. I'd have to wait until i get one"

Pignosis is one hell of a drug, borderline double think. Accept everything. Question nothing.

He can't win, you see, because the trolls have destroyed his business and his business runs on being destroyed and needing YOUR help to keep him from failing, but he's also very successful and loves his job because if he didn't he would just get a normal job like a normal schlub working 9-5 which isn't as prestigious as being a gamer for pay but he needs you to tell him what you want him to think about doing for his job because that's how a successful business person makes money by sifting through suggestions to find the most palatable response even if it goes against the thing he said he would never do and only muppets do that but if he does it it's giving the fans what they want which is completely different.

 

[SomeBoyo]

"I'm so glad we got everything working again" He didn't set stuff up properly and he saw a sub notif a whole 3 hours in, very alive channel.

Spoiler: Pic

Edit: Phil almost claimed he was a victim to food but couldn't stomach such a big lie. "I used to weight 240-250, now I weigh like 210" This was about OBS, somehow.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Yeah but he acknowledges that was a one-off situation. He acts like the 900+ was the norm.

Made this back in 2020 when that CashNetUSA article about him got attention and he claimed his subs were higher than that. I checked his subs week to week to get an average.

 

[Elescondido]

He says he "wants to have a life with his wife" brings up wingsofredemption.

This may be looking too much into it but i feel like this means
1) Since Kat is not working anymore she is asking him to fund her life now and thats why he needs more money
2)Kat is planning to leave him/already gone so he is prepping up to the eventual "she left me cause i work too much¨ stream

bonus autism: what are the chances that his last 2 twitter profile pics are an attemp to get a new maiden ? keep in mind this is the guy who says he looks as young today as he looked 10 year ago ... if he is that delusional about his appereance then he probably thinks his soyface profile pic makes him look like a sex god

 

[Sup3r]

IT = restarting streamlabs
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Huh? Who would have thought that restarting shit helps?

It's almost as if actually trying anything might have a chance of "unfucking" it. I guarantee that he has spent more time complaining about this than he has even tried think of a solution for himself.

Also he's not using streamlabs, he's using streamelements and unless he's ban evading, he should fucking know the difference.

Also any hope of him updating his patreon will be further dashed (not like they ever existed) as he never bothered to change his streamelements when he left twitch, it still links to his twitch channel, the lazy fuck.

 

[PutridElephant]

I popped into the stream and all I'm hearing is a man complaining that the writers don't know what they're talking about, the game isn't doing what he is telling it to do and whining about how he can't reverse anything. How is this worth tipping?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I popped into the stream and all I'm hearing is a man complaining that the writers don't know what they're talking about, the game isn't doing what he is telling it to do and whining about how he can't reverse anything. How is this worth tipping?

Well adjusted people don’t give Phil money.

 

[Sup3r]

Edit: Phil almost claimed he was a victim to food but couldn't stomach such a big lie. "I used to weight 240-250, now I weigh like 210" This was about OBS, somehow.
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I can buy that he has lost weight since he's obviously lost a lot of muscle over the years thanks to being more of a hermit than actual hermits. But him say people eat alot of "unhealthy foods" when he doordashes multiple times a day and regularly consooms fast food like BK isn't going to help him when he spends more time on the shitter than he does getting any exercise.

 

[Qliphoth]

So we get a brand new laptop and still don't learn how to use the snipping tool? gotta physically pull out my phone and do it this way.
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This muhfugger is ice cold. Doesn't even flinch when embarrassing himself.

 

[PieceofShet]

"and cant believe the way it froze (tips)..."

"the sooner the better..."

Anyone remember when was the last time tips was not the best way to help him? Or when was the first time he said it?

 

[Sicilian1984]

This may be looking too much into it but i feel like this means
1) Since Kat is not working anymore she is asking him to fund her life now and thats why he needs more money
2)Kat is planning to leave him/already gone so he is prepping up to the eventual "she left me cause i work too much¨ stream

bonus autism: what are the chances that his last 2 twitter profile pics are an attemp to get a new maiden ? keep in mind this is the guy who says he looks as young today as he looked 10 year ago ... if he is that delusional about his appereance then he probably thinks his soyface profile pic makes him look like a sex god

I feel bad for Kat--married to a "man" whose only source of income is incessant begging.

An overweight, unkempt, sniffling slob.

 

[MAWBD]

I feel bad for Kat--married to a "man" whose only source of income is incessant begging.

She is a golddigger playing Skyrim instead of helping the household.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Both banned of course shortly after Phil used his "Contributions Clutch" on another gay man.

Edit. Added video.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I feel bad for Kat--married to a "man" whose only source of income is incessant begging.

An overweight, unkempt, sniffling slob.

Don't. Kat knew what she was getting into, and she's probably content with her life now. It's better than bouncing from halfway house to halfway house.

 

[Let's recap the situation]

This may be looking too much into it but i feel like this means
1) Since Kat is not working anymore she is asking him to fund her life now and thats why he needs more money
2)Kat is planning to leave him/already gone so he is prepping up to the eventual "she left me cause i work too much¨ stream

bonus autism: what are the chances that his last 2 twitter profile pics are an attemp to get a new maiden ? keep in mind this is the guy who says he looks as young today as he looked 10 year ago ... if he is that delusional about his appereance then he probably thinks his soyface profile pic makes him look like a sex god

I'd guess he'll be more cautious with this one, especially since it was found that the current maid likely came from Twitter as well.

It makes sense to me why he picked Twitter to do this fishing; he gets to brag about his "lifelong gamer" career and all.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Hey Phil, we found you a new tips animation!

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

FINALLY the paypig steps up at the tail end of the stream.

 

[PieceofShet]

What an absolute fat pathetic loser! How is he not banned for taking off shirt for money on youtube?

 

[Grammatik]

[...] and lower the quality of his streams.