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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 44.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 9.7%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 46.2%
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EyeGuy said:
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lol. youā€™d think 50k is pennies for the way ralph talks about his earnings. didnā€™t have the money to help his mom but has no problems flying down to vegas every other month and dropping 80 dollars on steak and who knows how much gambling
 
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He doesn't actually care about Xander, this is all about his grudge with the Vickers. The only reason he even wants visitation is because he would consider it a win over the Vickers and something that would piss them off. He has no interest in providing for either of his children, he never even set up a nursery for Rozy, Meigh's parents had to throw her a baby shower and buy her baby-shit like a carseat and bassinet because Ralph couldn't be assed.

He doesn't think about getting Xander a gift that would make Xander happy or something that could be useful in taking care of his son, he probably hasn't had a single thought like "is Xander happy?" "is Xander safe?" "are they taking good care of him?" he only thinks "if I get Xander a gift then Faith or Vickers could use it to get a win against me". Ralph is a horrible narcissist who has no empathy for his own children.
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He seems to only act out of spite. I'm pretty sure he's broken all 10 commandments at this point. But CHRIST IS KANG and 5 star days.
 
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Prinz ScheiƟenherz said:
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"Everything's Fair Game" says the raging pig who cries over being swatted, assaulted, and having corn cobs thrown in his front yard.

If I was writing a book or a tv show and I had to come up with a character that constantly made problems for himself by not keeping his fucking mouth shut, I don't think I could come up with Ralph. I'd get to the part where he goes back to Portugal to get a second ass kicking and I'd be forced to ask myself "Am I making my character too ridiculous?"
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Oh she definitely doesn't have a bedroom 100% "she's just an infant she don't need a room". Besides their shitbox is so small with ralph's bootleg streaming studio there's legit no room left, except for tucking her away in this little crawl space.
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Don't tell me Ralph locks Rozy up in that attic crawlspace. Please.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Is he admitting that he's poor? Or did he just not care enough about his mother to stop her from being murdered by the American healthcare system? In fact, if I had to guess, it's probably both, if you wanna know the truth of it.
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Ralph wonā€™t admit heā€™s broke until heā€™s standing in front of a family court judge explaining why he canā€™t afford $1100 a month support payments.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Ralph loses it after Gator claims in a Fediverse post that Gunt abandoned Sandra while she was dying:
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Didn't have "50 grand", I thought you made 1.1k-1.3k a stream, Ralph. Would the lawsuit really be that expensive?

So he went from MAYBE 2 out of 90 days to ZERO out of 90 within minutes. So was it "maybe" or a definite zero, Ethan. Which one? Countless hours? So how many hours did he take out of his long streams to make ends meet? I remember people saying he should take time off for a month, that turned into barely a week.

He also keeps bringing up vax, and when challenged, he blames the CDC and the hospital and claims even if he got it, it wouldn't matter. The amount of inconsistencies we have. Ralph is a lying pig and he contributed to the death of his mother.
 
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Beavis said:
Ralph wonā€™t admit heā€™s broke until heā€™s standing in front of a family court judge explaining why he canā€™t afford $1100 a month support payments.
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He still wonā€™t admit heā€™s broke heā€™ll just say ā€œactually Iā€™m just a financial genius and my Manhattan ex-Jew friend helped me make it LOOK like Iā€™m poor when Iā€™m really not. He also helped make me look fat and ugly when actually Iā€™m hot and cool.ā€
 
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Famke Slamssen said:
lol he censored "faggot"
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After he was big man about censoring himself on Keemstars stream :story:

Ralph has an account on the fedi via Dick's paypig instance. He can directly answer Gator's allegations. But he is to much of a bitch to do that so he caps it and hollers on Twitter where he knows Gator can't respond. There is no Twitter jannies to protect him on Poast. ARREST HIM! BAN HIM!

Ralph's cowardliness knows no bounds. In real life, and on the internet.

Gators timeline: https://kiwifarms.cc/users/AJINePUJgeFEmJbF7A


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Is this nigger really trying to flag shit down on the feddi? :lit:

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