Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

I'm back and I come bearing gifts. I've attached 3 rips of id's discord. Two are of his general chat channel, with one being id's messages and the other being hikkiari, his waifu sockpuppet's messages. The third rip is of his political chat channel which contains some of "number two's" exploits. Unfortunately he seems to have purged a lot of his nuttier stuff that I posted upthread, so you'll just have to source:trustmebro that those screens were accurate .

Another health warning, the vast, VAST majority of these logs is boring shit. There's a reason I only posted the most recent meltdown stuff. I'm sure there's other crazy shit to find but I don't have the time, or the motivation to trudge through it. Thankfully, I'm posting on a forum filled with the types of people who dig through this shit for fun. So have at it.

This'll likely be my last post on the forum btw. I'll check into id's discord from time to time until he either gets help (i know, i know) or flips out and bans everyone outside of his inner circle. If either happens I'll be sure to let you know.
Thanks for dumping this.
Lately, TDI has taken up comparing himself/his life to anime and video game characters, complete with high-ranking military members that talk like tumblr teenagers.
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You see, when he's not posting complete sentences, he is Very Stressed *sigh*, therefore you can't expect him to make sense
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Thanks for dumping this.
Lately, TDI has taken up comparing himself/his life to anime and video game characters, complete with high-ranking military members that talk like tumblr teenagers.
These are fast becoming my favorite updates. I feel like Chris was more competent with his storytelling when he was talking about the merge and going to other dimensions.

Even ignoring the outlandish nature of his totally real and not at all made up stories, he's a really, really bad writer. He's trying to portray himself and his wife/girlfriend/whatever as the reluctant heroes who bear the weight of their actions etc. not realizing that the reason it works in books/shows/whatever is said characters are unaware of the fact their actions/thoughts are being broadcast to an audience. In his stories, he's the one choosing what to share and he's obviously excited to talk about how he and his gf personally killed thousands of Russians and are gleefully volunteering because Russia deserves it.

I never heard of this dude before, but please tell me, is he still doing LPs or whatever while also pretending to be an ultra super soldier/master spy?
 
These are fast becoming my favorite updates. I feel like Chris was more competent with his storytelling when he was talking about the merge and going to other dimensions.

Even ignoring the outlandish nature of his totally real and not at all made up stories, he's a really, really bad writer. He's trying to portray himself and his wife/girlfriend/whatever as the reluctant heroes who bear the weight of their actions etc. not realizing that the reason it works in books/shows/whatever is said characters are unaware of the fact their actions/thoughts are being broadcast to an audience. In his stories, he's the one choosing what to share and he's obviously excited to talk about how he and his gf personally killed thousands of Russians and are gleefully volunteering because Russia deserves it.

I never heard of this dude before, but please tell me, is he still doing LPs or whatever while also pretending to be an ultra super soldier/master spy?
He finished LPing Shadow Hearts 2 just in time for the Russians to ambush him while in the hospital with an IV in him. He still has time while being like Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid to watch tv shows and movies on discord. But when he isn't Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid or Yang Wen-Li from Legend of the Galactic Heroes OR watching stuff on discord, he's Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza.
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He finished LPing Shadow Hearts 2 just in time for the Russians to ambush him while in the hospital with an IV in him. He still has time while being like Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid to watch tv shows and movies on discord. But when he isn't Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid or Yang Wen-Li from Legend of the Galactic Heroes OR watching stuff on discord, he's Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza.
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I feel like the weirdest thing I've learned about Dark is he wants to be colonel Campbell of all characters. It's nice to know that they're managing to keep busy while killing thousands of Russians, I'd hate to hear his upload schedule was getting interrupted by something pesky like a war. It's equally good nobody in the military thinks it might not be the best idea for an intelligence...whatever role he's claiming to be to casually hang out on Discord talking about important operations with identifiable figures about to go on missions. Especially Russia, I mean, if the Russians are known for anything it's being completely tech illiterate and having no cyber warfare to speak of, right?

In all seriousness, he can't even weeb correctly, Kiryu is pretty open with being a good guy. I mean, dude runs an orphanage and is pretty respectful to everyone he meets and rarely acts gruff or dismissive towards them or try to hide his generosity.
 
I feel like the weirdest thing I've learned about Dark is he wants to be colonel Campbell of all characters. It's nice to know that they're managing to keep busy while killing thousands of Russians, I'd hate to hear his upload schedule was getting interrupted by something pesky like a war. It's equally good nobody in the military thinks it might not be the best idea for an intelligence...whatever role he's claiming to be to casually hang out on Discord talking about important operations with identifiable figures about to go on missions. Especially Russia, I mean, if the Russians are known for anything it's being completely tech illiterate and having no cyber warfare to speak of, right?

In all seriousness, he can't even weeb correctly, Kiryu is pretty open with being a good guy. I mean, dude runs an orphanage and is pretty respectful to everyone he meets and rarely acts gruff or dismissive towards them or try to hide his generosity.
He's been calling himself Kiryu for a while. This is from 2019, when he stopped a mass shooting at a Wal-Mart. It might have been brought up earlier, but it's worth posting again.
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The missing posts from the log are all pretty inconsequential, "Golly I can't believe you stopped a mass shooting TDI."
I think the insane jackass he's talking about was the guy who first came here years ago telling us he was full of shit, but never had the proof to back it up, despite saying he personally knew him IRL. That's the most hilarious part about TDI going nuts the last few months. Before his badass action scene he relayed via discord messages, there was some plausibility to his life, and he COULD have actually been a veteran who lost a daughter, but then he jumped the shark and now we don't even need doxx to know how full of shit he is.
 
He finished LPing Shadow Hearts 2 just in time for the Russians to ambush him while in the hospital with an IV in him. He still has time while being like Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid to watch tv shows and movies on discord. But when he isn't Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid or Yang Wen-Li from Legend of the Galactic Heroes OR watching stuff on discord, he's Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza.
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Who the fuck is Bucket Companion?
 
He's been calling himself Kiryu for a while. This is from 2019, when he stopped a mass shooting at a Wal-Mart. It might have been brought up earlier, but it's worth posting again.
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The missing posts from the log are all pretty inconsequential, "Golly I can't believe you stopped a mass shooting TDI."
I think the insane jackass he's talking about was the guy who first came here years ago telling us he was full of shit, but never had the proof to back it up, despite saying he personally knew him IRL. That's the most hilarious part about TDI going nuts the last few months. Before his badass action scene he relayed via discord messages, there was some plausibility to his life, and he COULD have actually been a veteran who lost a daughter, but then he jumped the shark and now we don't even need doxx to know how full of shit he is.
I was just about to ask if it's confirmed whether he actually lost a daughter or not. Glad he doesn't normally harp on about that, at least in the stuff that gets reposted. Pretending to be a LARP super soldier with thousands of confirmed kills is so pretty funny, but trying to milk sympathy by making up a dead daughter is lame.

So, for someone not in the know, did something spark the leap to super action hero, or did he just kinda snap one day and decide to play make believe?
 
Who the fuck is Bucket Companion?
Bucket Companion is the displayed name for Hikkiari, aka Hikari, Id's childhood friend, and also a Japanese girl because of cours. She started being active around when the daughter stuff went down. Here's her story about meeting Id that totally happened. I, too, always call people "foreign person" when they are clearly not from America.
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She may be a sockpuppet according to @idfraud because she posts anecdotes like this. She also posts about her own life too, and none of it is as grandiose as what Id stretches for, which may either be next-level sockpuppetry or evidence that she's real, and possibly also bullshitting. The closest thing really aligning Id and Hikkiari is that they both post reviews of media in very similar ways that are just too boring for me to read.
So, for someone not in the know, did something spark the leap to super action hero, or did he just kinda snap one day and decide to play make believe?
At first, it seemed to just be the Ukraine invasion, but based on @idfraud 's post, it was also someone hacking into the twitter of id's wife and DMing him.
 
Bucket Companion is the displayed name for Hikkiari, aka Hikari, Id's childhood friend, and also a Japanese girl because of cours. She started being active around when the daughter stuff went down. Here's her story about meeting Id that totally happened. I, too, always call people "foreign person" when they are clearly not from America.
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She may be a sockpuppet according to @idfraud because she posts anecdotes like this. She also posts about her own life too, and none of it is as grandiose as what Id stretches for, which may either be next-level sockpuppetry or evidence that she's real, and possibly also bullshitting. The closest thing really aligning Id and Hikkiari is that they both post reviews of media in very similar ways that are just too boring for me to read.

A Simppuppet. Jesus christ, of course its a uwu japanese girl.

The real ending to that story:
"So I got the teacher after a minute and the kid was beating the shit out of Dark Id. I mean that literally, he was on the ground having been kicked so hard he'd lost control of his bowels. Anyway, while the teacher was checking on him, someone pulled off his pants, and I got a look at his tiny baby dick."
 
How do these fucking people function on a day to day basis
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It's so much fucking busy work and clearly Loserface is not offended because he watched the other parts that had trigger warnings so by SJW logic does he hate the people he deems retarded? And if black rappers can say the nigger word then I think Loserface and Voidburger can feel free to yell retard as much as they like.

"I just wanna make sure people know you've learned that lesson already", this is why these nuts never shut up about politics even though they are living in their idea of a utopia, it's because they have to constantly prove to the cult that they are loyal. They should make a Silent Hill game about about animated trigger warnings that haunt your every living moment waiting for you to learn your lesson.

Well I went to the LParchive and there is nothing about old content being potentially triggering, and the VB LPs do not have any trigger warning tags, it's not compliant and it could give someone PTSD!
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"I just wanna make sure people know you've learned that lesson already",
This line right here is what got me MATI. The sheer amount of smug dripping off a post of someone crying over words in a video of someone playing a game. These are the kind of faggots people are capitulating to when they apologize.
 
I'm back with another discovery from @idfraud 's discord dump. This one is from the autistic screeching about politics channel, #acab-political-hellscape, which unlike the other 2, has every user's posts. So most of it is shitting themselves over the latest issue of the day, but sometimes, TDI provides a snippet about his ongoing Colonel Campbelling and all the quips that Number Two provides while killing a bunch of guys.
The green names are TDI's streaming companions. They have the privilege of having mics on to give commentary during the weekly discord watch parties.
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It's very nice of TDI to explain the origin of the name of Number Two, the totally real female woman fighting right now in Ukraine, killing all those guys.
Minutes later, someone unimportant posts an article, and it's revealed that the b in bman stands for b-b-BASED?!?!
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20 minutes of shitting themselves over politics later...
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He spends a while longer complaining about his boomer dad, complaining about the war to his son, who is dying of cancer, and was almost killed by would-be assassins.
 
Was rewatching the Shattered Memories playthrough VB did and saw that the descriptions had been changed to include apologies and trigger warnings because of naughty language like "retard" and "cunt". Still less of a lame ass faggy move than Chip and Ironicus deleting 90% of their Youtube catalog.
Oh my god, when did they do that? Their old stuff was their good stuff.
 
I'm back with another discovery from @idfraud 's discord dump. This one is from the autistic screeching about politics channel, #acab-political-hellscape, which unlike the other 2, has every user's posts. So most of it is shitting themselves over the latest issue of the day, but sometimes, TDI provides a snippet about his ongoing Colonel Campbelling and all the quips that Number Two provides while killing a bunch of guys.
The green names are TDI's streaming companions. They have the privilege of having mics on to give commentary during the weekly discord watch parties.
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It's very nice of TDI to explain the origin of the name of Number Two, the totally real female woman fighting right now in Ukraine, killing all those guys.
Minutes later, someone unimportant posts an article, and it's revealed that the b in bman stands for b-b-BASED?!?!
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20 minutes of shitting themselves over politics later...
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He spends a while longer complaining about his boomer dad, complaining about the war to his son, who is dying of cancer, and was almost killed by would-be assassins.
I like that part where he talks about how the female mercenary sent to assasinate someone is getting paid less than the male mercenary sent to do the same job. The pink tax is real and fucked up.
 
I'm back with another discovery from @idfraud 's discord dump. This one is from the autistic screeching about politics channel, #acab-political-hellscape, which unlike the other 2, has every user's posts. So most of it is shitting themselves over the latest issue of the day, but sometimes, TDI provides a snippet about his ongoing Colonel Campbelling and all the quips that Number Two provides while killing a bunch of guys.
The green names are TDI's streaming companions. They have the privilege of having mics on to give commentary during the weekly discord watch parties.
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It's very nice of TDI to explain the origin of the name of Number Two, the totally real female woman fighting right now in Ukraine, killing all those guys.

How does anyone believe this shit?
I've been with dudes who saw real, actual killing people muslims, slavs, & niggers combat and they universally A) Talk about it in the most dry, clinical terms and never,ever numbers - maybe mentioning one notable person, even when clearly happy with the results. and B) Never, ever do they bring up the subject.

The only guys who talk about this shit are Helo gunners, drone operators, and AC-130 crew (maybe fighter pilots? I never talked to any zoomies) because of how removed they are from the action.

Also... look niggers.
Mercenaries especially from subhuman areas (South America, Africa, Slav territories; technically arab-strain muslims but only as local recruits - any non-kurd muslims are universally such shit soldiers no one bothers to import/export them, except the Saudis because they are better than the worthless Saud arabs) are not as expensive to get and operate as one would think, but to run even a small team in a hot zone is going to be minimum six figures a month if they are seeing any sort of action primarily in just getting them supplied to keep shooting - Warzone procurement is fucking expensive.
IF this larp was real this dude would have millions and probably tens of millions of dollars passing through his hands every year. And he's on discord.

Also the fact his imaginary murderwaifu is being involved in this many hot operations this close together shows that Colonel Campbell isn't quite the Wen-li he believes himself to be. This is the shit you do when you give zero fucks about disposable grunts. Forgetting about buying tickets to the stray bullet lottery, being in the shit does things to your mental state. You think you get stressed out during exams, imagine having to worry about bullets, arty, mines, airstrikes 24/7. You don't sleep so much as enter low power state because if someone comes into your area during the night you could be dead or captured before you know it. and at the front as a solo unit, you are constantly on watch for action to the sides and rear because that might be you getting cut off and surrounded. You read reports of commanders from WWII and they talk about the troops on the front needed almost twice the time off away from it to be combat effective.

So even if we want to pretend this nigga is getting 5G 4K live dronefeeds from Ukraine (and ENCRYPTED enough the Russians aren't just back-hacking) with enough down channel to be able to provide realtime C&C through Russian Jamming when CNN & Reuters are doing phone reports (to say nothing of what an american CIC looks like and its not that)....
That just means this dude is an unfeeling psychopath with no care for the fighters under his care if he's sending them into the shit this regularly.


Additionally, Ukraine's airforce is operating nealy completely defensively at this point due to the density Russian air defense. So I'm pretty sure a bomb run that wipes out 1500 rooskis would be all over the new outlets.

I like that part where he talks about how the female mercenary sent to assasinate someone is getting paid less than the male mercenary sent to do the same job. The pink tax is real and fucked up.

Oh yeah, that reminds me.
Q) Why are all the famous mercenaries men, and just ingeneral why are they all men?
A) Because unless you go full PKK with women-only units, the women get overpowered and raped for stress relief. (and even then, the PKK women's brigades have some fucked up stories of sexual assaults inside the women's units. That's to say nothing of the ones who get captured.)
 
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