Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnOminous]

John is never at his most delicate and feminine than he is when mimicking the noises of copious ejaculation.

I imagine his severed cock getting hard in its formaldehyde bath.

Either John has a memory like a sieve, or he's pulling shit out of his ass again to justify his moronic point.

Brain fog from pickling his brain in a witch's brew of troon drugs, Ambien and Nyquil. That or he's such a narcissistic, sociopathic piece of shit he really doesn't recognize other people except as objects that are either useful or in the way. I could name easily a dozen doctors alone from my childhood and I was not even particularly ill.

I honestly think John is a retard who lives in an utter haze of narcissistic bullshit and is barely aware of anything going on that doesn't directly involve him or that he can make up a lie to be the best ever at.

That and he's just super dumb. Look at the people who graduate from journalism programs in the normal number of years. A lot of them are abject morons. He's dumber than they are and couldn't do what they did in four years in ten.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

OK, we all know it. John fell down and scraped his leg. His personal hygiene meant it got infected and his dad poured hydrogen peroxide on it and squeezed it clean.

A fucking STUMP through your leg? A fucking STUMP? An infection in an injury like that wouldn't be "numb it up and drain it" it would be "debride dead tissue" type cleaning.

And the fucking PAIN that would have went with it. You mean to tell me that he had the pain tolerance of a white trash farmboy that he wasn't laying there screaming with a 3" thick (or more) piece of wood through his leg?

Would someone like to go through the Wu images and find a noticeable scar on his leg other than the one used to create the amhole? You would think a scar like the one he is talking about would leave a scar but the only one I know about is... the neo-vagina scar from skin grafting.

And I think the original story was that he was not a child, he was alone and an adult, but got saved by two hillbillies or whatever anecdote backed up his opinion at the time(iirc the story kept changing). It's in this or his previous threads, Deliverance/banjo jokes were made.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Also make sure you come over to my house alone so I can rub my crotch stump against your inner thigh.

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I'd be willing to bet that Adolf Hitler played video games too.

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Will any journalists be investigating and informing the public about white man John Walker Flynt running an illegal scampaign?

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I don't see how owning 17 guns makes you more dangerous than owning say five? If anything having the resources to amass this kind of collection puts you in a far lower risk category for carrying out a mass shooting

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

And I think the original story was that he was not a child, he was alone and an adult, but got saved by two hillbillies or whatever anecdote backed up his opinion at the time(iirc the story kept changing). It's in this or his previous threads, Deliverance/banjo jokes were made.

There were at least two versions of John's Deliverance adventure. In one, he was in a motorboat on a icy river (in Mississippi!) and was rescued by a hunky game warden. In the other he was canoeing on a lake and was rescued by three hunky hunters. This is an entirely new adventure.

The only part of the new tale that I believe is that spastic, 270-pound, wailling, teenage gay boy John fell down a hill while comically flailing his arms and squealling like a stuck pig. That probably happened a lot.

The new story already has two contradictory versions, both of which lack continuity and logic. For starters, John's "surgeon dad" is not a surgeon; he's an OB/GYN. One version has John's dad performing "emergency surgery" on John's leg, which means that John's dad was on the trip or at the base camp and allowed the infection to progress until amputation was an option. Bullshit. And an infection that bad ain't gonna be cured with the first aid kit an OB/GYN brought on a rafting trip.

In the second version, the "emergency surgery" is performed in a hospital (not by John's lady-dictor dad) and just involved having some puss drained from the leg.

I really like to hear the story of how Spartan Warrior John finished a whitewater rafting trip with a leg so badly infected that the doctors considered amputation. The other people on the trip would have abandoned him rather than listen to the screaming.

 

[Water-T]

What?

I....

....WHAT?

HOW? WHAT? WHERE? WHY? WHO?

OK, we all know it. John fell down and scraped his leg. His personal hygiene meant it got infected and his dad poured hydrogen peroxide on it and squeezed it clean.

A fucking STUMP through your leg? A fucking STUMP? An infection in an injury like that wouldn't be "numb it up and drain it" it would be "debride dead tissue" type cleaning.

And the fucking PAIN that would have went with it. You mean to tell me that he had the pain tolerance of a white trash farmboy that he wasn't laying there screaming with a 3" thick (or more) piece of wood through his leg?

Christ.

Just...

No.

And his "Poor adopted child in Alabama" persona just got nuked by "SURGEON DAD" from orbit.

Nigga, you weren't poor, your dad was a surgeon who could take you on 2 week white water rafting trips. Poor people get to play in the fire hydrant and get sprayed by the garden hose.

John is getting his details mixed up again. He didn't get a stump in his leg - he's confusing it with the time he got his cock turned into a stump! Gosh darn that foggy memory that makes him unable to remember any adults from his past! Parents? What are those?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He fell down because he's a tard, went on merrily with the trip, then picking him up his dad said "hey faggot what's that on your leg fatty?" and they went into the ER where it was drained through "emergency surgery" by the nurse then they went and saw Die Hard. And this is why he can't remember any adults in his life which is a very normal thing and saying so helps you connect with the other fleshbags that are your playthings on the way to power.

 

[hell is other robots]

For starters, John's "surgeon dad" is not a surgeon; he's an OB/GYN.

Didn't know this and it amuses me to no end.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Even his dad can't tell!

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I imagine his severed cock getting hard in its formaldehyde bath.

Brain fog from pickling his brain in a witch's brew of troon drugs, Ambien and Nyquil. That or he's such a narcissistic, sociopathic piece of shit he really doesn't recognize other people except as objects that are either useful or in the way. I could name easily a dozen doctors alone from my childhood and I was not even particularly ill.

I honestly think John is a retard who lives in an utter haze of narcissistic bullshit and is barely aware of anything going on that doesn't directly involve him or that he can make up a lie to be the best ever at.

That and he's just super dumb. Look at the people who graduate from journalism programs in the normal number of years. A lot of them are abject morons. He's dumber than they are and couldn't do what they did in four years in ten.

It's the narcissism. Even if when he was a child, a heroic doctor personally revived him from the brink of death with CPR, carried him 175 yards up a beach while under heavy fire from literal Nazis, then improvised lifesaving surgery on him in the field with nothing but a penknife and a croquet mallet, and finished it off by curing his leprosy by calling in a favor owed him by Jesus Christ who showed up in person, John still wouldn't remember him. Saving lives is just what doctors do, I mean you wouldn't take any notice of a janitor for taking out the trash because that's just his job. John would see him as an adult and at most, ask "Do I know you from somewhere? You were my elementary school janitor, right?" while the doctor wondered to himself if he had missed the signs of brain damage in his young patient. And he did! John is in fact brain damaged.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Even his dad can't tell!

Between Brianna Wu and a Frankenstein monster? That's like seeing double, except one is greener and more smarter.

 

[The Final Troondown]

how is this motherfucker still pulling out random backstory events like is this all on your character sheet?
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It's an asspull is what it is, lazily adding in popular characters is easier than actually writing your own interesting characters

that's why people shit on disney's star wars stuff, it's lazy, formulaic and cynical

 

[Ghostse]

how is this motherfucker still pulling out random backstory events like is this all on your character sheet?
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Its a huge plot hole. I have a terrible memory, and have forgotten about family friends and distant cousins... but you see them again, even after 10 or more years, and the neurons instantly fire back up.
This a gaping plot hole, never intended to exist, and forced in for memberberries.

For a socialist, he sure does willingingly and without prompting deepthroat corpo cock.

 

[Ghostse]

Absolutely heartbroken at the state of America, until the next Star Wars product comes out.

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No one has any problems with Ripley (until Alien 3) because Ripley doesn't remind us every five minutes that she's WOMAN who has faced DISCRIMINATION from MEN and the FUTURE IS FEMALE so DEAL WITH IT as I TAKE UP SPACE whle being perfect and better at the useless MEN around her and never having to try.

No, she's a very human character who isn't perfect, has flaws, and over reacts, and doesn't know everything, is wrong a lot, but learns from being wrong.

No one would care about Inquisnigger if she was good character and not a whiteguilt mary sue only in the show to cuck its namesake, or Girlboss Leia if she got what would be coming to a six year old talking shit to her kidnappers - namely a smacking across the room.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Even his dad can't tell!

Maybe he actually got disowned because his father, who works in the pussy mines all day, wouldn't put up with John calling a new hole in his body a vagina.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
He deleted this one too lol
John getting no support in his latest tantrum

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1532082375777308679

https://archive.ph/ti3FF

EDIT:
John deleted this as I was looking at the comments. I'm sure that him not getting his cock sucked had nothing to do with it.

The replies to the top one as I was able to get them


Cope, seethe and dilate Flynt.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

EDIT:
He deleted this one too lol
John getting no support in his latest tantrum

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1532082375777308679

https://archive.ph/ti3FF

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EDIT:
John deleted this as I was looking at the comments. I'm sure that him not getting his cock sucked had nothing to do with it.

And poor little Amber has disabled responses on her tweet proclaiming the verdict a dark day for all women, who will be afraid to step forward and bravely speak the truth as she did. Amber was getting rationed to hell and back.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

A fucking STUMP through your leg? A fucking STUMP? An infection in an injury like that wouldn't be "numb it up and drain it" it would be "debride dead tissue" type cleaning.

And the fucking PAIN that would have went with it. You mean to tell me that he had the pain tolerance of a white trash farmboy that he wasn't laying there screaming with a 3" thick (or more) piece of wood through his leg?

beyond a certain point, the pain is so overwhelming that you can no longer scream, and the only thing you can do is lie down, breathe deeply and keep as still as possible for fear of making it worse

Spoiler

I once smashed my leg up in a road traffic accident, snapping the thigh bone clean in two, with one end breaking through the skin; until the ambulance crew arrived and gave me morphine, I was only capable of talking in single words and was apparently deathly pale - and I was a physically hardy 29 year old man at the time, not the 10 year old girl that our John claims he was when he got his so-called injury

so yeah, that's absolute bullshit

 

[Water-T]

John is mad because America has finally decided that "vagina = innocence" is r3tarded. He conveniently overlooked all the dumb shit Amber said and did on the stand because having a penis automatically made Depp the abuser.

John deleted this because he cannot stand it that the majority of his Twitter cohort don't agree with his dumbass takes. This means he is going to memoryhole this and start acting like he had Amber pegged as a liar from Day One, now that it's "safe" for him to say so.

 

[fuckidunno]

Is bri bri going to ground?
I still don't understand why someone with the discipline to run 35000 miles a week AND save democracy while restoring vintage nazimobiles couldn't just...not check twitter

sound like John's recovery isn't complete

 

[Meat Target]

Off the top of my head, I can think of dozens of adults I knew when I was a kid, in all of those examples listed and more. None of these have "highly traumatic events" tied to them, and yet I can picture and name them easily. Either John has a memory like a sieve, or he's pulling shit out of his ass again to justify his moronic point.

Someone asked him to elaborate, and he did:
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So, assuming he didn't make this up, his evil mega chud Hitler dad saved his leg and maybe his life, and in gratitude, John badmouths him constantly to this day. I get the Hippocratic Oath and all, especially in regards to family, but I know I'd be having second thoughts about it after seeing what John grew up to become.

He's only mentioned this story once before, in a reply to a now-deleted tweet:
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He probably has fonder memories of that movie than his parents.

Aren't tree stumps usually blunt, and wider than a child's leg?

Not to mention you would lose a fuckton of blood and, even if you survived, you'd probably have a limp from obliterated muscle tissue.