DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
watching bunch of lawyers talk about lawyer stuff, when out of the blue ...

our boy will never live it down
Fucking hell. Imagine how much of fucking meme loser you gotta be for some random boomer lawyer in a zoom call to dog on you by acronym. Further embarrassment, all the other boomers know what the boomer is referring to. It's beautiful. The smugness of this man. The fact he can grow proper facial hair. Oh and the chefs kiss with the pipe. This fucking old ass boomer is taking the piss outta ya that gotta sting more than 0$ in the tip goal. Infamous is bliss.
 
If you want more evidence Phil is a faggot, here's a clup of him pouting because Rambo talked to his girlfriend too much during their gaycation roadtrip:

He's what, 28 in this clip? Getting jealous because John's calling his girlfriend for 5-10 minutes instead of spending time with him looking at the menu deciding what take out to order or movies to buy on the hotel TV. I don't think he's gay like alot of other people do, I think his mental maturity stopped developing when he hit 12 years old. The toilet humor, the insane clown overreactions to anything, the fact he can't ever admit fault or own up to anything he's done without putting some kind of qualifier on it to make himself in the present look better.

Then again, I'm not a pyschologist, I'm just some faggot on the internet so what do I know.

He's 26 in the video I keep forgetting it's not 2020 anymore since the coof turned 3 years into a blur.
 
For the record, I don't think he's actually a gay man. For me these are just memes.

It's cliché but I think he's way too much of a disheveled slob to be a homosexual.
I may just be reading people making fun of Dave's overly-homoerotic aura he oozes around John as actual accusations of faggotry because I'm retarded. Again I will blame the coof for sapping me of social interactions and leaving me socially inept. There was nothing I could do, I did everything correct.
 
this really will be phils legacy forever. THE GUY who masturbated on stream in front of disabled children

Phil: "SnowKarl just did a superchat asking if I heard about me being mentioned in RekietaLaw's stream... UH NO! I told you idiots a million times I don't watch other streamers because I don't have the time! I have no idea when someone mentions me because I DON'T CARE. So some fat, bald, hipster fa-- I mean old man with a pipe mentions an out of context meme of me that nobody even remembers doesn't concern me at all SnowKarl. Now stop derailing the stream and trying to bring up drama before I ban you for the 11th time!"

He's 26 in the video I keep forgetting it's not 2020 anymore since the coof turned 3 years into a blur.

26 is still old enough to not be so jealous of your friend having a woman you stick a camera in their face to get them off the phone. 14 - 15 years old... okay I get it. But 26?1?
 
26 is still old enough to not be so jealous of your friend having a woman you stick a camera in their face to get them off the phone. 14 - 15 years old... okay I get it. But 26?1?
Definitely, I should've worded my post better because that's what I was trying to say. This grown man, this mature adult with a business degree, is acting like a jealous 14 year old girl.
 
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Get those wheelchair wallets ready, kids. Phil is already gazing into the week of begging to come.

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Get those wheelchair wallets ready, kids. Phil is already gazing into the week of begging to come.
And if Phil doesn't hit that fucking tips goal EVERY single day this week, we're all are gonna feel this wrath! Will you please think of the blue collar worker? He's a everyday man, that makes $100K a year! He's not a shill like that asshole Dr. Disrespect, who should be in jail, BTW! Or, Maxmillion Dood! The cuck! Will you please tip, Phil? He needs that money, dood!
 
also means you can't ever find anything or easily reference things.
Maybe the new forum will have collapseable threads, like Reddit, that'd be the easiest solution to the problem IMHO. (when I say easiest I don't know if it takes a whole lot more in regards to coding so it may not be...but if Reddit could make it happen...how hard could it be?)

Yes, there'll prob. be more than one thread about his latest stupidity but all "responces" - thx Cobes - will be in a thread rather than spread out all over the place. (which also would make it more viable to respond to an older post)
 
ffs you're not supposed to have prior knowledge of the video you're reacting to, it's supposed to be completely raw, you know, no bullshit? He's completely missing the point, hope you had fun scribbling down notes whilst seething at 2am listening to true and honest statements made about you from your closest "friends" over seven years ago now, bit late for a rebuttal hey piggy?

If he's setting the bar as this being the most amount of effort he's put into something more than anything else prior, then what does that say about all his prior content, after him shitting all over reaction streamers so much.
 
Did he not just say before that someone did all the leg work for him? Now he's putting in work and effort in this NOT a reaction stream.🙄 This'll be just as bad as him going over the DTRH about him. Just lies, retcons, tangents that has nothing to do about the topic. But his dumbass fans will just see that "he's changed" or "that was in the past". After he goes over the Rambo and Howard audio it'll just be back to regularly scheduled begging and bitching.
 
"Unsolicited insult", who asks for permission to insult someone piggy? (OK Mr. Semantics, before a "roasting" they do)

I'm guessing he meant to write unwarranted...let me rephrase that, he prob. thinks "unsolicited" means "unwarranted", much like he thinks "thus" is a more intelligent version of "this"...
Piggy easily holds the world record for "The most Dunning-Kruger" - Sorry Spergon, you fought well - and I highly doubt it will ever be beaten. (BTW piggy, more or less every insult hurled your way is warranted and what ProJared wrote was a joke and not an insult you thin-skinned being)
 
watching bunch of lawyers talk about lawyer stuff, when out of the blue ...

our boy will never live it down
How does it feel, Phil, knowing that randos only know you for one thing and one thing only?

Kinda makes all this reaction shit pointless, no? Nobody is talking about your videos. Only the fact you got caught beating off. You are THE GUY.
 

>may be putting more time work and effort into the reaction to John and Howard than anything else I’ve ever done up to this point
So a minuscule amount of work and effort then.

Talking about it like this, plus the absolute train wreck of bullshit that was the reaction to his DtRH, makes me think he knows he can’t spin what they say on the fly. They’re so on the money that even the dents will have questions that he won’t want to answer. It won’t change the mind of any whales, but it might annoy some of the dolphins, or get the attention of Reddit again.
 
Given how many world class feats of lyin' and mental gymnastics the first two installments of DSP Deboonks had I can only imagine the world record performance he'll have in categories such as Longest Leaps of Logic during the John and Howard deboonk. I wonder which parts of the audio he'll claim are doctored by da trollz.
 
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