Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Kulee Baba]

What is more is more important than giving support to your partner while she loses sleep nursing a newborn, is mentally drained and financially unsound?

Why going to Europe and spending thousands of dollars given to you on whores, drugs and clothing.

While white trash are renown for holding funds back from a needing mother, few are low enough to actually blow what money they do have on luxuries while the mother starves for needs. Even in the lowest echelon of society there are social norms that Ralph flaunts.

We really can't say Ralph can go lower because that would imply there was some level of morality or behavior that he has ever met the bar on. His kid will only get the support he needs growing up from the mothers side and the mother.

Ralph has literally abandoned his duties and put more thought and effort into filing a police report than all the time he has ever spent with any of his kids. That's a fact.

>Cope and Seethe Ayyy-Lawg Broke Dik Farms User. RalphaGals live life to the fullest and we pick the finest of Long Faced Women to carry our seed. Yeeee-haw suuuuueeeey.

I truly wonder what Ethan's reaction will be when little Rozanna tells Ethan "You were never there for me. You were a shit father." This is an optimistic outlook given I'll be shocked if Ethan makes it past the 2020s. But you'd think Ethan would somewhat strive to be better than Daddy Ronnie.

But with all that said I'm sure Ralph knows he is total trash so being absentee is the best thing he can do for his child. Like what Deckard says in Blade Runner 2, "Sometimes to love someone, you got to be a stranger.

 

[Got Milk!]

Ralph is so desperate to avoid confronting Daddy Medicare that he's going to go on a world tour so everyone can't call him a fat pussy when he chickens out. He shouldn't tell anyone where he's going and make it a Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego type show.

Carmen Sandiego had a lot going for her that Ralph doesn't. Namely no felony charges and a lot of cash. Conversely, not having the money to go to anywhere nice makes it difficult. Even if he did, his charges alone can stop him from being allowed entrance to a lot of places.

So it would be more of "Which of the 6 places he's allowed is Ralph Northmemphis?"

 

[DewsLit]

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[OldGuy]

Is this an attempt to pass on the curse to another Ethan?

 

[HackerX]

The ride never ends

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He's right. I can't put myself in the same state of mind as Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[Dead Wife]

I thought he’d blocked Metokur? But there he is reacting to his tweets.
Ralph can’t help himself, Daddy Jim broke his heart so bad.

 

[Solus]

Is this an attempt to pass on the curse to another Ethan?

It looks like the new strategy is to paint Jim as left leaning, or at best left sympathetic. I've been seeing post on Jim's thread pointing to his pro-atheist video from 2009 as signs he's a lefty.
Historical revisionism at it's finest and a sign nothing Ralph or Nick is throwing out here is sticking.

 

[Sam Losco]

All he did was get some document from the police saying he was the victim of aggression. I know literally nothing of the Portuguese justice system, but I don't think that's their version of pressing charges. He has promised he's "100% going to" but we have no evidence he has.
Tldr, Ralph's a lying liar.

 

[msd]

Again, the money she has access to with him is still considerably more than she would have without him. We all saw that crowded third world hovel she used to live in prior to moving in with Ralph.

Ethan might not be much of a step up, but he's still a step up.

She would have a job and no kid, so she'd be making more money than Ralph streaming him hollering

How is this so hard for you to get, retard.

 

[Gold-Pilled]

 

[DumbDude42]

She would have a job

what job did pantsu have? wasnt she just an e celeb whore who got off on trannifying her last boyfriend or something?

 

[msd]

what job did pantsu have? wasnt she just an e celeb whore who got off on trannifying her last boyfriend or something?

Okay fair point

I'm the retard, pantsu wouldn't work

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

what job did pantsu have? wasnt she just an e celeb whore who got off on trannifying her last boyfriend or something?

She worked at Subway for a while. Obviously not now, though, because they can’t afford childcare, have no IRL friends that could babysit, and live multiple states away from any relatives.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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We all saw the "fight." We saw your eyes, Ralph. There's fear there. There's fear behind everything you do, damned near. Fear of the hayturs and ayylawgs, what dirt or drama they may dig up next. Fear that the retort may actually be aborted... It's plainly visible to those who know what it looks like, especially when you are in full ragepig mode, which is ever more frequent. Go ahead and take your xannies and copium, wash them down with all the makers you can swill, but even a crutch can break under enough weight, and the gunt is looking mighty heavy. And you, you're the one who has to carry it.

I love a good train wreck.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Is this an attempt to pass on the curse to another Ethan?
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This fat fuck voted for obama twice.

Wish Dan would've turned this retard into a braindead vegetable.

 

[oramge cat]

Lol, I love that he’s now including May’s account, that he runs, in his tweets. I’m now totally convinced they are a happy couple since Ralph has miraculously remembered his baby mama exists after he finally noticed KF discussing him abandoning her in a rage pig fit.

I’m sure May is concocting the dream itinerary for her beloved to enjoy, all by himself, without her. She’s so happy to be home alone in the ghetto with Rozie giving Ralph travel tips. In fact it was probably her that told him to go to Lisbon again!

I’d believe that she has side dick and is encouraging Ralph to leave so she doesn’t have to sneak around as much. She hopped from digibro to Ralph, I’m sure she’s putting out feelers to gtfo to another e-celeb before he’s fallen too far to justify tolerating him, maybe picked up a simp to do errands for her.

Carmen Sandiego had a lot going for her that Ralph doesn't. Namely no felony charges and a lot of cash. Conversely, not having the money to go to anywhere nice makes it difficult. Even if he did, his charges alone can stop him from being allowed entrance to a lot of places.

So it would be more of "Which of the 6 places he's allowed is Ralph Northmemphis?"

Ralph greenlighting an international gunt hunt would actually be hilarious content, like he gives you carte blanche to rough him up a bit, like professional wrestling levels of kayfabe violence IF you can find him based off playing geoguesser with his live stream. When the gunt is succesfully hunted he flies off to another mysterious destination.

I unironically believe that he could fund a lifestyle of international travel this way, I'm not even saying that to coax him into doing something retarded, if he could do that and stay just a tiny bit humble he would make bank and it would be top content. When the gunt's hunters are closing in, users can superchat advantages and handicaps to Ralph or the hunters. $10+local price of a pint, ralph has to fight with a beer in his hand without spilling, $100 he gets a can of pepper spray with two squirts left, $25 his exact GPS location is pinged to the hunters, $5 his phone plays a loud noise to help them close in. He wouldn't even have to call it the gunt hunt, the killstream is actually a pretty good name for this concept.

 

[Druveer]

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Such a confused retard.

Ethan... nobody wants you to go away or shutup. You're our free entertainment. Buddy if you wanna win over us..... be normal, fix your shit and your relationships. Then you win.

 

[Pork Packer]

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*Jawsh hears that the gunt is inbound to Madrid come Wednesday*

Gonna be a satellite uplink tracking him from orbit, several wings of the Pentagon keeping tabs on his communications, and every mercenary not yet employed in the Ukraine war being flown out to patrol the streets of Madrid, all paid for by the A-lawg consortium to ensure we get a third chapter of the gunt-punt trilogy

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Wish Dan would've turned this retard into a braindead vegetable.

Dan’s already said that, if he gets $1.8k GBP in donations, he’ll travel to Spain and pay Gunt another visit. Simple as.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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I honestly feel like the gunt wants to die but doesn't wanna do it by suicide...or at least his own hands. He wants someone else to do the dirty work, especially in a spectacle that he thinks gonna make him look cool but it won't.

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Apparently Cog's friend is saying that he's willing to visit Ethan in Madrid if he raises 1.8k GBP.
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Ethan you really need to stop talking shit, for your own sake.

Oh my god, the gunt really is becoming the next drachenlord getting fucked around with in public. At some point there's just gonna be a small group of a-logs looking to beat his ass like gypsy's