DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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"This guy became a member but has a picture of disgusting titties you have 5 minutes to change that."
Wait you like bewbs? What are you gay, hah!! *nervous shifting and eye contact* Only immature idiots like bewbs *chews on nails*

WOAH DOOOD!!! It's a giant cock and balls, ack ack ack!!! *looks at camera and dances*

"King Kong's giant schlong, ack ack ack that name!!"
 
Skimmed the last few pages, so apologies if this is reposting what others said. Here's my 2 cents regarding Phil's unhappiness.

Definitely think he's unhappy, but not because he has no friends or a gambling problem. Dude's a hermit, and if anything, gambling is what brings him happiness, that's why he got addicted.

But I think what makes him unhappy is his entitlement. Phil desperately wants to be seen as a highly respected ultra pro gamer. That's why he has his mall trophy and 4th place win. I think it's also part of what fuels his gambling, as well as why he likes achievements so much and randomly chooses to 100% things. Or why he reads guides and pretends he didn't so he can act like he just ultragamed through Elden Ring bosses. It's also why he got so pissed off at TIHYDP and similar videos. Or why he rage quits games/insists it's never his fault when he makes a mistake, because how could god gamer Phil ever press the wrong button or not react fast enough?

The other reason I think Phil is unhappy is his bitterness. There are few things Phil is legitimately good at, but holding a grudge is one of them. Look at how fast he jumped on Pro-Jared all because Jared made a joke about him years ago. Same with his hatred for PewDiePie, or, hell, people like Ninja who I don't even think ever mentioned him once. I think their slip ups do make him happy, but given they are generally successful, they live rent free in Phil's head, contributing to his overall unhappiness. I also think Phil legit gets upset when his debunks fail to convince anyone, or when his "clever" insults fail to shut people down. Dude wants to be an alpha chad, but even his wheelchairs barely give him respect. I think that's why he gets off on having an apology fetish.

So, yeah, those things contribute to Phil being unhappy. He also seems fairly miserable when he's streaming in most cases, partly for the above mentioned reasons. I think slow contributions can sometimes make him unhappy, but I don't think him begging automatically = unhappiness. I think the dude is just used to begging and doesn't know any other way to stream. Outside of stream, he's probably pretty happy, if he isn't rage scrolling through Twitter. Dude is really simple to make happy, all he needs to do is order fast food and as long as it arrives on time/isn't BK, he's seemingly ecstatic to stuff his face. And we know he's playing Champions outside of stream, and the few times a gacha game has been streamed, it's notable how excited he gets.

All the other stuff, like his failed marriage and not having friends and whatever, I understand the logic of thinking why those would upset Phil. But you make the mistake of thinking from a normal person perspective. Phil is not normal and his priorities are so skewed compared to anyone else.
 
Outside of stream, he's probably pretty happy
He is happy when, and only when, he's gambling or eating.

If Phil woke up tomorrow and he magically had a billion in the bank, respect, friends, status, and a 10/10 bikini model wife who loved him, you know what would be going through his mind?
"5 minutes till I can pull WWE Champions. 4 minutes 55 seconds till I can pull WWE Champions. 4 minutes 50 seconds..."

Addiction is a private hell.
 
That and his insistence on him appearing to be busy. "I wish I had time to be bored."

Phil, have you even watched your streams lately?

His constant claims of busyness always pair well with his "Kat and I sat around bored" that get peppered in mysteriously between the constant supply runs to the pet store when asked about his days off
 
I like his rant on the prestream where he said something along the lines of "I can't show you proof of 1MM's tips because that would basically dox him and give his personal information out".

But I thought Phil doesn't see your PayPal information?

:thinking:
That is hillarious because people were asking him "hey, are you 1mm" and his immediate defense was "No. Because I can see his e-mail. I can't show you so I don't dox him." I love it when his deboonks are basically "bro trust me" as if it's impossible for him to lie. Such a weak deflection.
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Someone says "I like the streams but that was cringe."
Phil insults him so the guy in chat insults him back. The guy was of course banned immediately after and Phil talked about how he baited that fan into making fun of him so he could ban him. Hats off Phil no wonder your audience will never grow.
I feel like he's been getting more toxic lately. He bends the knee more and more to people who pay him. If a dent tells him to stop begging, he does. He has grown more reliant on dent funds. But in return he is acting more crazy and angry towards regulars. This and the boobs pfp guy for example.
 
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There are few things Phil is legitimately good at, but holding a grudge is one of them. Look at how fast he jumped on Pro-Jared all because Jared made a joke about him years ago.
I'm sorry, I know I'm always autistic as fuck about clarifying this whenever it comes up, but for some reason it just really kicks sand down my canyon (not you, you're awesome & A+ post as always.)
And I'm not kidding, see? Triggar'd AF.
But:

The ProJared horseshit was not a grudge, it was a LARP. And it led directly to the vile & still-infamous Mye Despreshin/Debunk'd Stream™️.

He had no clue who PJ even was, let alone the synapses to have been able to detect & single out anyone in the sea of the entire internet soblolling at him in the wake of The Fappening.
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Until he decided to pretend that he did:
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Ergo, compulsive liar & addled retconning faggot, who then used this to exploit actual mental illness to blameshift his trashtier behavior up to that point. It was vomits, even by his standards. Probably his worst up until the Jasper UTI fuckery he pulled last summer. By my metrics. (REEEE.)

I'm sorry. I know this is but a whisper of your overarching point, but, told you. On this one, I get fuckin weird. Gloss over the link up there if you think I'm just self-deprecating. Hyperturboutism.

🤷‍♀️ Carry on, please.
 
Phil is very secure in his marriage and they love each other and there's no jealousy and Phil is mature and you're a fucking clown if you think otherwise.
I wonder if deep down inside he thinks it was the porn watching that cost him Leanna. Now he thinks that if he even glances at another woman Keht is going to storm out.
 
I wonder if deep down inside he thinks it was the porn watching that cost him Leanna. Now he thinks that if he even glances at another woman Keht is going to storm out.
Honestly I don't know WHAT to make of this anymore. Bottom line is: he's just acting retarded on purpose. Normally I would agree that Khet put the ban on Phil looking at anyone else but he recently reacted and talked about Panda which is normally a big no-no in the goutsphere. Then again, he also spazzed out when she popped on screen so maybe that was him feigning disgust??? If we are to believe that Khet is so jealous that Phil isn't allowed to even think of other women, then it doesn't add up. Also, this would imply that Khet is actually watching all his streams or listening in on him to make sure of it which I seriously doubt. It could be a LARP he keeps up because his parents watch his streams? Maybe an incel denthead behind the scenes payed him to do it. Who even knows at this point. If Khet watched his stuff she would also have been made aware that Phil let that one whale talk shit about her because he pays a lot. I seriously doubt she gives a shit. It could be just Phil trying to keep up this psychotic LARP that he is disgusted by females other than his wife but I have no fucking idea at this point. Chalk this up to "DSP tisms that he does for no discernible reason"
 
The whole "he is unhappy" is a retarded cope. We're all different, we all enjoy different things. I used to believe the "he's unhappy because he's begging" meme, but the more I think about it the stupider it sounds. Begging for money is a casual thing for him, and why wouldn't it be after ten plus years? Any pride he had is long gone.
He was never a bloke that would go out to party, hike, seek company or adventures. He would go out to eat, waste money and be a lazy fat git. Now he just orders his food, and throws money at WWE Champions and not at statues. Fuck all has changed, zero growth. Phil shows absolutely no wish to grow as a person, change or leave his comfort zone.
I don’t know how anybody could be happy and anxiety free knowing their entire livelihood Is built on a flimsy deck of cards of begging daily for money. Gotta respectfully disagree dude
 
I wonder if deep down inside he thinks it was the porn watching that cost him Leanna. Now he thinks that if he even glances at another woman Keht is going to storm out.
It's probably a mix of things. Cheating gold diggers tend to be jealous and controlling because, fuck, if a new tastier mark came their way, THEY would hop on that chance first thing, no regrets and no questions. So some of it, at least, is Phil being whipped. Other than that Phil has expressed distaste a couple times at how everything was always about sex with Panda.

To give a short version of it, I think Phil is sex averse because Panda was too much for him to handle and made him ragequit sex. Kat's much better for him because their relationship isn't mostly about love and sex, it's about money and convenience, two things that Phil can actually handle.

If all you want is a soulmaid, grooming a spergy potato from Michigan is a much better idea than grooming an 18 year old nympho. Panda clearly wore the pants in their relationship. I don't think it's a stretch to assume that Phil got thoroughly and utterly cucked because her needs were just not taken care of at all.

But as weak and whipped as Phil obviously is, he's the one who's holding all the cards. Phil can just yeet Khet back to podunk Michigan at any point, he's spending all his money on gacha so she gets jack shit, and he acquired the Wakhando before marrying her, so it's probably safely in his possesion. So yeah, I'd buy Kat being insecure about Phil switching her for literally anyone else because she's basically just a step above a pet. She doesn't even cook or clean, and all she brings to the relationship is enabling Phil to claim he's not an asexual sperg who jacks it to the Hulkster. They're obviously not fucking, but I doubt Phil even wants to bake the penne in her potato oven.

And Phil has flexed this a couple times talking to fans on Twitter. One of the easiest ways to get him to answer fast as lightning through any social media is to have a female account name and avatar, to this day. He's not Mike Pence, he says.
 
I don’t know how anybody could be happy and anxiety free knowing their entire livelihood Is built on a flimsy deck of cards of begging daily for money. Gotta respectfully disagree dude
Fair point, but everyone could lose their job or get into some accident that fucks them up. Phil's deck of cards is built quite well mate. Even if he lost his whales, detractors would step up. Just look at every single other time.
Just recently the gifted members. Or still to this day troll tipping to call him out on something stupid that he ignores.
 
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