Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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SixPennyWalnut said:
Does Patrick really claim to have a 140 IQ?

That’s just…insane. Even for him. He’s a delusional narcissist with thoughts of grandeur but what the fuck?

For the record I don’t think a high IQ means you’re smart or successful, you probably are and probably will be but it’s not always the case. Scoring 140 is very difficult, though and he clearly does not have the mental acuity or tools to do it.

If he said 115 I think it would be pushing it, and that’s 1 standard deviation above average, 140 is fucking bananas.
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He probably took one of those free online I.Q. tests like Rich Vos did and got the same result.

I took three of them to waste time at work a couple years ago, purposely answered everything wrong on one of them, and they all came back in the 140 range.
 
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Why the fuck are you allowed to hide people's tweets? Jack Dorsey and the street shitter who took over really are fucking morons for not thinking it would be used to stifle debate
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Well, you see: in 2022 when Patrick Tomlinson says something monumentally stupid like "you can disable a tank with a paint balloon" and all of twitter tells him he's fucking stupid, that now counts as targeted harassment from white supremacists
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I don’t agree with your assertion about high school physics (it really depends on the school), but this I agree with. I’m fuzzy on the details of when he claimed this and the context. I’m sure it was hilarious.

PS Your avi is perhaps the best this site has ever seen.
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No non-AP physics class in any public high school would be calculus-based. The teacher could make the class more difficult by making the kids do dimensional analysis (i.e. convert feet to meters) but that's about it. What's noteworthy is that he took both chemistry and physics his senior year (unusual to take 2 science classes at the same time in high school). What likely happened there is while all the other kids took physics years prior, Patrick could not do so as he did not pass the requisite math class (algebra) to be able to take it. By the time he reached his senior year, he didn't have enough science classes on his transcript, and they just said "fuck it, throw him in. He's gonna fail anyway". If his mother wasn't working at the school and likely pulling some strings, he would have been sent to summer school or held back a year so that he could at least pass some of these classes.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any time Pat is childing at someone, you can calm yourself down from raging at his stupidity by just remembering he was literally qualified for the short bus, one of the dumbest people in his school, a retard who made Cartman look well adjusted.
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He’s also FAT.

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To celebrate 700 pages, here are some lovely new photos of Annabelle, bless her heart. The good news is that her physical resemblance to Pat is fading fast, thank God. The most recent pic is from two days ago:

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As you can see, she did not inherit Pat’s body type (morbidly obese). Computer says the resemblance to Pat will continue to fade, and she’ll continue to be a happy child with the best father and mother any child could want, child.

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That's a brute force problem. No thinking required, just a willingness to use his immense bulk to force the unfortunate child into the grinder.
The I Scream Man said:
Pretend we had another moralfag conversation about posting kids here -> [...]
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Maybe a friendly reminder about the private information tags? We don't need this guy poking around the farms. It's Piggy's friend Paul Weimer, who may have an alleged attraction to children.
 
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John_Smith said:
Maybe a friendly reminder about the private information tags? We don't need this guy poking around the farms. It's Piggy's friend Paul Weimer, who may have an alleged attraction to children.
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Putting large or long pictures behind spoiler tags is good forum etiquette on top of perhaps being less obvious to diddlers.

But the real moral issue is how people keep shopping Pat to look like he’s thinner than he actually is.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
To celebrate 700 pages, here are some lovely new photos of Annabelle, bless her heart. The good news is that her physical resemblance to Pat is fading fast, thank God. The most recent pic is from two days ago:

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As you can see, she did not inherit Pat’s body type (morbidly obese). Computer says the resemblance to Pat will continue to fade, and she’ll continue to be a happy child with the best father and mother any child could want, child.

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Her hairline is already receding and she has his fish mouth. She's still too young to attack with full force, but I don't see a bright future for Patrick's birthday sex trophy
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
Does Patrick really claim to have a 140 IQ?

That’s just…insane. Even for him. He’s a delusional narcissist with thoughts of grandeur but what the fuck?

For the record I don’t think a high IQ means you’re smart or successful, you probably are and probably will be but it’s not always the case. Scoring 140 is very difficult, though and he clearly does not have the mental acuity or tools to do it.

If he said 115 I think it would be pushing it, and that’s 1 standard deviation above average, 140 is fucking bananas.
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If that is his claim it is pure delusion. Someone in the 130 range is already considered to be in the extreme upper end, genius intellect. 140+ is inconceivably rare and puts that person into some of the highest, rarest intellects in humanity. We all have heard how he speaks, how he (badly) arguments and stumbles over his words and lacks any ability to navigate a conversation or verbal exchange in his favor (That court hearing was a gold mine) and then, of course, are his superior acts of intellectual prowess such as installing a fence backwards.

Patrick would be lucky if he scores a 90, we should just start calling him "85" like that character in Alien3.
 
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