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If Chris was sent to live in Australia with Liam Grey for 5 years, that would be the optimum outcome.
Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition
- Thread starter Jack Awful
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If Chris was sent to live in Australia with Liam Grey for 5 years, that would be the optimum outcome.
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Gets out of prison.
”I AM JESUS!!!’‘ at tranny bar he goes to right away, get punched by a bouncer. Has a heart attack.
”Chris, good news, you survived the heart attack. But you will need surgery.”
Tries to beg for money and sell sex. Gets arrested again.
Dies after Mexican banger drop kicks him in the chest at the age of 54.
”I AM JESUS!!!’‘ at tranny bar he goes to right away, get punched by a bouncer. Has a heart attack.
”Chris, good news, you survived the heart attack. But you will need surgery.”
Tries to beg for money and sell sex. Gets arrested again.
Dies after Mexican banger drop kicks him in the chest at the age of 54.
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Why not let him have open internet access and let us do the monitoring?
Also, to everyone talking about asylums, even in the old days Chris wouldn't qualify. Asylums and sanitariums were for the extreme cases: basically those who were a threat to themselves or others, either through neglect or intent. Also for particularly embarrassing Kennedys.
Chris' case is not severe enough, and his family certainly isn't rich enough, for him to have been put in an asylum. Yes, Chris is weird and utterly amoral, he's horrible, but mostly he's just a lazy asshole.
tl;dr: Putting Chris in an asylum would only take space away from someone who might actually benefit from it.
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No. Keep both of them away from here
Living on the other side if the planet doesn't feel far away enough
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Because I want weens and smug bitches kept away from influencing him.
I guess there weren’t places to put poor dumb dumbs no one wanted to or could take care of, now you mention it. But we don’t want them on the streets either. What is to be done?
Australia has been so retarded lately that maybe the country deserves it. Sorry for the good people it would hit, but that’s how it goes.
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Tranch ranch, so he and Kevin can annoy each other with their self centered personalities. Also Chris won’t be soul bonding with anyone else’s granny if he gets an am hole
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he goes house to house trying to leech off of others, weens accept, every other normal human doesn't, its like that til the fat cunt gets struck by lightning or some shit. zap him to the extreme at the very least!
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Funniest joke i've heard all week, nobody is actually gonna put time and effort into canceling him on Twitter.
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Maybe Chris will start irl live streaming when he gets out of prison. Could join ip2. Would be much funner than his PS4 streams where he begs for money while Barb stands behind him looking like a mummified corpse.
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Put in the zoo. Chris would be happy there. Put a Nintendo in his “hide “ and for the rest of the day he could patrol the fence talking to patrons about sonichu, the trolls, and how he was really goddessjesus.
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he should be given formal apology from the police department and 100 thousand dollars in compensation
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I didn't say they should have open internet access. If anyone should be kept off the internet, it's weens etc.
That always takes money, regardless of when or where they're put, and that money represents the labor of responsible people that could be better spent elsewhere. Chris is a parasite. Putting him in some facility somewhere makes him officially a parasite, permanently. Or at least until the money runs out - have you seen the national debt lately?
The real trick is to make Chris self sufficient. Make him stop being a parasite. Bob understood that, but, for whatever reason, Bob barely even tried to make it happen. Bob actually crippled Chris' economic and social development (see below).
What indeed?
Every single case is unique. Chris is unique in that he has never, ever known suffering. Not true suffering. Chris has NEVER been hungry. Think about that for a second: not once in Chris' entire charmed 40 years has he ever been more than 24 hours from a meal. Even at his worst he has been warm and well fed. When he burned down 14BLC, the insurance company provided a house for him. When he got busted for motherfucking and Tom and Harriet disowned him, he had a nice, comfy van to stay in (which still wasn't good enough for Chris). Now he's fat and warm in jail. And behind it all, he has his tugboat (thanks Bob) to see to his needs and comforts.
People might wonder just why Chris never became a decent person, but it's simply because he never had to be. He lives in a world of dissatisfied wants, not needs.
That needs to change. Maybe Chris should spend some time on the streets. He should learn what it is to be truly cold and hungry. Everything else has been tried, so why not try actual suffering?
If people stop enabling him, if Chris finally learns the only alternative is misery on the streets, he'll bloody well sort glass.
And if he doesn't? If he still chooses not to? Well then, fuck him.
So the Idea Guys messed with his head? It was listening to his dick that got him into trouble. His addled head was only used to make insane excuses for his dick.
It's long past time to let his empty belly have the majority vote.
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Chris was really raised spoiled, and couldn't be bothered to work cause of his 'tism (and laziness). Comparing him to other autists who've learn how to adapt whereas Chris just got the tugboat and was left to his devices. Bob getting Chris through college was the biggest failure and it would've been best not to enroll him at all if Chris was still going to stay at home and play with his toys. Being on the street will teach Chris grit after decades of sloth. I doubt Chris would adapt and the first thing he would do when he's released is go to the nearest wifi and tweet for assistance. Chris really screwed himself over with his behavior. He was right: employers will do a background check and find this guy can't even be trusted lifting boxes. I wonder if Chris is aware by acting as he does, he purposefully doesn't want to find work because of it?
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“I’m making myself unemployable hmmm yeah” is possibly the cherry on top for him.
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The 'tism was always an excuse, never a cause. Borb used it as an excuse for their horrible parenting, and Chris uses it as an excuse for being horrible.
Anyone who assists him deserves what they have coming.
Chris need to become self employed. Collecting cans, sweeping streets for tips, that sort of thing. One doesn't rise to Junior Glass Sorter, Third Class, all at once.
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>Chris gets out of jail in August
>Goes to the closest McDonalds
>Eating too fast causes him to choke on a chicken nugget
>Dies
>Goes to the closest McDonalds
>Eating too fast causes him to choke on a chicken nugget
>Dies
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That implies Charlottesville's McDonald's won't ban a sex offender who fucked his own mom from their establishment. Subway, on the other hand...
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A more fitting ending if he larps close to an exposed powerline: "Zapped to the extreme."
Speaking of, I wouldn't doubt weens making and priniting signs of Chris with his mugshot and the description of him raping Barb and handing it out to establishments to tape infront of their windows. Kind of like the idea guys.