DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Phil's recent unhinged rant on reddit and his tractors really does show how unhinged and bitter he is, especially over the fact Reddit is making fun of him. And of course he presents the demand of telling the detractors, illegal restreamers committing a crime, redditors, and internet shitheads to stop harassing him for two weeks. I thought you didn't pay attention to all the negative toxic hateful troll shit Phil? I thought it rain off you like water off a raincoat (Paraphrasing here, this is Howard Stern humor dood!)

Look at this guy, look at how excited he is with these pulls.

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The autistic clapping gets me, if there is any proof he is a gacha addict this is it.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Admissions by a mobile game addict
- only played gacha games, never "full games"
- plays them while drinking alcohol
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"Alright guys, ready to play the game today."
Edit. Ninja'd by @Piece of Peace
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Watching that video I was finally able to put two and two together, part of Phil's lore is that he has a collections of hundreds of DVDs

link:

Spoiler: Video

This was 8 years ago so I'm sure he has new ones now (I don't say more because I remember that he said that he sold some of them, but it's Phil so it might have been a lie used to claim he is so poor he has to sell stuff in his house). My point is that Phil has hundreds of movies and TV series, yet he doesn't remember any of them, in fact he remembers so little about them that sometimes he bought the same movie twice, so how is it that Phil doesn't remember anything of what he coomsumed? Because as he admitted in that video he is both drunk and playing mobile games while watching those DVDs.

"Multi-tasking" is almost never a real thing, you cannot listen to a video and read a book at the same time, you can read while you listen to classical music in the background or you can run while you listen to a podcast, but in the case of running putting one feet in front of the other doesn't require you to pay attention and in the case of reading while listening to classical music that type of music has no lyrics and is just relaxing background noise, you can't pay attention to a game and at the same time watch a movie, even more so if you consider that you are not a chameleon so you can't look both at your phone and TV at the same time so he ends up only looking at the phone screen, which means that at most he is just listening to a movie like SuperEgoMan would.

 

[capefear56]

Why does he like this Pac-Man schlock so much? He really really likes some of the most mindless, basic bitch stuff when it comes to video games, I swear.

It's like he's an actual pig when it comes to gaming taste.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

There's karma whores that are less obsessed with reddit than this 40 year old mature adult living a happy fulfilling life....jesus.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I like how Phil is saying he can only walk for 30 mins at a time at a "brisk pace" and he's winded and he's doing this specifically to "build his wind back up".

I thought this was the guy who could do 20 pushups in 25 seconds?

 

[capefear56]

The autistic clapping gets me, if there is any proof he is a gacha addict this is it.

He's just a gambling addict more generally. I've seen people clap for roulette spins and slot machines before. He's absolutely a gambler with zero self control.

And it's such a base, hedonistic vice to have at that. "Grug want shiny thing. Grug roll dice for thing. Grug excited when he wins shiny thing!" Like he's such a simple creature, in every way. No hobbies, no social life, not intellectually curious, not disciplined in any way. He just wants to exist, with an IV drip of gin and a slot machine next to his bed.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil did embrace and try to profit with gacha games with WWE Supercard. He posted on their forum, and was really trying to be the celebrity big shot there. I don't know what changed with WWE Champions.

He was accused of blowing all of his money on it while declaring bankruptcy, and because he was (and is) blowing his money that way, he had to deny playing it in order to get the very donations he was using to play it.

 

[capefear56]

There's an alternate reality where Phil embraces his addiction to Gatcha early enough to profit from it. His life could have been so different if he embraced mobile games from the start. He clearly enjoys the Gatcha aspect of Pacman, confirming nothing everyone already hasn't known. However its really showing a side of Phil that could have been a lucrative move for him. Too late though, at least from a Scopley perspective. No point giving this guy favorable odds and currency to blow, he's to profitable himself at this point. Passed the point of his own spending being greater than anything he could attract with an audience. It's bizarre yet not surprising, it all comes down to ego after all. He just couldn't be that guy, for whatever reason it was. It wouldn't have made him a better person but fucking wrestling and gatcha is so "good" for what he does as a streamer, hate to say it. Still a toxic greedy peice of shit but when take that away it's one of the few instances where while still forced, it does seem like something even casuals on the internet could enjoy. In the earlier days of the mobile addiction saga there would have been companies willing to back him and throw him free coins or bucks or grates or good odds. He's the ideal candidate to endorse this shit he genuinely likes the stuff. But now you can't cause who the fuck are you gonna bait bigger than a whale? Not saying he would have been anything admirable, but there's definitely a world far far away where he's making the same lucrative money other influences do off this shit and other gambling shames. Yeah he's toxic but no more or less than the rest of those degenerate losers that attract people with shit spending habits. He wouldn't be living it up in the hills but there's money in that shit. I know its been said before but wwe and pacman really soldify that notion he could have been setup with something nice if he didn't have some fake moral compass and faggy ego. Your to proud to become a mobile streamer, but not proud enough to not beg. He could still probably do it, it's not even too late. What a weird guy.

No company would endorse Isaac Heimler aka "The Guy" for their gacha game. Nor would his existing audience stick around if all he did was stream WWE Champions pulls all day. Other streamers would out-compete him for viewers if he tried to stream any of the major gacha titles, and the smaller ones like WWE Champions don't have an audience big enough to stream to.

 

[Lazycunt]

I like how Phil is saying he can only walk for 30 mins at a time at a "brisk pace" and he's winded and he's doing this specifically to "build his wind back up".

I thought this was the guy who could do 20 pushups in 25 seconds?

Build wind back up.... yeah like fuck he is walking 30 minutes a day and who fucking says I'm building my wind back up.

The only reason he played pacman is because it's free and he wanted to waste as much time as possible not actually playing a the game and browse menus instead while still claiming he's technically playing the game.

Typical bitch move from bitch boy

 

[LolCowCentral]

I'm more annoyed by Phil's new word "droves" he works into every tangent than anything else.

 

[Corpun]

I'm more annoyed by Phil's new word "droves" he works into every tangent than anything else.

Oh shit you're right.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans.. FOR THE VIEWS"


Only problem Phil is you're making a grand total $4 from the views off reddit while 10's of thousands of more people think your a scumbag. What a great trade-off.

And you posted once and then again when you thought your original comment got deleted on. You totally care.

How does he know they aren't new, first time viewers?

YOUR fault when WE don't reach the goals.
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Edit. Archived the horrifying shit @TheGreatWhiteNorth posted/linked.
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Did he already memoryhole that HE wanted to play this and move it to the day stream?

Just for archiving purposes:


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If some jerkoff at work had this shit on, I'd smash his computer or phone. Lie better Phail.

I like how Phil is saying he can only walk for 30 mins at a time at a "brisk pace" and he's winded and he's doing this specifically to "build his wind back up".

I thought this was the guy who could do 20 pushups in 25 seconds?

Wasn't he just bragging how he walked a mile in 20 minutes?

 

[PutridElephant]

Debunked

Time -3 for his local time.

 

[Iron Father]

"Please support" this phrase must be steadily climbing in usage on PigPigGo.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

IMO, the circumstantial evidence suggests that 1MM is PlanetJeff. Dude with more money than sense, actual fan, and someone who went completely radio silent after being doxxed.

Do we have a ballpark of how much money Jeff's donated by now? He was the tard who coughed up like $2,000 for the Jasper reveal yeah?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Debunked
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Time -3 for his local time.

lol. His first response is the immediate giveaway. Why would it be someone you haven't talked to? That makes even less sense than he has it on at work and not gotten beat up.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil did embrace and try to profit with gacha games with WWE Supercard. He posted on their forum, and was really trying to be the celebrity big shot there. I don't know what changed with WWE Champions.

He tried to do so in his clan until some detractors doxxed his clanmates and told them to kick him out, which they did. Secret covered this in his "2020 Worst Moments" video.

I wouldn't go too far into analyzing his behavior with the gacha and saying it's a gambling addiction from that alone. Lots of streamers open packs of cards on stream and sperg out when they get something good. The thing is they can regulate their behavior about it. Critikal got a lot of flak for doing Pokemon cards unboxings and he basically told everyone to shut the fuck up since he recoups the costs of the cards by selling them and they're a business expense anyway. Phil could not handle physical card unboxing like that since he would keep everything and never try to sell stuff to make back some money.

His behavior when doing shit like that is night and day, though. He seemed genuinely excited to play a gacha minigame compared to his usual listlessness. That is the giveaway.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

DSP confirms he has to beg to make money these days.

To everyone else thats a sure sign that the content isn't holding up anymore. Not DSP. Its emergency video time... only for the same shit to happen again.

Perpetual short-term help is Phil's life motto.

 

[actually]

Debunked
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Time -3 for his local time.

"He just tips around the same time every day"
Well, thanks to Phil for confirming that he willfully sits on 1MM's tips and that any time he hasn't added it, he's been hiding it.

 

[Dona Morte]

Don't ask me a personal question like that!
It could be twisted!