Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 170 40.0%

  • Total voters
    425
Remember, despite the fact we know Nick is a drunken degenerate a couple scotches shy of trooning out and becoming a nekoshota catboy himself, he has an alarming ability to imitate a normal person when his BAC is under something like .20.
The man knows how to cloak himself in the skin of a normie when he needs to. I still doubt he'll get Camille herself, but someone on Depp's team seems like he could probably pull in if he tried. Almost certainly in a daytime stream.
 
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Oh goody. Sargon crashed the stream.
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Time for the smuckler to use that reverse midas touch to influence the jury into giving Heard $100 million in damages
 
Is there some Sargon lore I should be aware of?
I find it strange that I run into people IRL who don't know anything of sargoy from his gamergate days and enjoy his content. They look at me like I'm insane when I tell them he used to claim he was black. To do this day I don't know what kind of witchcraft he pulled to fix his image.
 
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Gamergate was such a disaster that most of my memories of the ancient lore was corrupted but I am enjoying rediscovering the pivotal events. I will be doing additional research to rediscover the highlights.
 
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I find it strange that I run into people IRL who don't know anything of sargoy from his gamergate days and enjoy the his content. They look at me like I'm insane when I tell them he used to claim he was black. To do this day I don't know what kind of witchcraft he pulled to fix his image.
Unironically, I think settling down and having a kid tempered his spergery. Nick having kids to care about is one of the reasons I think it's highly unlikely for him to lolcow out. I think it's the same for Sargon though you catch hints of his old days.

It's not a sure thing though. Exhibit A: the Gunt.
 
I find it strange that I run into people IRL who don't know anything of sargoy from his gamergate days and enjoy the his content. They look at me like I'm insane when I tell them he used to claim he was black. To do this day I don't know what kind of witchcraft he pulled to fix his image.
I just didn't know about him until the shitshow blew over. Just cleaned up and kept making stuff, I guess.
 
I find it strange that I run into people IRL who don't know anything of sargoy from his gamergate days and enjoy his content. They look at me like I'm insane when I tell them he used to claim he was black. To do this day I don't know what kind of witchcraft he pulled to fix his image.
The internet has the memory of a goldfish. Stop doing whatever it is you're doing that's stupid and it will forget sooner rather than later. Unless you do something to get cancelled later. Then it never forgets.
 
Everybody is going to get a drop in views when all those subscribers don't see a reason to keep watching. Nick does a good job of steering people to his night shows where he has the most fun. Don't see any of the other streamers doing similar things except maybe emily baker.
Internet shock jock wins again. Rekeita might have had the DSP effect rub off on him.
 
Mundane Matt?
Did he though? He ended up doing Uber Eats and then got lucky with the Gunt imploding with Jim, but proceeded to really punt that as well thanks to his love of Vito. I don't think he's done anything of note since then, but Sargon still does youtube full time with Lotus Eaters.
 
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