May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

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If I was allowed to hit him I could train 2008 Chris to be a dishwasher. It would take way too long, a normal person takes a day to get everything down and maybe another 2 weeks of extra supervision to make sure they're not forgetting things whereas Chris would probably take 2 months of training and the extra supervision would never end, but I could do it.
I'm on mobile atm, but have you seen the CWCKI photo of him extending his Guitar Hero controller for sale on eBay with dishes piled high?!
I surmise that would be satisfactory for him, vermin entering the premises be damned and your frustrations/wasted efforts literally pissed and shat on!
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Is there a quote where he said “I went tomgirl to get lesbians mmmyeah no udder reason” or is that conjecture? He hasn’t given it up even though it hasn’t worked.
Mind you, the troonery got him friends even if only for a hot minute, so coupled with the fact that he really doesnt seem to like being a man, it's not too suprising he hasn't dropped it yet.
 
@Pointless Sperg , It’s been proposed that if Chris took a deal today, he would be out of jail. Is that the case?

He might not even be able to take a deal today. It depends on if he's been evaluated as competent yet. He can't take a deal while he's incompetent, and that evaluation might not happen until right before his next hearing. If they did accept a deal from him, it wouldn't get him immediately let loose, he'd still have to have a competence hearing, followed by a sentencing hearing, and they have no real incentive to create a new hearing when he already has one.

Ordinarily a time-served deal either ends with all the time served that prosecution wants (in this case, probably one year is what would be settled on), or immediate release at the sentencing hearing with the rest of the sentence suspended.

One other option under the new tard law is deferred judgement, which would let Chris skate entirely on the conviction if he behaves. Ordinarily they wouldn't do this, but it's a bigger motivation than a tiny suspended sentence (which even if they let him out tomorrow, would only be 2 months max). Not that any of this applies to someone as bad at anticipating consequences as Chris.

I doubt it, I think the minimum term is a year but Pointless Sperg will be able to answer it better.

The minimum term is nothing. The court he's in gives misdemeanor-level punishment, which allows them to choose between either jail time or a fine, or they can choose both. Theoretically the court could find him guilty and give him a $1 fine with 0 days in jail. Even if he is indicted and sent to Circuit Court, they still have the option of reducing it (like what happened in the Snyder case).

Of course any sentence less than the time he's already spent in jail doesn't give him that time back, so there's no incentive for anyone to shorten the sentence to less than time served. Chris has already paid for that time so the defense might as well use it to show that Chris has been punished.

That might also explain his recent drawing where he moves 14BLC in his head to his imaginary kingdom of CWCville.

Yeah, I would love to hear Chris explain the context of that drawing.

It's funny that Chris has fallen in love with that house, when he used to rage about how he was forced to move back there due to the Great Greene County Conspiracy preventing them from selling it, thus thwarting Chris' ability to remain in the paradise of Chesterfield County.

I do wonder if the Gal Pals might still have hung out with Chris occasionally if he'd stayed in Richmond. There could have been some awkward attempts by Chris to have sex with them as he got bolder. Mary Lee Walsh could have been replaced by some other villain at another community college stopping him from using his attraction sign.

Sonichu would still exist but CWCville might have become something else (since Chris got the idea of CWCville from C-ville/Charlottesville). Since he was in the Midlothian area, maybe we would have gotten CWClothian.

I may be mistaken, but I'm sure I saw somewhere his office was in Stanardsville.

His office is listed as 416 Park St, Charlottesville, VA 22902. This is located at sort of an "attorney's row", where law firms have all colocated and taken over old pre-civil-war residential buildings. The signs outside show other law firms, so Heilberg probably has an agreement with them to use their offices.

Heilberg's residence is also in Charlottesville.

I don't think it's possible for Chris to maintain a new identity. The sonichu medallion would give him away immediately.

Maybe if they sell enough medallions and CWC cosplay merchandise, he will be able to blend in with all the CWC-alikes wandering the streets.

It makes sense. I'm sure that somewhere in his conservative upbringing he was told that LGBT people are loose with sex. (I mean, not necessarily untrue for some of those letters but not so much the Ls.) So he figures hey, if I'm a lesbian people will have sex with me. Only real girls of course though.

There are some high-testosterone Ls with insatiable libidos but they're not going to want Chris, or anyone else that looks and acts like a guy.

There is shit loads of evidence that Chris wasn't comfortable with his gender identity long before the 'tomgirl' bollocks began.

It's more a matter of him disliking men and disliking how men are evaluated by women. Above all Chris wants to be *desirable*. His desire to be a woman comes from his own desire of women. He's still unmistakably male in how he thinks and behaves. Any time he tries to act feminine, it's a weird caricature based on the male gaze, like when frat boys do "drag night".


Mind you, the troonery got him friends even if only for a hot minute, so coupled with the fact that he really doesnt seem to like being a man, it's not too suprising he hasn't dropped it yet.

The troonery got him accepted, or at least tolerated, which was a huge improvement over his normal existence, and sort of a throwback to the days when he was tolerated at Manchester High. It still never achieved his goal of being desired.
 
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The troonery got him accepted, or at least tolerated, which was a huge improvement over his normal existence, and sort of a throwback to the days when he was tolerated at Manchester High. It still never achieved his goal of being desired.
It's why he valued going to the conventions, after all. There he could be as weird as he wanted and generally he found himself accepted. Incidents like TooManyGames 'Defensive Hedgehog Position' though proved he still had limits.

But after the reveal of what he and Barb were doing...no way is he ever going to be allowed to any convention ever again.
 
There is shit loads of evidence that Chris wasn't comfortable with his gender identity long before the 'tomgirl' bollocks began.
Mind you, the troonery got him friends even if only for a hot minute, so coupled with the fact that he really doesnt seem to like being a man, it's not too suprising he hasn't dropped it yet.
There’s also evidence that he enjoys playing at being a girl, even if it hasn’t got him china or made him desired.

have you seen the CWCKI photo of him extending his Guitar Hero controller for sale on eBay with dishes piled high?!
A girl (can’t remember who) who visited his house said the sink had plastic utensils in it because the lazy Chandlers were using those over and over again. Just load the dishwasher for fuck’s sake.
 
Is there a quote where he said “I went tomgirl to get lesbians mmmyeah no udder reason” or is that conjecture? He hasn’t given it up even though it hasn’t worked.

I thought there was a quote where he said something to that effect but I can't seem to find it right now. Regardless, one of his first acts as "lesbian tomgirl" was to initiate a full-court press toward sexual conquest of lesbians. And traditionally, saying "I'm a lesbian" has been one low-conflict way for his sexual targets to reject him. So I mean, put two and two together on this one.
 
I just saw it as the time he got to jail and was in "medical" for a few weeks before getting booted back out to booking, or the other times he's been in trouble with the law and they've given him the "not crazy" stamp of approval.

Nope. I'm going to bet (based on my work experience) that this was an eval. As to why they didn't bother during his previous cases was that there wasn't enough of a reason. Although he admits to "screaming and crying (for his mother)" in jail after the vehicular assault case in 2014, he probably couldn't be held long enough for an in-hospital evaluation, and sometimes it just doesn't happen. My guess is that his evaluation was possibly to either rule out or confirm actual, biologically based schizophrenia. At this point it could be a total coin flip if he is actually diagnosed with schizophrenia OR they figure out he's actually a tard that just likes to make this stuff up. Could go either way.

Did he flip out in jail and cause a scene? Maybe. But they don't send them to the state hospital for tarding out. He would have gone to the medical unit in the jail, and unless he was literally fit to be tied, it would have been handled there. (At the state hospital, he would have also gone through the standard 'legal education' classes that are there for forensic patients. This ensures he understands what his charges are and how court works. Maybe.)

If he actually gets a diagnosis, things may go just a little better for, him although the outcome is (hopefully) the same: He ends up in a secure facility for retards, period. Much will also depend on what is available. Sometimes the law doesn't have many choices, and is required to default to the 'least restrictive' option. So he may go into a regular adult care home first, get bounced from that, and eventually end up in a secured facility for retarded adults. It will be an adventure. For everybody.
 
Is there a quote where he said “I went tomgirl to get lesbians mmmyeah no udder reason” or is that conjecture? He hasn’t given it up even though it hasn’t worked.
I doubt he's ever said it specifically, Chris rarely cops to his schemes. People just figure it out because he's not very clever. Generally though with incels like him that troon out, it's a fair guess to say that the transition is related to the perceived inability to succeed as a man with women. Chris did have some inclinations to playing with girls toys and such but I am unsure how much of that might be related to autism and the associated obliviousness to social norms. Chris has additional factors working against him in terms of ever having a normal life or relationship, with every single embarassing detail of his life readily available online. So it's not surprising to me that he only drifted even further into alternative lifestyle type things. It's not like his reputation could conceivably get worse.
 
Chris's identity is remarkably plastic

But usually only in one direction: the wrong one. On the very rare occasions (countable on the fingers of one hand) where he tries to get his shit together, he's almost unrecognizable. But that's because anyone who looks like he has his shit together is the opposite of Chris. The AntiChris, if you will. And he can't maintain it. I don't think he managed to be Rollin&Trollin for even a day.


He might not even be able to take a deal today. It depends on if he's been evaluated as competent yet.

Would they have kicked him back to jail were he still considered incompetent? It may still only be a report and not officially recognized, but I don't see them delaying proceedings over that.

If they did accept a deal from him, it wouldn't get him immediately let loose, he'd still have to have a competence hearing, followed by a sentencing hearing,

Yeah, he has kind of screwed himself in that regard. And they'd still have to find a placement somewhere for him (or at least look for one for 30 days), which will also take a while. So yeah, Chris wouldn't be immediately cut loose, but my original point still stands: Chris has only spent all this time in jail because he refuses to accept a plea deal.

tl;dr: Chris chose to spend all this time in jail, even if he doesn't know it.

The court he's in gives misdemeanor-level punishment, which allows them to choose between either jail time or a fine, or they can choose both. Theoretically the court could find him guilty and give him a $1 fine with 0 days in jail.

The court doesn't really care about how much time Chris ultimately spends in jail, and I doubt they give a fuck about fining him either. They aren't really concerned with punishing him.

What the court really wants is to keep him the fuck away from Barb and 14BLC, preferably somewhere managed far far away from Greene County.

The signs outside show other law firms,

Some defense attorneys don't like putting their names outside their doors lest dissatisfied customers come to visit. I know that sounds like something out of a John Grisham story, but it's true

so Heilberg probably has an agreement with them to use their offices.

Maybe he also has an agreement with a firm in Stanardsville. Or maybe I'm just going senile. It's not really important, just something I though was interesting (that may not now be true).

What's more interesting is the degree to which the poor guy has been stalked. The signs in front of his office, his home address, and so on. I doubt there was this much interest in his personal life even in the DC sniper case.

Maybe if they sell enough medallions and CWC cosplay merchandise, he will be able to blend in with all the CWC-alikes wandering the streets.

Real life Where's Waldo Fatso.

Above all Chris wants to be *desirable*.

But not by actually becoming desirable.

He wants to remain as he is, doing whatever he wants, and everyone else changes their own standards to match him.

It still never achieved his goal of being desired.

The closest he's ever managed was being wanted by the police.


Just load the dishwasher for fuck’s sake.

You're assuming they hadn't already broken it.


Did he flip out in jail and cause a scene? Maybe. But they don't send them to the state hospital for tarding out.

They do if he flips out in the middle of court, obstructing proceedings.

If he actually gets a diagnosis, things may go just a little better for, him although the outcome is (hopefully) the same

Whether or not Chris is diagnosed will determine where he goes, not that he goes.

I just hope they don't resort to Dr. Greyhound for his treatment.

Much will also depend on what is available.

Available in Virginia? Not a lot. Why do you think Seattle, Portland, and Frisco have such huge homeless problems? It's because states like Virginia balance their budgets by hiring Dr. Greyhound instead of building facilities.[/politisperg]

So he may go into a regular adult care home first, get bounced from that, and eventually end up in a secured facility for retarded adults. It will be an adventure. For everybody.

Unless something changes spectacularly with him, Chris is going to be in and out of tard homes, jail, and the streets (rinse, repeat) for the rest of his life. I don't think it's possible for him to avoid it at this point.
 
I thought there was a quote where he said something to that effect but I can't seem to find it right now. Regardless, one of his first acts as "lesbian tomgirl" was to initiate a full-court press toward sexual conquest of lesbians. And traditionally, saying "I'm a lesbian" has been one low-conflict way for his sexual targets to reject him. So I mean, put two and two together on this one.
Misattributed and made-up quotes are a pet peeve of mine (in general, not just with Chunky). The evidence we have is enough without inventing things.

You're assuming they hadn't already broken it.
In that case, Just get the dishwasher repaired, for fuck’s sake.
 
In that case, Just get the dishwasher repaired, for fuck’s sake.

Pay to fix something? Think for a moment about whom you are speaking. That money could be better spent on sheetz and some lego.

Besides, it's likely the dishwasher fuse was just burned out / circuit breaker tripped, but since it's a built-in appliance, they couldn't just grab another extension cord and plug it in next to the Keurig.

That or it was full of dirty dishes (or some of Chris' more intimate toys - icky), but they couldn't be bothered to push the button on the front. This is Chris and Barb we're talking about.

Edit: And before the barbells fly about Chris' toys, please remember it's almost impossible to discuss Chris and Barb without at least some horrifying element somewhere.
 
It is not just Chris to believe this it seems,
Just poke around the Kevin gibes thread and see this in all its glory. He too belives he a legit lesbo who has tones of real sex with so totally real girls and not other ugly unfuckables with brains fried by porn.
 
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Pay to fix something? Think for a moment about whom you are speaking. That money could be better spent on sheetz and some lego.

Besides, it's likely the dishwasher fuse was just burned out / circuit breaker tripped, but since it's a built-in appliance, they couldn't just grab another extension cord and plug it in next to the Keurig.

That or it was full of dirty dishes (or some of Chris' more intimate toys - icky), but they couldn't be bothered to push the button on the front. This is Chris and Barb we're talking about.

Edit: And before the barbells fly about Chris' toys, please remember it's almost impossible to discuss Chris and Barb without at least some horrifying element somewhere.
That picture tells everything: toys over work.
 
imagine if they brought back public flogging, livestreamed it, and allowed the public to participate/bet on how long the perp would last?

I can think of nothing more based, oh well I can-Chris being beaten hard with a steel rod his back is a jigsaw puzzle of splintered flesh and bone.

Imagine his fat ass literally impaled on a spike Vlad Tepes style, he deserves that and worse. ]

Imagine that with the public throwing rotten fruit in his face.

Chris is a living example why severe punitive discipline is good for society.
I always dislike some of this mentality. As I think a few others have mentioned you can see something as ultimately just while still pitying that it had to lead to such punishment. Chris has done some evils at this point and it appears they are coming home to roost. I do want to see and hear whats happening as much as everyone else.

But i caution about becoming fully pathological about desire to witness suffering.
 
I always dislike some of this mentality. As I think a few others have mentioned you can see something as ultimately just while still pitying that it had to lead to such punishment. Chris has done some evils at this point and it appears they are coming home to roost. I do want to see and hear whats happening as much as everyone else.

But i caution about becoming fully pathological about desire to witness suffering.
No need to caution me. I understand your point.
 
I'm on mobile atm, but have you seen the CWCKI photo of him extending his Guitar Hero controller for sale on eBay with dishes piled high?
For all we know when that pic was taken the sink was hoarded tf out with 3 months of dishes. Plus, I was not there to hit him until he realized that "sonic defense mode" doesn't work on me and then feed him a shift meal when he finished.
 
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