Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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fat pat is spending memorial day taking creep shots of young men instead of being with his family. weird.
 
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SomervilleDan said:
BREAKING: Porsalin just announced he has begun work on a new Patrick Tomlinson documentary. 1000 pages here we come!

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This is truly great news.

For those of you unaware - Porsalin is an OG rascal who was around in the glory days of the subreddit. His reputation took something of a hit when it was discovered he was sucking his own dick on alt accounts but we don't talk about that. His original pig documentary got 50k+ views and is well worth watching if you want to get caught up on how piggle nips originally caught our attention...


My point as always, is that Patrick S Tomlinson is overweight.
 
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GeorgeApley said:
Powerlevel:

My grandma got a 142 on an IQ test she took at UC Berkeley in the late 1940s and she is the last person to think she is smarter than other people or hold her intelligence above anyone, that is something that emotionally secure high IQ individuals do not do. In fact, when she told me this a few years ago she kind of brushed it off and said "I have known people way smarter than me that were not good human beings."

Also, friends of mine who excelled in the maths and sciences both academically and professionally (my worst subjects, but not Pat level bad) have never flexed this on me, and when I talk about politics or history, areas where they aren't as good, they always seem to appreciate it and like the process of learning something new, which I do in turn when they explain or talk about fields where they know their stuff. Pat on the other hands acts like he is a complete polymath genius. I'll also add that these very intelligent people are the first to admit when they were wrong/made a mistake and are eager to learn what is correct/how to do something correctly, because they appreciate knowledge and the act of learning in itself.

My grandma isn't fat, either, and at age 92 still takes care of herself. Pat gave up on himself in his early 20s. Sad.
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Is she hot?
 
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Some of the people I most like to spend time with are some of the dumbest I know, academically speaking. There's having book smarts and there's being a functional human. Some people are both, some people are neither (Pat), most are only one out of two.

If you're a dumbass, own it, learn to take advice and be nice to people. Work on your charisma. You'll get way further with an attitude of being willing to learn from experts and smarter people than you than thinking you're the smartest guy in the room already, even if you actually are the smartest guy in the room.

Intelligence is the ability to learn, if you think you're too smart to learn you'll be no more effective at anything you do than a literal sped.
 
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I have a story to submit for the documentary.

One time there was an elite high society dinner and an elite high society woman was seated next to author and scholar Patrick S. Tomlinson who was well known for his parsimonious and measured use of words. During the dinner the woman told Patrick S. Tomlinson that she had a bet with another woman that she could get Patrick S. Tomlinson to say more than two words. Patrick S. Tomlinson replied "you win nothing, stalker."
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Ideas for the Fatrick documentary's name?
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His previous vid title "Problem Child" was pretty good, keeping with that theme maybe "Child's Play". Or some Peter Pan quote about childhood since Hook is his favorite movie and fitting given his personal state of arrested development, playing with plastic figurines at age 42 instead of raising his daughter and whatnot.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
His previous vid title "Problem Child" was pretty good, keeping with that theme maybe "Child's Play". Or some Peter Pan quote about childhood since Hook is his favorite movie and fitting given his personal state of arrested development, playing with plastic figurines at age 42 instead of raising his daughter and whatnot.
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I was going to suggest “Yes Child This Is A Patrick Sean Thomlinson Documentary” but Problem Child’s awesome.
 
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