Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Hype as fuck for the new Porsalin documentary, but I thought he'd have waited to see how the Quasi arc concluded before committing. I feel like that's gonna be a pretty climactic arc for our pig.

As for titles, I suggest 'Oopsie Doodles: The Ongoing Failures of Patrick S. Tomlinson'.

That's not how oopsie doodles works, stalker.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hype as fuck for the new Porsalin documentary, but I thought he'd have waited to see how the Quasi arc concluded before committing.

Oh, don't worry, by the time he finishes that video, Quasi arc will be long forgotten. I am not trying to be rude or condescending, but Porsalin usually takes his time.

does this mark a beginning of fatrick’s dmca abuse era?

Maybe, but not after the word "child" will be burned out on his smartphone's display, thanks to all new stalkers he is gonna have.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Imagine you're in a burning fertility clinic and there are 1000 embryos you could save and one baby but you can't save both. Also someone has just texted you "fatrick, my friend bet me $1000 you won't respond to this text. If you respond I'll get $1000!"

Do you save the embryos?

Do you save the baby?

Or do you furiously respond to the aTalker message as the baby burns to death and embryos are scorched?

 

[Molybdenum Jones]

Fat's question is retarded. t. professional philosopher.

The toddler has actual existence whereas the embryos have potential existence.

Douglas Hofstadter wrote about this at length. He was initially curious as to why we swat mosquitoes on a whim without giving it a second thought, and his conclusion was that any being's capacity for thought and reflection runs along a cognitive capability spectrum. The lights are on in our heads -- and, the more intelligent we are, the more conscious we are. But the mosquito, which has an intellect value somewhere arbitrarily close to zero, has a very dim bulb -- and one that we have no qualms about snuffing out.

Along those lines, the child is much higher on that spectrum than any collection of embryos. We realize this intuitively, which is why most people would choose to save the child. For the toddler has, among other things, a capacity for fear and suffering that the embryos do not share.

Another word about actual vs. potential existence: The embryo implantation success rate in IVF is about 20%. (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26777262/) IVF's overall success rate is higher, because multiple embryos are implanted and one or two of them might survive.

So, in the average case, 800 of those embryos are doomed. Of the 1000, only 200 will be born.

However, there is a very small but non-zero chance that none of the embryos will live. The toddler, however, is alive in the present. Even if the odds of [no children born from the lot of 1000 embryos] is as low as one in 1^1,000,000, it doesn't matter -- the proper thing to do is to save the life that actually exists in front of you with probability 1.

Another practical consideration lies in the fact that it's relatively easy to produce a fertilized embryo in a medical setting. ("Sir, will you jerk off into this cup again for us, please?") The actual dollar-value economic worth of the child, is higher than a collection of 1000 unactualized embryos.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

My suggestion was going to be "He is Fat and We Won't Sleep With Him: The Patrick S. Tomlinson Story"

Jizzy Man
Jiggly Man
Pig on Wire
Exit Through the Pepperoni Grinder
An Inconvenient Weight
20 Feet from a Non-Code Fence
March of the Bulls
Making a Bungler
The Big Fat
Downs and Gout in America

Just trying to stick with the documentary theme.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Fat's question is retarded. t. professional philosopher.

The toddler has actual existence whereas the embryos have potential existence.

Douglas Hofstadter wrote about this at length. He was initially curious as to why we swat mosquitoes on a whim without giving it a second thought, and his conclusion was that any being's capacity for thought and reflection runs along a cognitive capability spectrum. The lights are on in our heads -- and, the more intelligent we are, the more conscious we are. But the mosquito, which has an intellect value somewhere arbitrarily close to zero, has a very dim bulb -- and one that we have no qualms about snuffing out.

Along those lines, the child is much higher on that spectrum than any collection of embryos. We realize this intuitively, which is why most people would choose to save the child. For the toddler has, among other things, a capacity for fear and suffering that the embryos do not share.

Another word about actual vs. potential existence: The embryo implantation success rate in IVF is about 20%. (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26777262/) IVF's overall success rate is higher, because multiple embryos are implanted and one or two of them might survive.

So, in the average case, 800 of those embryos are doomed. Of the 1000, only 200 will be born.

However, there is a very small but non-zero chance that none of the embryos will live. The toddler, however, is alive in the present. Even if the odds of [no children born from the lot of 1000 embryos] is as low as one in 1^1,000,000, it doesn't matter -- the proper thing to do is to save the life that actually exists in front of you with probability 1.

Another practical consideration lies in the fact that it's relatively easy to produce a fertilized embryo in a medical setting. ("Sir, will you jerk off into this cup again for us, please?") The actual dollar-value economic worth of the child, is higher than a collection of 1000 unactualized embryos.

I was with you until your last paragraph. Producing sperm might be relatively easy, but I’ve heard it’s a pretty tough job to generate viable eggs that can be fertilised in vitro.

 

[thismanlies]

I still cry laughing reading your previous effort. Have you written others and I missed them? You are extraordinarily talented.

Thanks for the compliment.

I’ve written a short piece before about getting Fat Rick to do circus tricks by throwing pieces of baloney at him but that’s buried somewhere in the bowels of this thread. The only reason why I wrote my last one was because @AnOminous said something about people claiming to know lolcows so I was like “Welp, gotta shitpost.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick S. Tomlinson: Heavy with Child
Spare the Norm, Spoil the Child

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Some of the people I most like to spend time with are some of the dumbest I know, academically speaking. There's having book smarts and there's being a functional human. Some people are both, some people are neither (Pat), most are only one out of two.

If you're a dumbass, own it, learn to take advice and be nice to people. Work on your charisma. You'll get way further with an attitude of being willing to learn from experts and smarter people than you than thinking you're the smartest guy in the room already, even if you actually are the smartest guy in the room.

Intelligence is the ability to learn, if you think you're too smart to learn you'll be no more effective at anything you do than a literal sped.

I wouldn't say I'm smart, but I tested well academically; still never really "got" people until I figured out the best way is to genuinely try to learn something from them.

Returning for a quick fence update, he still hasn't done anything about it.

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What a misshapen and scaly creature, and the lizard stinks too.

So the wife does the work while the man stands around and takes pictures for Twitter likes? I ain't your papa, but seems wrong to me.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

I was with you until your last paragraph. Producing sperm might be relatively easy, but I’ve heard it’s a pretty tough job to generate viable eggs that can be fertilised in vitro.

Plus, the death of one child affects 1 family while the deaths of the 1000 embryos affects presumably 500 families who need medical assistance to conceive. For all we know from his scenario, that five year old's parents have another eight kids and can have more.

Plus plus, is this even a trolley problem? I thought the concept was "do nothing and x happens with some rationale that it's not your fault because it wasn't your place to intervene" vs. "take action and therefore a more active roll in the tragedy of y".

He's never got an honest answer from pro-life people to the question "would you rather kill one baby or a whole lot of 'em?"

Rick is an obese YA author, QED (Quasi's Evicting the Dullard)

 

[Slobs]

So the wife does the work while the man stands around and takes pictures for Twitter likes? I ain't your papa, but seems wrong to me.

After his previous fuck-up with the fence, and an atalker informing her about him literally salting the Earth, I imagine she decided against letting him do it.
Of course Patrick is a manchild with no sense of shame, so instead of quietly occupying himself out of sight he decided to uselessly hover around her while fucking around on his phone and even dragging the lizard outside to "supervise" her like it's some kind of toy.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I wouldn't say I'm smart, but I tested well academically; still never really "got" people until I figured out the best way is to genuinely try to learn something from them.

This is how smart people behave. Any scientist who makes concrete bold claims is a charlatan and not a real scientist (they may still be smart but they're liars if they claim their results are 100% concrete proof of something).

Smart people are careful not to dismiss the fact that their conclusions may very well be proven false. They also don't tend to brag about their intelligence, as they are aware of how much they do not know. Smart people also realize that learning is a life-long thing. You should never be done with learning and you should never dismiss someone you've just met as someone who has nothing they could teach you, because they probably do.

I'm not saying I'm smart either, I did well academically because of autistic interest in certain subjects so I never felt I was studying because I'd be reading the shit anyways. I'm just not a dismissive asshole.

edit: I don't remember the aTalker calling him out on his garden destroying strategy. Was that in a text screenshot or something?

 

[Molybdenum Jones]

Plus, the death of one child affects 1 family while the deaths of the 1000 embryos affects presumably 500 families who need medical assistance to conceive. For all we know from his scenario, that five year old's parents have another eight kids and can have more.

Plus plus, is this even a trolley problem? I thought the concept was "do nothing and x happens with some rationale that it's not your fault because it wasn't your place to intervene" vs. "take action and therefore a more active roll in the tragedy of y".

It is unlikely to be 500 families. And it is a relatively simple procedure. They take ~10 eggs per IVF cycle, fertilize them in a step which has a roughly 80% success rate, and select the best fertilized eggs for implantation, which itself has about a 20% success rate per fertilized embryo. (So, in an average clinic, 1000 fertilized eggs would mean 125 families undergoing IVF, which would result in 50-70 children.) There's no surgery involved, no overnight hospital stay, extremely minimal risk, and the costs are reasonable.

The embryos, prior to implantation, have a few hundred cells in total. The average adult mosquito has roughly 250,000 brain cells. In fact, c. elegans has about as many brain cells as the average pre-implantation fertilized embryo has cells in total. If those embryos have life at all, it is potential rather than actual; they have zero cognitive capacity; and in each individual case that potential is rather low -- each embryo's odds of survival are roughly 20% if all goes perfectly well.

So each fertilized egg has only a roughly 20% chance of coming into existence as a conscious entity. The toddler, however, already has some measure of consciousness, a keen sense of pain and hunger, and a vague sense of time.

We feel this intuitively even if we don't know how to express it, which is why Fat thinks that it's a "gotcha" type of question. "T-they don't know why they would pick the child, haha I got 'em!"

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

….

It is unlikely to be 500 families. And it is a relatively simple procedure. They take ~10 eggs per IVF cycle, fertilize them in a step which has a roughly 80% success rate, and select the best fertilized eggs for implantation, which itself has about a 20% success rate per fertilized embryo. (So, in an average clinic, 1000 fertilized eggs would mean 125 families undergoing IVF, which would result in 50-70 children.) There's no surgery involved, no overnight hospital stay, extremely minimal risk, and the costs are reasonable.

The embryos, prior to implantation, have a few hundred cells in total. The average adult mosquito has roughly 250,000 brain cells. In fact, c. elegans has about as many brain cells as the average pre-implantation fertilized embryo has cells in total. If those embryos have life at all, it is potential rather than actual; they have zero cognitive capacity; and in each individual case that potential is rather low -- each embryo's odds of survival are roughly 20% if all goes perfectly well.

So each fertilized egg has only a roughly 20% chance of coming into existence as a conscious entity. The toddler, however, already has some measure of consciousness, a keen sense of pain and hunger, and a vague sense of time.

We feel this intuitively even if we don't know how to express it, which is why Fat thinks that it's a "gotcha" type of question. "T-they don't know why they would pick the child, haha I got 'em!"

That’s wonderfully concise about the science behind it, but his viral tweet (which he stole anyway) was a ham fisted false equivalency about the ethics of abortion.

I don’t really know where I stand on it, I don’t really care one way or the other - but it’s like anything there’s 50 shades of grey and it’s not a black and white binary question like Pig thinks it can be distilled to.

I’ve paid for a girls abortion when I was young and I didn’t care at all about snuffing that potential life out, I was relieved and still am. She was a train wreck, then at the same time I also know for a fact lots of low class women use abortions like a form of contraceptive and that shouldn’t be encouraged, either.

I would wager the vast majority of people approach it with common sense, there should be a cut off point, there should be allowances for the worse case scenario’s, it shouldn’t be puritanically made illegal in all cases at all stages. It’s just a shame you can’t have a national consensus on what that common sense should look like without big fat retards like Patrick screaming intolerant nonsense.

 

[Post Reply]

Ideas for the Fatrick documentary's name?

Trolley of Folly, the Tale of Pat Thomas

 

[Akashic Retard]

Ideas for the Fatrick documentary's name?

My submission:
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Child: The Fatrick Tomlinson Story

 

[Neko GF]

Fatrick forgot to take his meds and has gone full 2016 mode-

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About that, Fatrick... there is still 0 evidence to prove that Russia had any involvement with the 2016 election.

Out of all the things they can after Trump with, tards like Fatrick continue to try and push this narrative.

"MINDLESSLY FOLLOW THE DEMOCRATS, CHILD!"

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He makes 4 years of Trump sound like Pol Pot's Cambodia.

Hillary simping:

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[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Exit Through the Pepperoni Grinder

Fatrick forgot to take his meds and has gone full 2016 mode-
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About that, Fatrick... there is still 0 evidence to prove that Russia had any involvement with the 2016 election.

Out of all the things they can after Trump with, tards like Fatrick continue to try and push this narrative.

"MINDLESSLY FOLLOW THE DEMOCRATS, CHILD!"
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He makes 4 years of Trump sound like Pol Pot's Cambodia.

Hillary simping:
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They fail to find any evidence against trump for 4 years: "keep going, indict Trump, it has to be done!"
They fail to convict the single person they've charged connected to Hillary: "Give it up already, this is sad.

Do they not ralize this just makes it look like they are afraid of what Durham is going to find?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

They fail to find any evidence against trump for 4 years: "keep going, indict Trump, it has to be done!"
They fail to convict the single person they've charged connected to Hillary: "Give it up already, this is sad.

Do they not ralize this just makes it look like they are afraid of what Durham is going to find?

There's no thinking going on what so ever. They have the moral high ground and are always right even when they break the rules because real life is a marvel movie and there's good guys and bad guys and that's it don't have to use your brain at all.

I love how he says son like that. What an asshole. Deadbeat dad calling people son.


edit: sorry forgot to mention how fat he is jesus christ he thinks he can fix the world he can't even get in shape and fix a fence.

 

[Pickle Built]

Damn I knew Patty was fat, but I didn't think he'd be fat enough to eat all our colors