đŸ· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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The Gunt's past always comes back. Watch as he claims that this tweet was done in jest.
fuck you bitch, ah said this just to trick fanfiction retards just like yew, yah unnerstand? ah wasn't even in town when ah wrote that, ah was gone for two days in washington (just an hour away!) ahn yew still fell for it, motherfucker. too easy, amazin'. karen farms will believe anything and they're goin straight to hell for it with that greasy medicare korean slut.

CHRISIKANG
 
That, or he's a grifter who saw people like Nick Fuentes creating a lucrative fanbase on the back of Christianity and decided to become one himself to latch on.
You’re right, he wouldn’t have any interest if there wasn’t also $$$ involved. I guess I should rephrase my post because his interest in religion could be 100% grift instead 90% grift and 10% fear of mortality.

It’s true though his bullshit Christian LARPing, unlike breeding, does get him some filthy lucre. It’s a good grift because he’s found among the mongs he can just say “Krist is Kang” and still behave like a depraved, degenerate sinner in opposition to most every Christian teaching. Ralph spits on Christian values and teachings by the way he lives his life.

He did take a page from the biggest right wing grifters who realized they could lead totally unchristian lives but as long as they scream about Jesus and abortion occasionally then it’s all good. (Most hypocritical right wingers will also urge their mistresses to get abortions, while publicly decrying it as murder, just like Ralph.)
 
He was so proud of this one he pinned it:
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He was also silent on you up until a couple months ago while you self-immolated for the past several years. And as for the rape accusation? Glass houses, throwing stones and Alice ring a bell, but that matters not to the ragepig.

Fear not though, for he has let us known that one of his loyal paypigs fans has ID'd the average Metokur fan!
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Burned! How can Jim and his Sweetie Squad ever come back from this smackdown from a fan of this specimen?
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Hopefully that grotesque visage hasn't spoiled your appetite. Here's some piping hot local food, straight from the kitchen!
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Looks much more appetizing than Meigh's cooking! No wonder he fled to Portugal.
How does one go to vacation angry? Typically, if its a new place, you are busy sightseeing or enjoying yourself. What a angry hog.
 
He was so proud of this one he pinned it:
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He was also silent on you up until a couple months ago while you self-immolated for the past several years. And as for the rape accusation? Glass houses, throwing stones and Alice ring a bell, but that matters not to the ragepig.

Fear not though, for he has let us known that one of his loyal paypigs fans has ID'd the average Metokur fan!
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Burned! How can Jim and his Sweetie Squad ever come back from this smackdown from a fan of this specimen?
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Hopefully that grotesque visage hasn't spoiled your appetite. Here's some piping hot local food, straight from the kitchen!
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Looks much more appetizing than Meigh's cooking! No wonder he fled to Portugal.

I think he’s narcissistic enough to actually believe Metokur actually watches the killstream every night. I think metokur probably tunes in if there’s some buzz on Twitter about a meltdown. He hasn’t been feeling great and is putting off shows but damnit he’s staying up into the middle of the night to watch Ethan Ralph if it kills him!
 
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I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
In fact, that might be why he hasn't married May, is to use WIC and other benefits to the fullest advantage.
 
I've noticed that atheists that suddenly become Christians tend to do so because of a mental break.
Almost as if all the 2010 trendy atheists are dying out. I for one welcome this as an atheist, because atheism isn't about "owning" the religious people, it's about seeing that searching for creation is a fool's errand. Fuck off and die with your religious brethren Ralph.

Out of all the things I hate Ralph for having no conviction in his beliefs is pretty fucking high up there. I detest people who alter their views to fit in - it's not just a grift either. People do this when there is no money to be made.

I think he may have though he was an atheist back in 2014 because he never even considered walking his path with conviction. He never even thought what if he was wrong? He just heard some Dawkins or Amazing Gaytheist video on Youtube and thought it was a sound position to take. He never even considered whether or not he believed there is no god - he just went with what the people around him were doing.

It sickens me when people do that Ralph. It makes me want to see you get the shit beat out of you again, because no man without conviction deserves a life.
 
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I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
In fact, that might be why he hasn't married May, is to use WIC and other benefits to the fullest advantage.
>people who work jobs are slaves

Alright, what's up with AF and now Ralph shitting on 90% of people who work for a living? This is legitimately pure nigger mentality.
 
Alright, what's up with AF and now Ralph shitting on 90% of people who work for a living? This is legitimately pure nigger mentality.
It's bad parenting, straight up. I mean, Ronnie and Sandra aren't role models (clearly) but even LIGHT disapline would curb this shit fast.

This is a group of losers raised by failures and burnouts who didn't actually spank a kid or slap a kids hand away and let those little shits get away with everything.
 
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I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
In fact, that might be why he hasn't married May, is to use WIC and other benefits to the fullest advantage.
"I've never been a slave a day in my life" - says someone who has been a slave to drugs and alcohol his entire adult life.

So if he's 36 now, that would've put him in his late 20s when his show started getting an audience? So he was just a fat NEET leaching off Sandra throughout his 20s? Imagine bragging about that. No wonder he didn't have any women until Nora came along.
 
Nothing you could ever say or do will ever convince any rational person that you are little more than a seething, alcoholic flaggot of a human being, Ralph. You are an utter irrelevant failure who jannies for a closeted gay grifter and his army of twinks. You can DMCA, false-flag, dox, harass, use your little gay blue-check on the Twat-verse. Nothing will change this, Rage Pig. Nothing.
 
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I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
In fact, that might be why he hasn't married May, is to use WIC and other benefits to the fullest advantage.
Ralph is a fat, supremely out of shape, pussy. Nigger couldn't handle any amount of any kind of job.
Cannot fathom how anyone would find this a bragging right
 
"I've never been a slave a day in my life" - says someone who has been a slave to drugs and alcohol his entire adult life.

So if he's 36 now, that would've put him in his late 20s when his show started getting an audience? So he was just a fat NEET leaching off Sandra throughout his 20s? Imagine bragging about that. No wonder he didn't have any women until Nora came along.
Pretty funny that it comes from someone who lives off the charity of other "slaves". You know when he's not living off his dying mother's social security checks, using her credit cards, stealing her pills, and using his fiance's credit cards.

Yea not a slave and definitely something to be proud of there ethan.
How does one go to vacation angry? Typically, if its a new place, you are busy sightseeing or enjoying yourself. What a angry hog.
It just highlights how much of a friendless loser he is. He's legit addicted to social media, it's all he has. Usually when I'm on holiday I'm having so much fun/doing so many things I forget to even take pictures. I couldn't imagine seething on the bird app the whole time. Staring down at a phone while you're halfway around the world in a new place, having to stream yourself to panhandle and beg for food and uber money, pathetic. Definitely not a slave.
 
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I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
In fact, that might be why he hasn't married May, is to use WIC and other benefits to the fullest advantage.
This is the first time AFAIK that Ralph has ever admitted to being a work virgin. And he's spinning it into a brag the EXACT same way AdeZero described. Funny he decides to gloat about being a lazy unemployed welfare bum now, acting as if he wasn't ashamed of himself all these years.

I had some doubts about Ade during the Corn Harvest stream, but between the unemployed king claim and Ralph paying for Nora's final Killstream apparence, everything she said was probably true (including his "giant" house and "wing" built for his mom ROFL!)
 
I had some doubts about Ade during the Corn Harvest stream, but between the unemployed king claim and Ralph paying for Nora's final Killstream apparence, everything she said was probably true (including his "giant" house and "wing" built for his mom ROFL!)
After everything, Adrienne Blair still wins.
 
I bet Rozy still doesn't have a real nursery, I'm sure we would have seen pictures of it by now cause he would show it off. Hell the last picture we saw from inside their house was Meigh on a bunch of dirty pillows with no covers. Xander lives a million times better than Rozy ever will and that is with no support from Ralph whatsoever. He can't even take care of the baby that lives in his house.
He's a shittier dad than Onision, who literally let his kid take a header out an upstairs window.
I almost BET you he's on food stamps/government assistance.
Ralph seriously thinks he's not a slave every single day. He's a slave to his basest and most evil and Satanic desires. Freedom isn't just doing whatever you feel like, it's doing what you know is right and refraining from doing what is wrong because freedom starts with control of yourself.
 
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