Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[AltisticRight]

Too bad Dan didn't have a knife. Would have been fitting for the pig to have been gutted.

I agree.

 

[Krincrtiz]

another edit for the collection

 

[Insanely Retarded]

No “charges” were “pressed”. Ralph made a statement at the police station, they stick in the “report file” and nothing will ever happen. It’s meaningless affidavit based entirely on Ralph demanding to file a report but it made Ralph feel better to have a piece of paper giving his sob story. Ralph is a fat little bureaucrat at heart.

I could go down to the local police station in my city and file a report about Insanely Retarded shoving and harassing me yesterday. It’s effect on you would the same as Ralph’s effect on Cog.

What a fucking coward lol, the desperation for a win is so big that he has to LARP like this but he doesn't dare press charges. I did think the way he tweeted about it that he "swore out charges" was weird but this makes more sense. It would be fitting if it did cause Cog to go and press charges against him though.

Lol, I love that he’s now including May’s account, that he runs, in his tweets. I’m now totally convinced they are a happy couple since Ralph has miraculously remembered his baby mama exists after he finally noticed KF discussing him abandoning her in a rage pig fit.

I’m sure May is concocting the dream itinerary for her beloved to enjoy, all by himself, without her. She’s so happy to be home alone in the ghetto with Rozie giving Ralph travel tips. In fact it was probably her that told him to go to Lisbon again!

If May actually were cheering him on (which at this point it's a huge fucking stretch), then any man would be suspicious that your spouse is so glad to get away from you for a long period of time, especially with a newborn when so much teamwork is needed.
Ralph should be suspicious that she is either up to something while he is not there or she just cannot stand him and is glad to be away from him but needs to stay with him for the time being for some reason.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

Ralph plans on desecrating more shrines and Pantsu wants to see him beaten up by Spanish gyppos just as much as the rest of us:
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I used to be like that, taking pictures and videos of my vacations and uploading them to Facebook. In much nore recent years I've come to value the private ownership of my memories. It's depressing that a man almost 40 years old never grasped that satisfaction.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph plans on desecrating more shrines and Pantsu wants to see him beaten up by Spanish gyppos just as much as the rest of us:
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Ralph is so desperate to avoid confronting Daddy Medicare that he's going to go on a world tour so everyone can't call him a fat pussy when he chickens out. He shouldn't tell anyone where he's going and make it a Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego type show.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is so desperate to avoid confronting Daddy Medicare that he's going to go on a world tour so everyone can't call him a fat pussy when he chickens out. He shouldn't tell anyone where he's going and make it a Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego type show.

Shit kicked in around the world in 80 days

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Watched some of jim's stream about this shit and noticed something, Ralph seems to be getting winded just talking.
I know he's a fat sack of lard, but even fat people don't get out of breath by talking. I think that he's got some very serious medical shit going on.

If this is true, and he’s short of breath while stationary, it could be one or more blood clots in his lungs. If so he’ll be dead within hours.

BTW I just noticed that it looks like he has some smashed or missing teeth on the upper left of his mouth. Between that and the nose, no wonder he’s keeping that side of his face off-camera.

 

[smellybutthole]

Imagine if Ralph goes to Madrid and cog and dan turn up again to kick his ass in Spain.
Ralph can collect another useless police report and still be unable to do anything because it'll be yet another country that cog and dan aren't in.

Ralph: You should go to Gibraltar. It's in the UK despite being physically near Spain. Let cog and dan kick your ass there and you'll have an entry point into the UK legal system.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph: You should go to Gibraltar. It's in the UK despite being physically near Spain. Let cog and dan kick your ass there and you'll have an entry point into the UK legal system.

If Ralph gets to Gibraltar, within spitting distance of Morocco and the African continent, he’ll be magnetically drawn to the sub Saharan slums where black pussy sells for less than a pack of gum. He’ll never return home.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Yeah, that was an interesting addition to the story. If I understood correctly, she got bumped when Dan pulled his fist back for a punch and hit the back of her head on a stopped car in the road. While that's unfortunate, she intentionally put herself in danger by trying to stop two grown men from fighting, so I'm not crying for her too much.

Mr.Worldwide made it sound like she wasn’t going to press charges alongside him. Which means he is more of a bitch than an actual bitch.

 

[MadStan]

While resting last night I read that rather gay letter written by Christorian X and had for a brief moment a fantasy about indeed actioning a mailing list...but there wasn't anything that rationally came to mind worthwhile mailing the neighbors about.

It's impossible to embarrass the Rage Pig and what do we tell the neighbors? That there is a monster living there and he is a terrible person? That he did revenge porn or threatens to kill people?

I recall a brief flash of fantasy some months back about seeing Ralphs demise snd someone pointed out there was no need to do anything - Ralph as sure as the sun will rise, will be without a doubt the catalyst behind any misfortune that arises for him.

No one rationally could have expected what the last few months have held for Ralph and there is no reason to believe we've seen the best yet.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He needs money so trying to get ppl to donors for him to eat weird shit is his brilliant grift idea on his vacation from fatherhood

One step closer to the inevitable shift to full time mukbang channel.

 

[Watamelon]

Some jurisdictions allow anyone to hunt as many feral hogs as they want without a license or tag. How many pounds off are we from a person being able to legitimately claim confusion on shooting him when he tries to eat some discarded food or steal an ear of corn?

Hunting hogs is extremely common in Spain, the neighboring country that Ralph mentioned as a possible next place to visit, and also the one where your car insurance usually has a plus if you live in a zone known for its hog population.
I have butchered some hogs, including one that crashed against our car. Just need a knife, a bathtub and some patience and in exchange you get plenty of meat. Hog head is one of its best pieces by the way.

Lots of dishes in those zones feature hog and funnily enough, sometimes combined with horse, a meat that is readily available pretty much all over the country and with dedicated markets.

The Iberian Peninsula is truly the most dangerous place on Earth for a hog and horse couple.

 

[DumbDude42]

I mean he backed out of a minimum five-figure payment in fighting Warski so that he wouldn't be embarrassed and suffer an L.

after seeing him "fight" against dan, i think he backed out because he was genuinely afraid for his life lol

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Lol, I love that he’s now including May’s account, that he runs, in his tweets. I’m now totally convinced they are a happy couple since Ralph has miraculously remembered his baby mama exists after he finally noticed KF discussing him abandoning her in a rage pig fit.

I’m sure May is concocting the dream itinerary for her beloved to enjoy, all by himself, without her. She’s so happy to be home alone in the ghetto with Rozie giving Ralph travel tips. In fact it was probably her that told him to go to Lisbon again!

For the life of me I cannot put a single finger on why that woman stays. Why deal with all this insanity. What I would pay to be a fly on the wall around her to see what shes really thinking during this part in her life.

The alice text messages was the closest to getting an idea and she came off as a groomer like ralph which was disturbing. The day she leaves ralph for Sisco and is sitting on Kino Casino will be a fun time indeed because there is no way this ends with her staying with him. None.

 

[Absurdity]

If this is true, and he’s short of breath while stationary, it could be one or more blood clots in his lungs. If so he’ll be dead within hours.

BTW I just noticed that it looks like he has some smashed or missing teeth on the upper left of his mouth. Between that and the nose, no wonder he’s keeping that side of his face off-camera.

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With his squashed hook nose, he looks like an inbred relative of the Bush clan. If true, I'm sure it's a secret they'd like to keep closer to the vest than their dabblings in the assassination of JFK & JFK Jr., Iran Contra, Crack Epidemic, 9/11, etc... Well, you could say Ralph is his very own crack epidemic, but even the Bushes couldn't coverup the Gunt..

 

[CringeMomma]

 

[Anal birth]

For the life of me I cannot put a single finger on why that woman stays. Why deal with all this insanity.

Money.

Also, if Ethan is out LARPing as a player that means that she doesn't have to fuck him.

 

[Jack Awful]

Money.

Also, if Ethan is out LARPing as a player that means that she doesn't have to fuck him.

What money? Ralph makes barely anything.

 

[HerptyDerpty]

Portugal has been a British ally for 7 centuries, Ralph should have seen this coming.

He doesn't strike me as a historically educated man.