DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Muu]

What an absolute fat pathetic loser! How is he not banned for taking off shirt for money on youtube?

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Embarrassing, Phil isn't even mad he just take the money he gives him. Le EpiK troll?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I briefly tune in to DarkDave's stream, and Phil is verbally masturbating to his own gameplay. But remember, he doesn't watch wrestling.

 

[marlintan]

Crazy thought. 1 thing that separates us nudniks from DSP is everyone here could or can find 1 thing to whine or gripe about that happens to us daily but what do we detractors do? Keep it in or mention it once or a few times in our own private life. DSP thinks he's sharing his life stories by bitching and whining about everything daily, that's not a life story, DSP. And leave it to DSP to put the stress of his wife's financial worries on his Whales. A real man would either rob a bank or take out life insurance and kill himself, dsp.

we must not have met, my name is marlin.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[DownwardFowl]

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"updating things fucks it up" does this retard still use windows xp l;mao

Lmao, maybe a coincidence, but it sounds like he read my comment from yesterday about him being a fucking boomer

He’s 40, but acts like such a fucking boomer with technology.

It’s not curing cancer. It’s updating your shit. But what do I know? I’m not a MACHOOR 14 year streamer with a business degree, horse wife, and catson

 

[Piece of Peace]

What an absolute fat pathetic loser! How is he not banned for taking off shirt for money on youtube?

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So with 6 months ULTRA level supporter that's over $300 so far (and climbing!) RTU has given to a man who actively insults him at every single opportunity. A much better use of your money than spending it on your wife or kid, fucking fat cunt.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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So with 6 months ULTRA level supporter that's over $300 so far (and climbing!) RTU has given to a man who actively insults him at every single opportunity. A much better use of your money than spending it on your wife or kid, fucking fat cunt.

If this is Rich's way of fucking with Phil, I have only one response to that:

 

[john_g]

im deeply convinced that DSP supporters have all deeply daddy issues

 

[Qliphoth]

I feel bad for Kat--married to a "man" whose only source of income is incessant begging.

An overweight, unkempt, sniffling slob.

I wish Pandalee were still with him.

Now that was a fine piece of ass.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

im deeply convinced that DSP supporters have all deeply daddy issues

What's ironic is that Phil would be one of the worst role models for a father figure in history.

Obviously the daddy issue dent heads didn't have the best childhood, and wouldn't have had a proper father figure to base a relationship on.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

One has to wonder why this anime shark girl has several orders of magnitudes more viewers (and SC support) than our good boy Philliam when she more than likely knows next to nothing about WWE while Phil claims to be an expert of shit that he supposedly stopped caring about years ago and totally isn't keeping up with it now vicariously through a shit mobile game.

 

[Down At The Farms]

Hey everyone, some older people may remember a certain whale named "ThePastryarchy" who fully whaled for DSP's Dangonronpa v3 playthrough and has whaled since at least 2017. This whale once again came to discussion at the beginning of the month after DSP oddly mentioned him seemingly randomly in a May 8th Halo night stream, after which, six minutes later, ThePastryarchy tipped. Thanks to DSP messing up, I can confidently say that ThePastryarchy = DasBoSchitt. If you are interested in reading about how ThePastryarchy links to DasBoSchitt, you can find a write up in the Fan Thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-12022352

Edit: He's given DSP nearly $1300 in just the past year, and thousands more since 2017.

Edit 2: This guy, DasBoSchitt, fell for the pignosis really hard. I could add more to the write up, and I still may, but he used to make fun of DSP a long while ago, and may have been one of the first to actually make detractor like videos on him (see here) but at some point claimed to "see the light" and has apparently not only been a fan of DSP since, but a major whale. This guy tpped for Dangonronpa, a game he wasn't remotely interested in. I'll add more about him if I feel like it or if somoene else would like to, be my guest.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Oof. That's gotta hurt Phil's ego. Kat is punching the air right now.

 

[DownwardFowl]

but at some point claimed to "see the light"

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Oof. That's gotta hurt Phil's ego. Kat is punching the air right now.

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The best part of reddit catching on to his bullshit is that he leaves us the fuck alone when deciding on which detractor hub to shit on.
Redditors also lack a lot of decorum when fucking with the guy which is why he always says that it's a win for him that he gets to deny their comments from showing up on his YT videos and that the exposure gives him more algorithm relevance.
Yeah, some of the redditors are "that dumb" but he doesn't realize that it only says "pending approval" once the comment is submitted. Even if they didn't see that, the point isn't for the comment to show up for other viewers to see it since nobody watches his shit anyway, but rather for HIM to see it...in which case, they still got to him.

Oh, and a spike in viewership is hardly sustainable growth.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Random: has anyone ever tried doing the math on how much of Phil's income is passive?
He gets roughly $4500 a month from Youtube, but as is well known, he gets practically no views on any of his new content. So I wonder if he even needs those "Day 1 Views" at all.
Could he actually just quit streaming entirely and live off his back catalog if he didn't have such a crippling WWE Champions and gin addiction?

You could take his total channel views now, look again in a month, and then look at the view count for all the videos he uploaded in the past month to see what the ratio of old/new is for the month's views.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Random: has anyone ever tried doing the math on how much of Phil's income is passive?
He gets roughly $4500 a month from Youtube, but as is well known, he gets practically no views on any of his new content. So I wonder if he even needs those "Day 1 Views" at all.
Could he actually just quit streaming entirely and live off his back catalog if he didn't have such a crippling WWE Champions and gin addiction?

You could take his total channel views now, look again in a month, and then look at the view count for all the videos he uploaded in the past month to see what the ratio of old/new is for the month's views.

He averages around 650k to 700k a month in views, so that's 1.5 to 2k a month at a normal CPM (this includes his new videos, so just his backlog would obviously be less), he needs like 4k to 5k a month minimum just to pay his fixed expenses (may have increased based on any new back tax payment plans).

 

[Iron Hamster]

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As someone far older than you Phail, you're a fucking know nothing liar.

Phil is still talking about how slideshows and animations don't work (cause he is too retarded).
*pointing at himself* "Don't limit what intelligent people do with your program."

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The intelligent people aren't having a 'problem' with it.......you are.

He says he "wants to have a life with his wife"

He has more time than the average worker.

 

[NursezillaX]

Not to mention, if your livelihood DEPENDS on your tech, you kinda should fucking learn about it, shouldn't you?

This is why he has to tell people that there's 'no fall back plan'. Lots of people have taken what they've leaned through the process of making videos and used that knowledge to move onto something else that's more stable than depending on fluctuating ad revenue and donations. He's had 13 years to learn something, ANYthing, that he could use to transition out of the volatility of what he does now, but he's been so lazy from the very beginning that he hasn't learned a fucking thing in the last 13 years except how to record, chop up the video, upload, and beg. Shit,

Hilariously, I'll bet that detractors like Tevin and others who have done videos about him, TIHYDP's, etc., have learned more fundamental skills and understanding of tech through making those videos than his dumb ass has.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

"I don't want to disappoint the fans and say the money is going to equipment upgrades and then it just winds up going to bills. Thats the WORST thing I can do!"

His exact quote is way worse and really telling imo

"The last thing I would want to do would be dishonest with you guys...

[PC fundraiser misappropriation pigsplained]

....That I definitely don't want to do. That would be the worst—absolute worst—case scenario for me. Where I'm being dishonest with you guys. On how something you guys supported was supposed to appropriated or used and then I don't do that because that... ya know, been there, done that..."

-admits that it would be bad PR for him, who cares he took their money under false pretenses
-planting a seed that he may take this approach or one similar
-literally calls himself a liar/scammer

If you want to hear for yourself, it starts at 1:08 in this post below

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