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I wonder what Sandra thinks about Ralph's career these days.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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She canāt think. Sheās dead and Ralph left her to die alone. Very sick person that Ralph abandoning his own mother for drugs and sex in her final hours. Now that I think about it Ralph, it was YOU who killed her!
Maldron the Assassin
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I wonder what Xander thinks about Ralph these days... Oh wait.
Idiot Asshole
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He was so proud of this one he pinned it:
He was also silent on you up until a couple months ago while you self-immolated for the past several years. And as for the rape accusation? Glass houses, throwing stones and Alice ring a bell, but that matters not to the ragepig.
Fear not though, for he has let us known that one of his loyal paypigs fans has ID'd the average Metokur fan!
Burned! How can Jim and his Sweetie Squad ever come back from this smackdown from a fan of this specimen?
Hopefully that grotesque visage hasn't spoiled your appetite. Here's some piping hot local food, straight from the kitchen!
Looks much more appetizing than Meigh's cooking! No wonder he fled to Portugal.
He was also silent on you up until a couple months ago while you self-immolated for the past several years. And as for the rape accusation? Glass houses, throwing stones and Alice ring a bell, but that matters not to the ragepig.
Fear not though, for he has let us known that one of his loyal paypigs fans has ID'd the average Metokur fan!
Burned! How can Jim and his Sweetie Squad ever come back from this smackdown from a fan of this specimen?
Hopefully that grotesque visage hasn't spoiled your appetite. Here's some piping hot local food, straight from the kitchen!
Looks much more appetizing than Meigh's cooking! No wonder he fled to Portugal.
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Is Jim also supposed to investigate every person who made memes or gifs he retweeted? Is he required to refute a meme is funny if the meme creator turns out to be a fat, flagging faggot that gets manhandled by chavs?
I honestly could believe Gunt just orders burgers and shrimp then asks to take photos of other peopleās plates. Ralphamale would be starving if all he gets are these petite plates of non-fried food. He will definitely lose some weigh
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The food critiquing is extremely gay. It's looked like he's had some nice meals.
Also completely lost of Ethan is he just yesterday made a post about how Jim is obsessed with him and then continues to makes posts about Jim unprovoked.
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"That bastard Metokur! Makes a stream like once a month and laughs when I do something stupid. ObSESSED Much????????"
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This made my day.
Also probably a couple weeks later "why is God Alwaging me !?"
This made my day. "smite the demonic coin merchant keeping me from my son"
Also probably a couple weeks later "why is God Alwaging me !?"
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I've noticed that atheists that suddenly become Christians tend to do so because of a mental break.
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The Gunt's past always comes back. Watch as he claims that this tweet was done in jest.
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Oh please, Ralph became a Christian because people he's friends with online are Catholic. It's not like he had a come to Christ moment, he's just a mindless retard out for dopamine and asspats.
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He's running out of material, now he's hollerin at Jim for doing literally nothing, actually rent-free.
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Ralph is on a ban spree. He is a real man guys. He isn't a thin skinned bitch who bans people for making fun of him. Wonder if he will try to get Venti and Mayr banned next for making fun of his micro dick. Also @Null if the groypers are DDOS'ing smaller forums then it looks like they may come to the Farms soon. Fucking faggots.
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Gunt's anus was one thing that was fair game for Ronnie.
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Being faced with the declining health and death of his mother, who cared for him for 33 years straight, definitely made Ralph consider Jesus, dive deeper into vices and want to breed. (Even if Null gave him the idea)
Unfortunately for Ralph no one will replace Sandra. Neither Jesus, nor dependent children, will give him a free place to live, their Xanax script, their SSI check, cook for him, do his laundry, tell him heās handsome, etcā¦
Jesus wants him to act like a Christian and children require you to take care of them - these are both intolerable and incompatible with the Ralphamale way of life.
Ralph decided to do things he knew others consider deeply meaningful. He didnāt understand that since heās a dumb, shallow, selfish cunt that things that bring thoughtful, good people joy and fulfillment will only make him resentful, frustrated and miserable. Ralph should have just blown what money he had left renting an apartment in Vegas after Sandra died.
Ralphamales cannot appreciate the values of selflessness and sacrifice that religion and children require. Instant gratification is all that Ralphamales can enjoy. Ralphamales can only take, giving causes intense rage and anger.
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Salmon Fussili in a tomato sauce topped with cheese sounds like he ordered the worst thing on the menu.
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That, or he's a grifter who saw people like Nick Fuentes creating a lucrative fanbase on the back of Christianity and decided to become one himself to latch on.