Nick's anatomy, health, developmental problems, diseases. - Nick generally likes to comment on and attack other people on their physicality and physiognomy. Let's take this opportunity to turn the tables on him.

[Spud]

You successfully bullied me into looking up how to do thumbnails.

Good work, keep it up fren

 

[Can't Stand Ya]

The first bizarre anatomy I noticed was his fucked up thumbs.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

This old gay-looking man is his father? No wonder his mannerisms are so flamboyant and why he's so faggy in general. He got those traits from somewhere... Honestly I thought it was a photo of him meeting some faggot involved in politics like Milo. Having those genes can be classified as some sort of disorder by itself.

 

[Hitman One]

Between the fact that he’s a test tube baby who never would have been conceived or survived in nature, the multiple early indications of systemic health issues (severe allergies, poor immune system, joint problems, early balding, low muscle mass, mental illness), and his diet being exclusively comprised of processed industrial toxins and devoid of nutrients, Nick is going to hit the wall HARD. He can’t sustain this lifestyle of staying up all night acting manic in twitter spaces surviving on 1400 calories a day of hot dogs and milk shakes. It’s only a matter of time.

The aids from all the gay sex can't help.

 

[Joe Swanson]

I could be wrong, but I seem to remember Nick mentioning he was on puberty blockers as a kid due to him entering puberty early. Explains how fucked up his physiology is nowadays

Edit found the post:

roughly 5 mins into the superchat section at the end. Nick and the guest are only around for the 1st 10-15 mins of superchats so it should be easy to find. I'll record it once the stream is over but I'm sure someone clipped it by now.

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Clip:
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Apparently it's the opposite but who knows, though he did admit his genetics were fucked up enough for the actual reason they were invented at the very least

 

[GHTD]

What always gets me, though, is that these far-right idiots are almost always the prime example of someone who would be immediately genocided in a fascist state.

Autism? Shot and killed.
Mood disorder (bipolar/MDD)? You'll be moody when a bunch of soldiers force you up against the wall.
Any sort of deformity? Dead.

It's almost like these fucks are walking Dunning-Kreugers and don't know they'd be dead in the same type of state they would want.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

What always gets me, though, is that these far-right idiots are almost always the prime example of someone who would be immediately genocided in a fascist state.

Autism? Shot and killed.
Mood disorder (bipolar/MDD)? You'll be moody when a bunch of soldiers force you up against the wall.
Any sort of deformity? Dead.

It's almost like these fucks are walking Dunning-Kreugers and don't know they'd be dead in the same type of state they would want.

They also talk about the good old days in America but forget that time had a lot of eugenics and they were sterilizing anyone with a mental illness, developmental disorder, addiction, or sex criminal.

Germany learned from the United States when it came to eugenics.

 

[Meiwaku]

Those freakish fingers.... I wonder if Nick here has a little Marfan syndrome going on.

He would actually be tall If This were true.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s tall for a Mexican

 

[Alex Krycek]

Generally speaking unless someone is really obese or has a face like Phil’s I shy away from making fun of someone’s appearance. They can’t really help it much and I would rather go after them for bei a shitty person than for how they look. That being said, Nick you did make fun of Jim’s cancer and to me that’s also not something I’d ever make fun of a person for so to me at least I get a pass on this.

Nick you have a weak chin, you’re shorter than the Filipino immigrants I used to drink with, your nose is funny looking, and it’s retarded to shoot two guns at the same time.

 

[I am Fried Egg]

Nick suffers from GRID, the Gay-Related Immune Deficiency, which later became known as the Magic Johnson plague. His specialized diet of fast food and tendies is actually the only source of nutrition that won't trigger his autoimmune system, so it is actually health food in a way. The same goes for why he is a shut in who never leaves his house outside of special occasions is that to be in a crowd of any size, he needs the maximum available dose of PrEP available, otherwise he risks full blown African flu. The anti-viral does take on a great toll on his body, which could explain his small stature and anemic build, though that question is really sill up in the air.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Generally speaking unless someone is really obese or has a face like Phil’s I shy away from making fun of someone’s appearance. They can’t really help it much and I would rather go after them for bei a shitty person than for how they look. That being said, Nick you did make fun of Jim’s cancer and to me that’s also not something I’d ever make fun of a person for so to me at least I get a pass on this.

Nick you have a weak chin, you’re shorter than the Filipino immigrants I used to drink with, your nose is funny looking, and it’s retarded to shoot two guns at the same time.

It's okay to be mean to Nick, he came from a petri dish and he seems to lack any original thought, identity, or personality. He's only human in physicality but seems to lack the spark of a human soul.

 

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Guy has such tiny arms. Like you have to do practically nothing physically to be so weak.

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[Terrorist]

they were sterilizing anyone with a mental illness, developmental disorder, addiction, or sex criminal

So in other words, the US government of old would've taken one look at Ethan Ralph and had his tubes tied before he could sire more manbearpigs? This is what we should mean when we say "Make America Great Again".

 

[Shub Niggerauth]

Nick Funtes is possibly a gay man, and if so, it's a small leap of logic to conclude that he quite possibly takes dick up his butt, gets rimmed, sucks shit encrusted dicks of other gays, swallows semen and whatever other machinations such a lifestyle would impose. That is, if he is gay.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Imagine being in your early 20's and still looking like and acting like an awkward teenager. Then having a bunch of people in their late 20's 30's and even some in their 40's thinking you are a serious political figure. Catboy Fuentes is bad, but those people are even worse.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Holy shit, the joint overextention is creepy. Also, lmao at Nick coping because he is weak and won't lift.

That's ironic.

https://apcz.umk.pl/JEHS/article/download/5418/pdf/56135

 

[Spud]

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[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Imagine being in your early 20's and still looking like and acting like an awkward teenager. Then having a bunch of people in their late 20's 30's and even some in their 40's thinking you are a serious political figure. Catboy Fuentes is bad, but those people are even worse.

You think this is Bad? Just wait and See where Nick will end Up in a decade.

The only diagnosis i am Sure about is a massive Case of GOTIS. Nick constantly comes Up with new Things he has "going on" Like aspergers/autism, bpd, borderline, etc. He Just wants Engagement and is unable to listen to Other people.

I guess He will Go Off the deep end when the money dries up

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I know he has complained after eating that good.

Fixed it for you