Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

What should happen to Chris?

  • Prison

    Votes: 245 15.5%
  • Monetary fine

    Votes: 5 0.3%
  • Mental institution

    Votes: 482 30.5%
  • Nothing (forgiveness blessing)

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Put to sleep

    Votes: 196 12.4%
  • LADY'S prison

    Votes: 48 3.0%
  • No prison, but hobo saga

    Votes: 163 10.3%
  • Group home

    Votes: 132 8.4%
  • Live with Cole

    Votes: 56 3.5%
  • Move to Tranch

    Votes: 180 11.4%
  • Other

    Votes: 29 1.8%

  • Total voters
    1,580
It would have to reach self-sufficiency for all these things,

But is that even possible on Mars, is what I'm saying. It would be easier in the asteroids. Even a sufficiently sized bubble station at a convenient lagrange point would make a better lifeboat for civilization than fuck off Mars.

but once it does, you'd have a civilization of the best, brightest, and most motivated people.

But you don't need a martian colony for that. Darwin does that naturally, everywhere, if you back off and let him do his job.

You see a problem, I see an opportunity.

But why waste the launch fuel getting him up there? Why not make a use for him somewhere else in the program down on the ground? Solid booster test "pilot". Pressure suit failure analyst. Hydroponic GMO food taster. High G wheel weight. There are plenty of research opportunities where it would be unethical to use a human test subject.
 
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Best thing for Chris is to isolate him from everyone and take away his internet access for good. While I know Chris has a right to the internet, he simply cannot be trusted with it. Even more so with people who would still take advantage of him.
Aye. I've maintained for years Chris belongs in an asylum with no internet access. Only family and close friends allowed to visit. Is it cruel? Maybe, but it's the best option. Drugged up and locked up is the safest place for him.
 
Who the hell even are you?

I wanted the countless people that throw away their money on him to throw it away on my book instead.
Why? AFAIK, Chris-Chan doesn't misprint his comics backwards. He has a big leg up on you in terms of comic creation.

You going to thread ban me here too, pussy?
Or you're still thread banned from the CG thread? Bummer.

Well, since you can't reply in the CG thread, I wanted to ask whether this is you house or your grandmother's house? You know. The address you used to file a false DMCA against Jon Del Arroz. I've heard conflicting stories. Which rooms do the alledged grandma beating and puppy killing occur in?

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I want Chris to have monitored internet access so we can hear him complain about someone trying to make him eat his vegetables, sweep a floor, and wash his hair. (Key word being “trying.” I’m not optimistic and you shouldn’t be either)
OH GOD! I can just imagine him calling the orderlies jerkops, and shouting them down as "transphobes" simply for expecting him to be a decent person.

EDIT: corrected a typo.
 
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I never beat my mother. I've never beaten any woman. And I've never been convicted of a crime. Your fabricated fan fictions of my life are lame, sad and poorly researched and none of that has anything to do with the topic at hand.
Shut the fuck up. You're a fucking lying degenerate faggot. No one here cares about your opinions of Chris. He's a fat retard just like you.
 
Great Topic!

I was taking a 30-minute break from manga production, and I found my mind drifting back to Chris. I’d mentioned him to a friend one of my artists last week and they’d never really heard of him. I had not kept up with things following the rape and as I sat here in the quiet of the night, I found myself giving this very quest a lot of serious consideration…

What should *actually* happen to Chris Chan? What would be just?

I’d lie if I was to say that I had no sympathy for the man. His entire life seems like a massive cautionary tale that spiralled wildly out of control. I’ve been keeping up with Chris since the Pickle Man Saga as a quiet observer. It’s been obvious for sometime that his inability to differentiate reality from fantasy is getting worse. I think we can all agree this is a clear sign of serious mental illness.

The same is true of his desperation, and as he becomes increasingly desperate, the lengths to which he will go to satisfy his unsated desires will only increase. This seems legitimately dangerous to me.

Sure, he’s always been a whacky character but part of me can’t help but wonder if all the harassment drove him deeper into withdrawing and the crippling loneliness and inability to find true friendship or love is what ended up dragging him deeper and deeper into degeneracy until this was the only place it could have ended.

Did he lack the tools he needed to repair the wreckage of his shattered life? Was he railroaded into ruination?

Does Chris have full agency? I don't know. I'm not sure I believe he does. He reminds me a a lot of a disabled child, and so while I am utterly disgusted, I cannot bring myself to hate him for his actions or hold him fully accountable for them. Which is an uncomfortable feeling because so much about the man disgusts me.

That said, its obvious to anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of his history that he has performed too many heinous acts for him to be considered redeemable at this point. Am I wrong?

It probably seems quaint but as a Christian I want to believe everyone, no matter how fucked up, can change, and turn the life around...

But idealistic notions to one side, Chris did rape his mother. Not only that. He raped her while he had a duty of care to her, and she lacked the mental and physical capacities to resist his advances. Also, he thinks he is a deity with magical powers. If he was not caught it would not surprise me if he ended up wearing her skin as a suit.

I mean, while the Chrisologists here like to think they know everything there is to know about the guy, this is really just the stuff we know. He’s been shown to be rather sneaky, especially in the last few years, so it would not surprise me at all if there is more that he’s still managed to keep hidden.

The Verdict
It was a real toss up between jail and putting him in a mental hospital. However, at the end of the day I decided for the latter. But, and this is coming from someone that does not believe in the death penalty, I think that MAYBE Chris has reached a point where it might be genuinely kinder to execute him and remove him as a burden on the state.

If he ever gets out, I can see him becoming a child molester or descending deeper down a path of no return. Worse, I believe that the morbidity of his case and the gawker nature of the internet will make a e-celebrity out of him if he is released – it was already starting to happen with voice acting gigs.

It is my honest belief: If he walks a freeman after being locked up for so long… if he “gets away with it” in his own mind… his delusions and the severity of his future offenses will RADICALLY escalate.

TLDR: Chris done raped his mentally retarded mother and should never see the light of day again. While I pity the tragic events of his life from the voice of god booming through that animatronic bear to Sega changing the color of Sonic's arms, I believe it would be best for him (and society) if he was taken to a room full of legos and given a Fanta with some kind of painless poison so he just never wakes up again.

Okay, that was my one allowed distraction for the day. Back to work. Sorry for the wall of text guys!

Hey, faggot, there are 17 backers of Xenotype who you said aren't going to get their book or a refund. How do you like being a thief who didnt completely fulfill his campaign, you dumb fuck?
 
I never beat my mother. I've never beaten any woman. And I've never been convicted of a crime. Your fabricated fan fictions of my life are lame, sad and poorly researched and none of that has anything to do with the topic at hand.


you fulfilling a campaign successfully is fan fiction.

EDIT: Still learning the Kiwi style of posting, so apologies for the back to back posts.
 
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Hey, faggot, there are 17 backers of Xenotype who you said aren't going to get their book or a refund. How do you like being a thief who didnt completely fulfill his campaign, you dumb fuck?
These the same guys I sent multiple replacement books to so they could sell them on ebay for a mark up to fund the campaigns of people that talk shit about me as a means of "trolling me"?

Yeah, nah. Nah. Sorry poser. You degenerate weirdos ain't getting no more money from me.

Go make more duck books that look like they were drawn by brain damaged children.

Since my presence seems to drag this thread from the topic at hand I'll go back to lurking. Loser weirdo stalkers everywhere I go.
 
These the same guys I sent multiple replacement books to so they could sell them on ebay for a mark up to fund the campaigns of people that talk shit about me as a means of "trolling me"?

Yeah, nah. Nah. Sorry poser. You degenerate weirdos ain't getting no more money from me.

Go make more duck books that look like they were drawn by brain damaged children.

Since my presence seems to drag this thread from the topic at hand I'll go back to lurking. Loser weirdo stalkers everywhere I go.
Hi Leem! Have you talked to anymore 14 year old kids online without parent permission?
 
These the same guys I sent multiple replacement books to so they could sell them on ebay for a mark up to fund the campaigns of people that talk shit about me as a means of "trolling me"?

Yeah, nah. Nah. Sorry poser. You degenerate weirdos ain't getting no more money from me.

Go make more duck books that look like they were drawn by brain damaged children.

Since my presence seems to drag this thread from the topic at hand I'll go back to lurking. Loser weirdo stalkers everywhere I go.
I don’t know or care who you are. Talk about this somewhere else.
 
These the same guys I sent multiple replacement books to so they could sell them on ebay for a mark up to fund the campaigns of people that talk shit about me as a means of "trolling me"?

Yeah, nah. Nah. Sorry poser. You degenerate weirdos ain't getting no more money from me.

Go make more duck books that look like they were drawn by brain damaged children.

Since my presence seems to drag this thread from the topic at hand I'll go back to lurking. Loser weirdo stalkers everywhere I go.

Liam, I'm not the laughing stock here. You are.

Truth touches a nerve with you, false flagger.

We don't forget your words in your wonder island debut stream where you said 17 backers of yours were neither getting your book nor their money back, and there are still backers who haven't received their books on top of the 17. You haven't successfully fulfilled your campaign, and here you are infecting this thread. You have zero authority to talk about how damaged Chris Chan is when you're just as damaged as he is.

I don’t know or care who you are. Talk about this somewhere else.

Our apologies. Unfortunately @Tyne is the Chris Chan to our sector of retardation that is Comicsgate. he has his own lolcow thread here. But I will respect the rules here and refrain from posting any more to this thread.
 
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Our apologies. Unfortunately @Tyne is the Chris Chan to our sector of retardation that is Comicsgate. he has his own lolcow thread here. But I will respect the rules here and refrain from posting any more to this thread.
You’re not the problem here, don’t worry about it.

Maybe Chris’s fate should be that donut feeding machine Homer is strapped into when he goes to hell.
 
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