DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

If you are concerned whether someone who is not part of your life is happy you need more happiness in your own life. Don’t fall into that trap. For every second you spend thinking about Phil you should spend an hour improving your life or thinking of ways to improve someone else’s. Don’t busy yourself with whether Phil is happy or not; he is or he isn’t, and ultimately what you’re wanting is something you can never have, which is indisputable proof that an asshole hates his life. You can never know another person in that way and, if you could, would you want Phil to be one of the people you’d know?

Happy Memorial Day, everyone. Have a drink or a toke and leave the salt mines, the literal and figurative ones, for some other time.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil bringing up Fraggle Rock. Phil, we get it, you're a boomer and your audience doesn't even know what you're talking about.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Feel free to cite this as dumb or autistic but he really can't just keep doing what he is doing. DSP just needs a new "schtick" and if he had a green screen it would be easier.

Think about if every day he impersonated another streamer. He loves hats and dressing up so one day he wears a wig, mustache, big glasses, and a red vest and is Dr D.

Another day he wears a blue wig and dabs on the haters and does the floss.

Another day he wears a monster energy hat and plays sea of thieves and is summit 1G.

The possibilities are endless and the the green screen could emulate their streamer offices.

Heck - he could even do a keemstar day.

It would require minimal effort other than dressing up a little more and uploading backgrounds in the green screen.

He could get a few weeks out of it and drum up some cash and maybe get some more notoriety on youtube and reddit which would broaden his viewer base.

It may be stupid but people would tune in and his retarded paypigs would shove out the lul bucks.

Look how successful the Vest streak was.

Good thing he is lazy! Keep playing pac man. What's next? Contra?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

mmm. saw some complaints about how much this subforum sucks dick because everything is in the main thread, which i don't exactly disagree with.

would it be reasonable to start making threads for each individual playthrough he does to organize that better? only problem with that is then i don't know what the point of the main thread would be.

i just do think it's vaguely annoying that everything gets lost here like tears in the shower. for example, if i hadn't been here on that day i legit would've never known phil played outerwilds. never saw his vids, don't check his twitter and it was only posted about like, 6 times.

the divinity thread worked out well, sifu thread may've done good too. just food for thought, i suppose.

No it would not be reasonable to force your autism onto others and make everyone click on 9000 different threads instead of one just to keep up. Go get an adderal prescription before I'm forced to hit you with a rolled up newspaper

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

The whole "he is unhappy" is a retarded cope. We're all different, we all enjoy different things. I used to believe the "he's unhappy because he's begging" meme, but the more I think about it the stupider it sounds. Begging for money is a casual thing for him, and why wouldn't it be after ten plus years? Any pride he had is long gone.
He was never a bloke that would go out to party, hike, seek company or adventures. He would go out to eat, waste money and be a lazy fat git. Now he just orders his food, and throws money at WWE Champions and not at statues. Fuck all has changed, zero growth. Phil shows absolutely no wish to grow as a person, change or leave his comfort zone.

I don't think people think he's unhappy because he begs, that's just how he operates his business. People think he's unhappy because he has a shit life, and while that is true Phil isn't even human anymore and has become so detached from reality to understand how bad his life actually is. He is a husk of a person that has long long since given up on life who only exists to consume doordash and jpegs. As long as he can do that he's perfectly content. I can't stress enough how psychologically damaging it is to live like he has with zero legitimate human interaction. He only leaves his office once a week and only that is to pick up groceries and liquor, he is literally living in a false reality that he has constructed for himself. What a normal person like you and I consider happy is not the same he would. That's why I'm still here despite the boring no-arc phase we're in, because his behavior as of late is some of the most bizarre shit I've ever seen, I consider this a psychological experiment at this point.

 

[JimiHendrix]

No it would not be reasonable to force your autism onto others and make everyone click on 9000 different threads instead of one just to keep up. Go get an adderal prescription before I'm forced to hit you with a rolled up newspaper

aye, mate. much easier to have a 11812 page thread where everything is thrown in half hazzardly.

want to read about sifu? good fuckin' luck mate, you'll needah sort through the search function of both threads and filter out every reference.

the point of a subforum is to divide the content into threads, if we just have one giant thread that contains everything, then we can get rid of the subforum and move phil's thread into the lolcow section.

but hey, don't take my word fer it, I'm just repeating what Null said and it's his god damn site.

 

[blahblahblah678]

This nigger wop is begging his paypigs for money to buy Mexican food tomorrow. Real successful, huh?

 

[bajagoogoo]

I don't think he is happy. He bites his nails regularly and as soon as someone mentions (or trolls) that tips aren't working he is visibly panicking. This to me is someone who is dealing with insane amount of anxiety. I don't think someone who's this anxious is happy.

People with as many vices as Phil has are rarely happy. Especially when there's an obstacle that prevents them from feeding those vices.

The thing is, this is the best thing that can happen to him. Phil needs to be cut off and hit rock bottom before he will wake up and recognize he has a problem.

Unfortunately, his cult are too indoctrinated. They'll support him to his next bankruptcy without questioning anything he does.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[Paladin Derich]

>People don't pay to get something out of it
The pignosis is off the fucking chain today. A literal fucking cult.

 

[arrivefriday]

The whole "he is unhappy" is a retarded cope. We're all different, we all enjoy different things. I used to believe the "he's unhappy because he's begging" meme, but the more I think about it the stupider it sounds. Begging for money is a casual thing for him, and why wouldn't it be after ten plus years? Any pride he had is long gone.
He was never a bloke that would go out to party, hike, seek company or adventures. He would go out to eat, waste money and be a lazy fat git. Now he just orders his food, and throws money at WWE Champions and not at statues. Fuck all has changed, zero growth. Phil shows absolutely no wish to grow as a person, change or leave his comfort zone.

I think he's unhappy because he's an incredibly toxic person, an alcoholic, a gambling addict. I just can't see anyone with that sort of baggage being content with their life.
It might be biased of me to say this but when he talks about how happy he is, it just comes off as a massive dose of Copium on his part, like we know his circumstances and we know what DSP used to be, in regards to popularity and money-making, and for someone who pretty much only cares about money and have narcissistic tendencies, it's very unlikely that he's happy.

Obviously none of us can know for sure but it sure is fun to speculate.

 

[PieceofShet]

I think he's unhappy because he's an incredibly toxic person, an alcoholic, a gambling addict. I just can't see anyone with that sort of baggage being content with their life.
It might be biased of me to say this but when he talks about how happy he is, it just comes off as a massive dose of Copium on his part, like we know his circumstances and we know what DSP used to be, in regards to popularity and money-making, and for someone who pretty much only cares about money and have narcissistic tendencies, it's very unlikely that he's happy.

Obviously none of us can know for sure but it sure is fun to speculate.

Not to mention he has the thinnest skin and he gets upset from the smallest insult.

PLUS he hold grudges from many years ago. He is a sour person.

 

[RetardOfYore]

The whole "he is unhappy" is a retarded cope. We're all different, we all enjoy different things. I used to believe the "he's unhappy because he's begging" meme, but the more I think about it the stupider it sounds. Begging for money is a casual thing for him, and why wouldn't it be after ten plus years? Any pride he had is long gone.
He was never a bloke that would go out to party, hike, seek company or adventures. He would go out to eat, waste money and be a lazy fat git. Now he just orders his food, and throws money at WWE Champions and not at statues. Fuck all has changed, zero growth. Phil shows absolutely no wish to grow as a person, change or leave his comfort zone.

You can do the things you love and still be unhappy, its called depression and signs of it are the same no matter who you are. If just doing the things you liked made people happy then no one would ever commit suicide. Also its pretty ironic how you think recognizing that he is unhappy is the cope when everything dsp says about himself is an actual coping mechanism. He streams in a dingy small room but its a "business", he is too much of a pussy to have a kid so in stead a cat is his "family", he couldn't satisfy his younger gf(physically or emotionally) so his less attractive horse downgrade is his "soulmate". His entire life and the way he carries himself is him coping with his shortcomings as a person.

Lets look at phils behavior
No interest in having sex - proof from his past relationship and lets be real no one is hopping into bed with kat besides tyrone
Unhealthy addictions - gatcha, alcohol, video games, fast food
Isolation - no friends, no desire to have friends, spends most of his time in one room
Feelings of hopelessness - do I even need to say? Sky is falling if he doesn't reach tip goals which is a manipulation tactic for getting more tips but the point is he does worry about it

Those are all textbook examples of obvious signs of depression. Now I'm just a lowly EMT but I'm pretty sure any doctor or therapist would say that how dsp acts isn't the normal behavior of someone who is happy.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Credit to an1337 for Islamic content:

 

[Snakebottom]

Anyone catch what Snowkarl wrote to piss him off so much?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil is retarded. Surprise.

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[Wasabi Panda]

hold on, did I get too close to the vortex infecting me with gout brain or did he say this exact same thing when he found out about the John and Howard video, same shit about he didn't know they felt this way, same shit about how they should have come to him privately, same shit with attempting to make them look like the assholes cause they made a video to the public instead of coming to him and ofc the same play the victim bullshit?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You can do the things you love and still be unhappy, its called depression and signs of it are the same no matter who you are.

You fucking what mate? Phil is not depressed.
Also, being unhappy doesn't make you depressed.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

It's amazing how laughably generic these Holiday tweets get.

I'm surprised my computer doesn't adblock his whole Twitter page. If he isn't begging, he's tweeting some idiotic hot take or tweeting some of the most generic shit, without a hint of personality, nuance, or empathy. Phil is literally a fat retarded robot.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

One of his most unhinged begs ever: