DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nigel of Ukip]

ffs you're not supposed to have prior knowledge of the video you're reacting to, it's supposed to be completely raw, you know, no bullshit?

These reaction streams are just a way for him to spin his own story.
Detractors are literally paying this fat git to rewrite history, only so they can later moan about him rewriting history.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Translation: He had to put in more effort than usual to come up with excuses/explanations as to why it wasn't Phil's fault, and how Rambo and Howard are in the wrong.

 

[DownwardFowl]

These reaction streams are just a way for him to spin his own story.
Detractors are literally paying this fat git to rewrite history, only so they can later moan about him rewriting histlory.

Honestly, I want him to either drop it already or just get it over with. We all know it’s gonna be one giant retcon. There’s really no mystery invahlved. After DSP ReACKted to his own DTRH, you’ve pretty much seen and heard everything

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I thought he did no work on Rambo/Howard video because a paypig did it for him???

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Pft.... hahahaha. The most effort he put into in his entire career. More than going and covering E3 that one year. More than Project 7. More than those shitty End of The Year edited videos he use to do. He's putting more effort into RE-watching an hour and a half video from his 2 friends that exposed him 7 years ago....

Well when you're drunk:

(2AM his time)

And have to write a full blown script of spins and lies because the truth makes you look like the piece of shit scumbag that you are... I guess this would be the hardest thing he's ever done in his 13 year career. Expect this "Reaction Video" to be 5 hours long, and for the record, if it takes someone triple the time to explain themselves against scathing accusations.. more than likely that someone is full of shit.

 

[Balr0g]

He would be the main attraction of the SSF2 Turbo tourney, in a "hey everyone, look, the clown is back!" kind of way.

More like "It's the guy I am watching his match"

And for the next DSP tries it: retconning uhm Reacting uhm Writing his own fanfic: I bet he will take a lot of notes for the first part when John and Howard talk about food and the Tasty group. Heck who knows maybe he already told Kat "honey go there and you learn how to cook delicious meals!" The rest though: John and Howard come of as more believable then Phil. And what is he gonna do bring back old mails and texts to prove his points? Congrats Phil you fall riht into the trap Howard set during the podcast. Most likely it will just be a "Wrong didn't happen" show.

 

[Lazycunt]

Honestly, I want him to either drop it already or just get it over with. We all know it’s gonna be one giant retcon. There’s really no mystery invahlved. After DSP ReACKted to his own DTRH, you’ve pretty much seen and heard everything

He's going to end up shitting on them indirectly like usual when he talks about people.
Someone else making a rebuttal video for Phil and Phil is putting in lots of work.... he doesn't even think, it's all just autopilot beg robot mode.

If the dents in his stream hear the monetise line from rambo and don't notice the irony of Phil doing it yet again then I don't know what to say

 

[Broomer]

[...]Phil isn't exactly the most honest person in the world, and he could be lying about not knowing who Pro Jared is [...]

He knew full well who ProJared is, it's preaching to the dented choir; "Look guys, this guy I never heard of insulted me for no reason...here I am at my chill stream not caring about drama at all nuhuh..." (and to prove how much he doesn't care he'll spend the next ten minutes talking about everything wrong with the person he knows nothing about, how they're wrong about him and how much he doesn't care, "at all you guys, BTW *Tips are preferred*")

His whole "oversexualized females and boobs are disgusting"-shtick is just an attempt to paint himself as a "mature adult"

True, I've been thinking he was a closeted fag but lately it hasn't really felt right so I thought he became asexual, the latter doesn't work with his personality though, him ascribing it to his "this is machoor behaviour" makes a whole lot of sense though. (sexually I still believe he's more turned on by a sweaty man jpeg than a hot waifu, but it won't matter as he puts "being machoor" above all else...)

 

[Dona Morte]

"If you tell the truth, you do not have to have good memory."
Judge Judy.
Dave's memory has been working overtime.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Get those wheelchair wallets ready, kids. Phil is already gazing into the week of begging to come.

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Can't wait to see what whopper he comes up with for this.

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no.......no you are not. Unless you mean work and effort wiping away your tears. And I thought 'off time' was no work time Phail. You can't download a game or update programs off stream but you'll slave to write a fictional story? And on your day off no less?

 

[Iron Father]

He recently talked about how he's not having a midlife crisis because he's at his happiest, yet he's up all hours of the night getting drunk and feeling sorry for himself because he chased all his friends away, watching an old podcast they did on how he's a shit person.

Keep pignosising yourself Phil.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm all in favor of his "react streams" becoming "debunk streams".

 

[Broomer]

Can anyone confirm the last time 1MM ever wrote a message in chat or had a message attached to his "tips"? [...] Phil lying to his fans to illicit more tips, as a way to convince them to contribute more on the day streams [...]

1MM has tipped $25 on almost every day stream for the past year or 2, and almost always when Phil goes to break. His tips never can be seen on stream, and we basically have to take Phil's word on it that they exist.

This is the last 1MM tip (pop-up) I could find on pig pig go - no message attached but that's up to the person sending it, means fuck all, not all dented are built the same - but it makes it quite obvious it isn't him since he's playing the game, you might still go the Shinko-route and think it's him/someone very close...

I'm sticking with it being PlanetJeff personally, he could grab the money and use it to entice for more by "look how close we are at the hat goal" as well, one doesn't exclude the other, maybe 1MM got the idea into Phil's head, "I'll send you money, use it to get more by doing this", is that less far fetched than Dave coming up with the idea? (it makes more sense than 1MM being Dave to me)

BTW, don't fall into "he couldn't budget it to tip himself daily"-trap, we know, there's however only him stating he got a tip, if he got 2K and divided it into "amounts of streams to claim $25 tip", that's all he needs to do, state it that amount of times he's been tipped behind the scenes, piggy mentioning it after going on a break doesn't mean he got the money then... (the IRS cares about the amount not in how many pieces it came in/which time)

The only reason I feel it could be piggy is his voice cracking up and so on..."Cobes' style buuuuut", he reads the farms and knows he could use his tell-tale signs of lying to make shit more weird... (create a conspiracy theory, a world where we'd ignore him and fight over who 1MM actually is, he thinks he can detract the detractors...in some cases I think he actually could but who gives a fuck about James and his lesser followers?)

Edit: use ad-blocker, it's a direct link to piggy's channel...

https://youtu.be/IWr6YNCwLk8?t=240

Extra edit; how do we know it's minute (me-knit) - as in time - rather than minute (my-nute) - as in size...?

 

[Pargon]

Extra edit; how do we know it's minute (me-knit) - as in time - rather than minute (my-nute) - as in size...?

Because “one-minute man” is a colloquial term for a premature ejaculator and could you honestly come up with a better stereotype for a dyed in the wool DSP fan*?

*Okay, besides “eunuch”.

 

[Naked Sloth]

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[Iron Hamster]

I'm all in favor of his "react streams" becoming "debunk streams".

They would have to be 'react' stream first though. All they've been is debunk streams.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Did he not just say before that someone did all the leg work for him?

Yes. He did. I am assuming that the retarded child/adult incel he got to work on it did his best, but it wasn't enough to make Phil look like a good guy who dindu nuffin. Can you imagine going up to Phil and presenting him a script/notes for talking points during the react and one of them is him being humble, saying he's sorry or even, God forbid, admit it was his fault. You would be called an idiot and LIMB'd irl.

Now he's putting in work and effort in this NOT a reaction stream. This'll be just as bad as him going over the DTRH about him. Just lies, retcons, tangents that has nothing to do about the topic. But his dumbass fans will just see that "he's changed" or "that was in the past". After he goes over the Rambo and Howard audio it'll just be back to regularly scheduled begging and bitching.

Pretty much, yeah. I mean, what else did you expect?

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Made me chuckle. Also love your username/pfp combo.

 

[Iron Hamster]

We all know he'll take all the credit until it blows up in his face then it will be the alleged person that did the work fault.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I thought he did no work on Rambo/Howard video because a paypig did it for him???

He's going to "react" live, but he's watched the video a bunch of times and come up with set responses.
He's worked harder than ever on the video, but someone else found all the clips for him.
He's not going to slam John and Howard after all these years because they make a lot of good points, but most of what they say is wrong and Phil can explain it.

Bottom line is, he wants your money, and you're going to get more of these videos until they stop making $300 per video.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He's going to "react" live, but he's watched the video a bunch of times and come up with set responses.
He's worked harder than ever on the video, but someone else found all the clips for him.
He's not going to slam John and Howard after all these years because they make a lot of good points, but most of what they say is wrong and Phil can explain it.

Bottom line is, he wants your money, and you're going to get more of these videos until they stop making $300 per video.

Think the only actual "react" video he's done so far has been the Final Fantasy house one. He gets the terms react and debunk confused.

Also something I noticed on one of his prestreams is he said he's gonna livestream some Sony event this week, which means he'll rebroadcast while taking notes, and then spew out poorly formed opinions afterwards. What was interesting is he said that's the first time he's doing something like that but I'm pretty sure he's done the exact same thing for E3 events before.