Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[alan thicke]

Xander is now a-hoggin the gunt.
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Horrifying to see that vickers has a poop-scoop thumbnail just like ralph.

 

[NoonmanR]

... Can Vickers stop being a fucking retard for 5 seconds and think about the kid instead of how he can ayyyylawg Ralph?

That poor bastard child and his mother are gonna get thrown to the curb once ralph stops being relevant. Just an absolute tragedy waiting to happen.

 

[Superchimp]

Madrid is quite nice and really safe, but it's Ralph... so who knows. It'd be pretty hard and you'd have to go far out of the way to get yourself in a dangerous situation in Madrid if you're a normal person. Other than the occasional typical street scam and pickpockets it's a really safe place. You'd have to wander far out of the tourist areas to get into the bad neighborhoods, it's definitely very different from lisbon where there's whores and drug dealers on every other corner.

I wonder how he spends his days in Lisbon. He's only streaming 2 hours every second day. Ralphs's cash must be burning real quick with all the African HIV prostitutes and legal drugs. A few more days of this and he will be harboring monkeypox, AIDS, swine fever and be labeled a biological risk by the WHO. To bad there is no Portuguese anon to keep track of him and keep us updated on his bug chasin.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder how he spends his days in Lisbon. He's only streaming 2 hours every second day. Ralphs's cash must be burning real quick with all the African HIV prostitutes and legal drugs. A few more days of this and he will be harboring monkeypox, AIDS, swine fever and be labeled a biological risk by the WHO. To bad there is no Portuguese anon to keep track of him and keep us updated on his bug chasin.

Hope he gets captured by WHO to do experiments on. The medical world needs to examine his gunt.

Spoiler: Minor PL

So I showed his gunt to a research fellow in the medical field and he called it horrifying and "how could that happen, it's the biggest bisection I've witnessed".

Ralph's gunt continues to be scientifically unexplainable.

 

[PaladinBoo]

New oinking hot off the twinkie rack
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1531000605556228099?cxt=HHwWhoCy0Y28mr8qAAAA

Shut the fuck up Ralph. We all saw those DM's that Gator and Faith posted. You live like a man who believes he is not long for this world. All you are doing with Vickers is posturing like a peacock to one up Vickers and save face. If you really cared about your kids you would be cleaning yourself up and getting healthy so you can see your kids grow up. Nor would you be vacationing by yourself for several weeks away from the baby you can see.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

I LOVE MY KIDS SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW ONE AND AVOID THE OTHER DO YA UNDERSTAND?"

I mean that is true love, what better gift could these kids have other than not being around this 500lb drug addicted alcoholic who may be clinically retarded. Their life expectancy is jumping every second he's out getting beaten into another race and not being around them.

 

[Meat Target]

Hope he gets captured by WHO to do experiments on. The medical world needs to examine his gunt.

Spoiler: Minor PL

So I showed his gunt to a research fellow in the medical field and he called it horrifying and "how could that happen, it's the biggest bisection I've witnessed".

Ralph's gunt continues to be scientifically unexplainable.

We can end world hunger with the corn yield from sacrificing the Gunt to He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If so it'd be a shame if some ayylawg dropped a dime on him.

Especially as he himself has stated that “Everything is fair game.” Okay then.

 

[AnOminous]

Even the dude vagrant holiday who has traveled all over europe says lisbon is the shittiest place he's ever been and the only place where he's had a problem, some drug dealer beat him for having a camera when offered coke.

Actual criminals know the last fucking thing they want to be on is a camera and anyone going around filming himself committing crimes is either a narc or retarded enough he will draw heat.

I wonder how he spends his days in Lisbon. He's only streaming 2 hours every second day. Ralphs's cash must be burning real quick with all the African HIV prostitutes and legal drugs. A few more days of this and he will be harboring monkeypox, AIDS, swine fever and be labeled a biological risk by the WHO. To bad there is no Portuguese anon to keep track of him and keep us updated on his bug chasin.

I hope he encounters the same people who kicked his ass the first time and they kick his ass again.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

New oinking hot off the twinkie rack
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1531000605556228099?cxt=HHwWhoCy0Y28mr8qAAAA

“The grandfather of my son” the hell kinda phrasing is that?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Xander is now a-hoggin the gunt.
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Clip your fucking nails you fucking man child.

 

[Under Arrest]

He should do a full world tour traveling around the world getting his ass beaten over and over again until he gets literally beaten retarded....

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

Is this an attempt to pass on the curse to another Ethan?
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What a weird projection; Metokur has gone after lefty loonies and retarded righties practically his entire "career". Ralph is so hung up on Metokur he has turned off the few active pickled neurons he has left regarding his past with Metokur.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

New oinking hot off the twinkie rack
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1531000605556228099?cxt=HHwWhoCy0Y28mr8qAAAA

So is Ralph just trying to pretend his "Faith, I'm throwing up black ooze! I'm gonna die soon, Faith! Suck my dick before I die of vomiting up black ooze, Faith!" texts didn't happen?

 

[BritBongsDadsPenis]

anyone post the ed edd n eddy edit yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtci2H9WRc

 

[Keystone]

I hope he encounters the same people who kicked his ass the first time and they kick his ass again.

Surely he's not retarded enough to try and hit up the same underaged prostitute(s) he did last time. Sueeeeyurely.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So is Ralph just trying to pretend his "Faith, I'm throwing up black ooze! I'm gonna die soon, Faith! Suck my dick before I die of vomiting up black ooze, Faith!" texts didn't happen?

Yes, it's his tactic. He pretends he's not a huge simp, not a retard, that he didn't abandon his first born son, that he's rich, smart, etc and his audience is genuinely retarded so they believe it

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yes, it's his tactic. He pretends he's not a huge simp, not a retard, that he didn't abandon his first born son, that he's rich, smart, etc and his audience is genuinely retarded so they believe it
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I think they believe Ralph in the same way they believe pro-wrestling storylines. Only the absolute retards think it’s real, the others don’t care it’s fake just because it makes them feel better about themselves.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Yes, it's his tactic. He pretends he's not a huge simp, not a retard, that he didn't abandon his first born son, that he's rich, smart, etc and his audience is genuinely retarded so they believe it
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And what does he do again with how he claims? Reveal it. No no, the Ralphamale would never do such petty thing!
Actually, no. Ralph is so dum dum to the point he reveals his true nature way too much that almost everyone who hates him already know his cheap tricks in hiding it. He prentends way too much, and fails at it immediately, he doesn't care about his family, especially to his first horsepig son, and see them as nothing so that Ralph could use his unhealthy spending habits for trips to Portugal so that he could get beaten up again and again, random trips on America and anywhere so that he can be extremely beyond retarded, even if he sees his audiences as nothing as well. Gunty is gunt after all.

 

[Sneed Halation]

Same energy