🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[smellybutthole]

Ralph having never worked a day in his life goes a long way to explain why he acts like he's rich while looking poor and dumb.
Real rich people build up wealth in cash and investments, buy expensive stuff that appreciates like property, don't need to tweet the expensive meal they are having because to them it's not expensive.

On the other hand Ralph buys tacky designer gear, tweets photos of a $100 meal like a 16 year old girl, rents a crackshack and is already 36.

Ralph: By the time you are 36 you should well into paying off the mortgage on your own home, have grinded enough at your career that employers come to you and swoon on you so you don't feel like you're working for the man anymore. Honestly, the USA would be better if it let in two of the lowest IQ workers from south america for every retard like you it kicked out.

 

[Hüftpriester]

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"I've never been a slave a day in my life" - says someone who has been a slave to drugs and alcohol his entire adult life.

So if he's 36 now, that would've put him in his late 20s when his show started getting an audience? So he was just a fat NEET leaching off Sandra throughout his 20s? Imagine bragging about that. No wonder he didn't have any women until Nora came along.

Nice take, Gator. Where'd you get it from? lol

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pretty funny that it comes from someone who lives off the charity of other "slaves". You know when he's not living off his dying mother's social security checks, using her credit cards, stealing her pills, and using his fiance's credit cards.

Yea not a slave and definitely something to be proud of there ethan.

Even better as the last bit of income he can squeeze out of streaming runs out over the next year and he has no mommy to fall back on, but does have two illegitimate children to support, rent, bills and $800 truck payment he will definitely end up totally broke and eventually try to get SSI. I bet he will call up his Manhattan attorney to help him fight for his free govt money.

Oh, wait, can Ralph even get SSI since he’s never paid taxes, and at least legally, isn’t a retarded adult? If he had ever been a “wage slave” he might have SSI or SS to suppprt his lazy ass, but since he hasn’t I doubt he could even get SSI like Sandra and Evan. Ralph might not even get to subsist on the govt gravy every lazy piece of white trash get to avoid working.

 

[Jump]

He's a shittier dad than Onision, who literally let his kid take a header out an upstairs window.

Ralph seriously thinks he's not a slave every single day. He's a slave to his basest and most evil and Satanic desires. Freedom isn't just doing whatever you feel like, it's doing what you know is right and refraining from doing what is wrong because freedom starts with control of yourself.

He is a slave to Nick now. Every day Ralph has to bend down a lick the boots of a zoomer who openly mocks him.

A "Wage Slave" with a strong resume can go anywhere and quit shit jobs. Ralph has to just keep bending down every single day. Cozy is his only option in life now.

Financial independence is gay. Being dependent on catboy lovers is based!

Lick em good and clean Ralph!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Even better as the last bit of income he can squeeze out of streaming runs out over the next year and he has no mommy to fall back on, but does have two illegitimate children to support, rent, bills and $800 truck payment he will definitely end up totally broke and eventually try to get SSI. I bet he will call up his Manhattan attorney to help him fight for his free govt money.

Oh, wait, can Ralph even get SSI since he’s never paid taxes, and at least legally, isn’t a retarded adult? If he had ever been a “wage slave” he might have SSI or SS to suppprt his lazy ass, but since he hasn’t I doubt he could even get SSI like Sandra and Evan. Ralph might not even get to subsist on the govt gravy every lazy piece of white trash get to avoid working.

Imagine being so much of a loser that even chris chan is more financially stable than you.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

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Fed handler taught him and his orbiters how to redact as good as any FBI intern.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Fed handler taught him and his orbiters how to redact as good as any FBI intern.

Why did he retweet this? The screenshot resembles his horse's used tampon or the cloth Sandra was wrapped in after her second intimate interaction with the hospital pavement.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Why did he retweet this? The screenshot resembles his horse's used tampon or the cloth Sandra was wrapped in after her second intimate interaction with the hospital pavement.

I guess he thinks this is going to make Flamenco scared... a degenerate that is known to love prolapsed assholes. I don't know much worse that could come out, yet they're acting like they're going to END HIS CAREER, like always. If inside out ass love isn't enough to run him off the internet, or make his fans stop watching, nothing is.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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Fed handler taught him and his orbiters how to redact as good as any FBI intern.

Two guys desperate for relevance and attention (that can only get it by acting like retards) decide to work together.

 

[break these cuffs]

How is Gunt not a slave when Medicare owns his ass?

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Fed handler taught him and his orbiters how to redact as good as any FBI intern.

HOLY SHIT! That guy gets 1k views on his youtube videos, sometimes more! Ralph has aligned himself with the only other Gator tier powerhouse in the sektur. This no name faggot is surely going to beat up all of Ralph's bullies and give him all the cummies Jim never would.

Has anyone heard of this dude before?

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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He never stops reading this website.

 

[Keranu]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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Lol I love that he couldn't resist reading that thread.

Jesus Ralph you really need a psychiatrist. I kinda miss the days when you at least tried to pretend you didn't obsessively read Kiwi Farms.

Also stop using the forums as a source for your dirt sheets. Go beg more randos on Twitter.

 

[Neko GF]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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How does a thread making fun of Ralph for being a blue-check mark prove that the forum is "leftist"?

Very few people who go after Ralph here hate him because he's "right wing". As you said, he's a grifter.

He's hellbent on trying label the forum as being leftist. Probably as an attempt to appeal to Fuentes fags.

 

[break these cuffs]

How does a thread making fun of Ralph for being a blue-check mark prove that the forum is "leftist"?

Because terminally online libcucks are obsessed with comparing shit to Harry Potter.

 

[Smarty Pants]

How does a thread making fun of Ralph for being a blue-check mark prove that the forum is "leftist"?

Very few people who go after Ralph here hate him because he's "right wing". As you said, he's a grifter.

He's hellbent on trying label the forum as being leftist. Probably as an attempt to appeal to Fuentes fags.

It doesn't. Don't take anything Ethan says in good faith. He's not even right-wing. He admitted as much to the Vickers a couple of years ago. He supports abortion, loves niggers and loves drugs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph’s sperging about the fan fiction farms does more to drive growth and engagement than anything else.

Also no Ralph you’re about as right wing as you are Catholic and a good father

 

[Chris Mclean]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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As a jewish person i have always felt like the caring farms is a safe space for us to be ourselfs. Kiwifarms stands out in as a bastion of light amongst the darkness of internet antisemtism and hatred. In fact I'll bet that the kiwifarms is more jewish then a New york deli cause this is where we all collect, the holy land. This is the chosen platform While something like twitter allows violent racists like Ralph to prosper.

How does a thread making fun of Ralph for being a blue-check mark prove that the forum is "leftist"?

Very few people who go after Ralph here hate him because he's "right wing". As you said, he's a grifter.

He's hellbent on trying label the forum as being leftist. Probably as an attempt to appeal to Fuentes fags.

Your reddit spacing does more to prove the forum as leftist then anything Ralph has said.

 

[Trench]

If “on the right” is being with Ethan ralph and a tranny loving faggot like Nick Fuentes then call me Destiny jr.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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Oh Ralph... you grifting persona you.

Some of us are old enough (and by that, I mean became aware of you several years ago, prior to the Trump administration) to remember that you identified as an atheist. Do you remember? We also recall that you voted for Barack-a-Flocka flame... twice. So we strike it odd that in 2022, you've gone full-blown far-right, a trad-con who loves your wife (when?) , became a dedicated family man, while projecting that there are utter turbo-Jews, lefties, and sexual degenerates in your opposition.

Ralph. You've not only gone full retard; you've thrown that throttle beyond the forward-most limit. We see through it; we always have. Like Nick, like Baked, you are nothing more than controlled opposition. Except... that Nick gets to keep his grift income, Baked somehow evades Fed Pen, while you get physically accosted in foreign lands because you are dumb enough to be that guy.

On top of this, you are literally everything a red-blooded, patriotic American opposes: you are a sexual deviant/adulterer/borderline pedo, a social welfare leech, a bitch-made antagonistic coward, and a socio-political chameleon. You are the guy nigh everyone wants to beat that ass, but doesn't want to go to jail for no justifiable reason.

You simping for Stardust is proof positive of much of the aforementioned, plus additional faggotry. "Any port in a storm," Ralph.