Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[break these cuffs]

This has never been more appropriate.

 

[apolloday]

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Reminds me of the Bill Burr bit of him running around the house trying to assemble his gun while getting chased by a home invader with a sickle

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

When did Ethan get such a big chip on his shoulder? Has he always been like this?

 

[Malaika]

Why did you not include the rest of the video, or put it into context? It was clearly said in jest and walks it back right after:

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I bet you believe that saying "in Minecraft" after a statement literally means in Minecraft too.

 

[Skel Jug]

Have they ever addressed the years they spend boasting about how cool it was that Hila mowed down Palestinian children for fun?

all she did was serve as an accountant

 

[Haramburger]

I knew Ethan's thread would grow a few pages on his multiple episodes of gun sperging("it hits different because I have kids now, but Teddy goes to PRIVATE SCHOOL") but I didn't think it would get Featured lol. I listened to the first dour episode on the Texas Shooting as background gaming noise (Hardspace Shipbreakers) and it was truly insufferable, constant hyperbole and strawmen when he lives nowhere near Texas and affected no one on staff.

The observations of Ethan getting away with figurative murder (threats) on Youtube and Twitter are pretty glaring, hopefully he catches shit for it.

all she did was serve as an accountant

for the crematorium incinerating live Palestinian children. Keeps the flames hotter and saves on fuel when you throw them in still alive, kicking and flailing.

I paid for the funeral of a friend who had lost their child in the school shootings last week, and was immediately questioned by feds as to why I’d help out with something that didn’t actively involve me.

"Now hol' up there, pard'ner. You got a license to bury that there young'in? What's yer angle, cowpoke?"

 

[HeyYou]

That is why we regulate vehicle ownership and licenses pretty extensively. Obviously that doesn't remove the problem, right. What the fuck could? But it mitigates the issue.

I can understand why Americans don't want their government involved in second amendment rights, though. Nothing good comes from the American government being involved in anything.

True, but those regulations only test your ability to drive a car, not whether you're going to have a breakdown and kill tons of people in an attack. Most people have licenses as a result. A training requirement for gun purchases might heavily cut down on accidental gun deaths, but it wouldn't prevent some mentally unstable retard who loves guns from passing a competence test and then later shooting something up. A mental exam requirement might then stop a few of those people, but then you run into the issue of preventing people with minor mental issues from being able to protect themselves, on top of crazy retards being able to fake being sane.

When did Ethan get such a big chip on his shoulder? Has he always been like this?

Some time after Trump's election. The last time I recall him saying something sane was when he put out his video about not liking Trump but still respecting the electoral process.

 

[Megatardingo]

I paid for the funeral of a friend who had lost their child in the school shootings last week, and was immediately questioned by feds as to why I’d help out with something that didn’t actively involve me.

Should've told em about your plan to recruit pissed off parents to bomb Langley

 

[Blitzsneed]

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Our boy is trending for his retardation. This might get a very underwhelming and insincere apology from him.

Oh boy.
Obligatory:

Have fun getting a breakfast visit soon, Ethan. While we're at it, let's see how long it takes until your own fanbase gets tired of your non-apologies and rips you to shreds.

EDIT: Nevermind. The whole shitty discord needs a visit from the glowboys. Thanks @Haramburger

 

[Haramburger]

Here, enjoy their Discord member salt:

Spoiler: Next Day Extended

 

[Slav Power]

Here, enjoy their Discord member salt:
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"Calling for acts of domestic terrorism is such an obvs joke and so funni UwU wholesome chungus reddit moment"

 

[Haramburger]

"Calling for acts of domestic terrorism is such an obvs joke and so funni UwU wholesome chungus reddit moment"

They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are ratio'd & cancelled!

 

[Johnny Salami]

Why did you not include the rest of the video, or put it into context? It was clearly said in jest and walks it back right after:

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It's not funny
Plus ethan comes off as cooler and less unhinged with it shortened
"Bomb my political enemies" is a chad move and worthy of respect.
"B...b...bomb my political enemies... no wait I take it back let's be peaceful" makes you come off as an unhinged bitch
The 12 second clip is actually doing him a favor.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

If some nutter did it and quoted this cunt

How fast would he disappear ?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Really fucked up how many failing YouTubers are using the deaths of children to boost their channels

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Video of said bomb threat
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Full discussion. He does immediately walk it back because he realizes how fucking retarded this statement is.
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"Why is there so much violence in America?"
2 seconds later:
"We need to bomb people we disagree with about politics."

The California bugman cries out in pain as he strikes you.

 

[BowsersRectum]

Ethan is fat and I would not have sex with him.

He seems dangerously misinformed in that clip. Where is he even getting the info that Texas's best mental health coverage is in prison? If he's an idealist and looking for social programs to fund mental health professionals and have it be available for everyone he is living in the wrong country.

It's almost funny that many people don't even need the idealized social programs at all and just need lifestyle changes. Diet, exercise, and mindfulness go a long way. Maybe Ethan should look into that... but it seems like he's too far gone to give up on his pride. Someone needs to make him realize the life he lives is dumb.

 

[Haramburger]

Where is he even getting the info that Texas's best mental health coverage is in prison?

It's free because prisoners have no money/virtually no income, and Ethan is a Jew.
"What's free for the Hebrew, is the best to agree to."

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Don't forget to buy your gun reform merch goyim - only $45. Donating to charity is nice, but I couldn't imagine a tackier t-shirt. Why does everything TF look like it was designed by a toddler?
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Because despite gunning down children in her army days, Hila is mentally stunted to forever be a child. Look at her other "designs" for her shitty clothing line.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Really fucked up how many failing YouTubers are using the deaths of children to boost their channels

Not just YT people. Celebrities, politicians from every sector of the political compass, pretty much everyone who's participating in the nation-wide popularity contest that's been going on since 2016 is using dead kids as a fame trampoline.
Future is looking pretty bleak at this point tbqh