Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Miss Misery]

It's always amusing to see how little these kinds of people actually apply the things they preach on Twitter to material reality. I mean, we already know they do a majority of their shopping on Amazon, but lol. PepsiCo (who own and distribute Bubly) were major coporate contributors to that "Don't Say Gay" legislation that people have been bitching about lately. The brave Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is directly giving a substantial amount of their funds to an anti-LGBT corporation. Over a frivolous consumer purchase. (Multiple, actually, noting that Amazon also financially backed the same bill.) Now who wants to eridicate "queer" youth again? Hmm...

Which they handwave away with the magical words NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin will never identify as a city taxicab because that might mean he'd have to give people the occasional ride.

 

[Old Fart]

You mean "...because people would have to be able to get inside him".

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

So Kev got back from a week of sucking autistic cock and Penny probably called Kev out for the useless, free loading tard he is.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bubly markets itself as an ally of the LGBTQ+ community, so it's no wonder these consoomers drink it by the gallon.
However Bubly also sponsors RuPaul's Drag Race which I think trannies hate for some reason.

That's probably hate it because it really puts into focus how ridiculous it looks to the average person to see male perverts make a spectacle of themselves by dressing up in tacky women's clothing.

 

[An empty shill]

That's probably hate it because it really puts into focus how ridiculous it looks to the average person to see male perverts make a spectacle of themselves by dressing up in tacky women's clothing.

Maybe it might also be cause those contestants still look better than any of them ever could, and they KNOW they aren't women...

 

[break these cuffs]

So Kev got back from a week of sucking autistic cock and Penny probably called Kev out for the useless, free loading tard he is.

My guess is that he didn't put out on vacation and there was some gay DM cryfest about how there needs to be a physical element to their relationship.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I love how Kevin says that he's making his love woes all about him, yet continues to do so, as if admitting he's the problem absolves him of any sins!

 

[Chiropteran]

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Slight Powerlevel Here:

Spoiler: MATI about Goats and shit

I worked on a farm that raised goats for a long time, I wasn't unlike a serf, but that's not really the point here.
The point is the appalling condition of the land these animals are being put on. It's likely been mentioned ad nauseum, but Alpacas, and Goats especially, are GRAZING animals. They're meant to eat all throughout the day, moving from one place to the next to get a variety of different greens they need. The property is so barren and sparse because not a damn one of them thought that, with all the land they have, to separate it with fences so that the animals couldn't eat it all down in one go and leave it in a state where the grass all dies because of this.
You put them in one paddock, let them eat that grass down to the ground (not to the damn dirt) and move them into the next so the other ones have time to grow back up. Rinse and repeat. The land has been left in a state where they would be forced to invest in grass seeds and sprinklers (God knows they aren't going to go out there and water that shit by hand lmao).


The next damning thing is the trash all around. Goats are very sensitive animals when it comes to their health, and too much stress alone could kill them if they're weak. Their stomachs have no acid to break down food, it's all bacteria in their stomach, and when something foreign is introduced to them, they will have trouble breaking it down. This includes new types of greens, if they splurge too much, they will get some minor diarrhea until they get used to breaking it down. In the case that they eat something like say, trash (Be it a plastic bag or string) it will clog up their stomach/digestive tract, and they'll have the runs until they shit themselves so much they die, becoming emaciated from a lack of nutrients and calories.

TL;DR, Just because a goat can eat a can, doesn't mean it should, and I give it a few months before one of them dies a horrible death with string, twine, and a plastic bag clogging their stomach is shot by Earl in the dead of night.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

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God I fucking hate this faggot. We laugh at him so much that I sometimes forget how genuinely awful he is sometimes. People who whine publicly and beg for pity about how bad they feel for having done something bad make me extremely MATI. I'll take your hats.

"I'm a bad person uwu I'm so awful see I'm being so bad and making it all about myself uwu" is not an apology. It might even be the OPPOSITE of an apology, since you're making everything about how bad You feel that you hurt another person.
When normal, emotionally mature and responsible adults feel like they have wronged a loved one, they apologize and try to talk things out. Of course Kevin is none of those things so I don't know what I expected

 

[Thumb Butler]

Slight Powerlevel Here:

Spoiler: MATI about Goats and shit

I worked on a farm that raised goats for a long time, I wasn't unlike a serf, but that's not really the point here.
The point is the appalling condition of the land these animals are being put on. It's likely been mentioned ad nauseum, but Alpacas, and Goats especially, are GRAZING animals. They're meant to eat all throughout the day, moving from one place to the next to get a variety of different greens they need. The property is so barren and sparse because not a damn one of them thought that, with all the land they have, to separate it with fences so that the animals couldn't eat it all down in one go and leave it in a state where the grass all dies because of this.
You put them in one paddock, let them eat that grass down to the ground (not to the damn dirt) and move them into the next so the other ones have time to grow back up. Rinse and repeat. The land has been left in a state where they would be forced to invest in grass seeds and sprinklers (God knows they aren't going to go out there and water that shit by hand lmao).


The next damning thing is the trash all around. Goats are very sensitive animals when it comes to their health, and too much stress alone could kill them if they're weak. Their stomachs have no acid to break down food, it's all bacteria in their stomach, and when something foreign is introduced to them, they will have trouble breaking it down. This includes new types of greens, if they splurge too much, they will get some minor diarrhea until they get used to breaking it down. In the case that they eat something like say, trash (Be it a plastic bag or string) it will clog up their stomach/digestive tract, and they'll have the runs until they shit themselves so much they die, becoming emaciated from a lack of nutrients and calories.

TL;DR, Just because a goat can eat a can, doesn't mean it should, and I give it a few months before one of them dies a horrible death with string, twine, and a plastic bag clogging their stomach is shot by Earl in the dead of night.

They're all going to die, aren't they. I wonder who go first, the goats or the alpacas?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Adding to the goat stomach info: goats are also hella prone to getting worms and need regular worming in the warmer months otherwise they- again- will shit themselves to death and waste away.

Although, I can see Kevkev developing a fetish for wrestling piss-reeking billygoats when it's time to try to give them the medicines they need and can't just inject it via needle. Y'know, because he's a self proclaimed muskslut and his fursona is a goat.

Eta- not sure if Cashmere billies are as smelly as Boer billies though, but I'm assuming they're definitely not neutered and will probably smell worse than the does by simple virtue of being billies.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

God I fucking hate this faggot. We laugh at him so much that I sometimes forget how genuinely awful he is sometimes. People who whine publicly and beg for pity about how bad they feel for having done something bad make me extremely MATI. I'll take your hats.

"I'm a bad person uwu I'm so awful see I'm being so bad and making it all about myself uwu" is not an apology. It might even be the OPPOSITE of an apology, since you're making everything about how bad You feel that you hurt another person.
When normal, emotionally mature and responsible adults feel like they have wronged a loved one, they apologize and try to talk things out. Of course Kevin is none of those things so I don't know what I expected

Kevin is the scorpion in The Fable of the Frog and the Scorpion. After he stings, and his victim cries out, Kevin's excuse is "I'm a scorpion, what did you expect."

In his mind, it's the victim's fault for being stupid enough to trust him in the first place, not Kevin's fault for being an utter sociopath. He only tweets his faux remorse for the purpose of optics and so his followers will feel sorry for him.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

this is another example of the troon strategy of 'blow things out of proportion and argue for special rights'

yes people argue that they were justified in killing people because they were trans and fooled them*, but it's not a 'defence' any more than 'my victim was a high ranking member of the illuminati and Q told me to kill him' is a defence

you can make whatever retarded argument you want in defense, but trannies want to ban you from being able to even SAY it, because muh twansfobia, even though it literally never works

*these men are never actually fooled because they're always DL tranny chasers, but troons salivate over how THEY TOTALLY CAN'T TELL WE AREN'T CIS WOMEN

Trannies still seething over that Marine who toilet drowned a lady boy and Rodrigo pardoned him (as he should have)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

They're all going to die, aren't they. I wonder who go first, the goats or the alpacas?

I vote for the Tranchers because I can see the animals eating them out of desperation in the near future.

 

[Law]

what exactly is the justification for getting goats? they're not gonna raise em for slaughter (except through incompetence), they don't have dairy facilities and they don't even pretend to sell wool anymore

I really hope they didn't get them cause of Kevin's fursona.

Also surprised Kevin doesn't have a bee persona, given how into drone shit he is...

Well, the drone bees who sit around all day, mate with the queen, and get fed are male, so he can't be that, since transwomen are women. But female bees are all workers, so that won't do for Kevin either.

I'd wager even one of those cases costs more than three cases of boring old unflavoured water.

Why not drink tap water? And if they're off the grid for water, shouldn't they have a well? Having to buy Hurricane Maria style bottled water is so wasteful.

Maybe it might also be cause those contestants still look better than any of them ever could, and they KNOW they aren't women...

Drag queens also will wink knowingly at the audience, and talk about how hilarious wearing clown wigs and fake boobs is, and mock the fact that they're dudes.
Transwomen don't have a consenting audience, will tell you that wearing clown wigs and fake boobs is a sacred and solemn practice, and if you acknowledge that they're dudes they'll destroy your Gamestop or try to get you fired.
Drag queens are also often paid to be places, unlike transwomen.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Well, the drone bees who sit around all day, mate with the queen, and get fed are male, so he can't be that, since transwomen are women. But female bees are all workers, so that won't do for Kevin either.

If anything, Kevin is the fungal spores that sicken the bees and is a main contributor to the stricken hive's collapse.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Looks like Kevin broke up with Wedge.

 

[MissAnthropist]

God I fucking hate this faggot. We laugh at him so much that I sometimes forget how genuinely awful he is sometimes. People who whine publicly and beg for pity about how bad they feel for having done something bad make me extremely MATI. I'll take your hats.

"I'm a bad person uwu I'm so awful see I'm being so bad and making it all about myself uwu" is not an apology. It might even be the OPPOSITE of an apology, since you're making everything about how bad You feel that you hurt another person.
When normal, emotionally mature and responsible adults feel like they have wronged a loved one, they apologize and try to talk things out. Of course Kevin is none of those things so I don't know what I expected

I wonder what relationship drama is brewing at the Tranch. This bit about being useless coupled with the bit about him actually cooking basic food "all by himself" when Phil or Loathsome Dung Eater usually has to cook for him makes me wonder. If I didn't want to know what happens on the next episode of As The Amhole Turns I'd tell Kevvy to stfu and focus on changing his behavior rather than pissing out vague tweets about the situation. And God the sulking.

I know it's optimistic, but yeah, maybe Jen and Phil did realize how much easier life was while Kevvy was away. I don't know how it couldn't not have been.

ETA: apparently this is about Wedge, nevermind. Maybe Wedgie called him out on not being able to come out of his room to see him and Neck, but able to cross the ocean to see Chin.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Looks like Kevin broke up with Wedge.

You're never getting that thread now clown shoes!