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Rebuttal: I'm not the company that sees black people as another species Disney. You're the fucking retards who tweeted that.
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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So apparentely there's an Obi-Wan vs Vader fight in episode fucking three.
YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKING HOME RUNS DISNEY!!!
YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKING HOME RUNS DISNEY!!!
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I was about to come say the same thing, yeah.
Really tells you who this series is really about, doesn’t it?
Also Kenobi literally runs away like a bitch the first time he sees Vader before actually having to fight him.
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The thing about Kenobi giving up his training and Jedi powers really makes no sense in the context of the series if he was watching over Luke to train him when he grew up.
Disney really just likes shitting on old characters and it's tiresome.
Disney really just likes shitting on old characters and it's tiresome.
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''The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner now I am the mast-
''What are you talking about, Darth? We just fought last week''
''What are you talking about, Darth? We just fought last week''
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Sounds like I should go watch Sanjuro. That sounds more like an Obi-wan story than the Obi-wan story.
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>establishing shots of Mustafar
>no Vader theme
>Vader suits up and threatens the Strong Black Woman™
>no Vader theme
>Vader starts killing people
>no Vader theme or a score similar to Vader/Empire
Imagine doing the score for a KENOBI miniseries and not using the themes related to the characters...
>no Vader theme
>Vader suits up and threatens the Strong Black Woman™
>no Vader theme
>Vader starts killing people
>no Vader theme or a score similar to Vader/Empire
Imagine doing the score for a KENOBI miniseries and not using the themes related to the characters...
If he cuts himself from the Force then there are less chances of attracting Vader and his inquisitors.
ThatDarnIrishMan
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Why is Disney's only go to for white male legacy characters is "they gave up and ran away"?
Han? Ran off to be a loser smuggler who is constantly broke and everyone hates him.
Luke? Went to live on an island alone driving sea cow milk.
Obi Wan? Super cucked dude who gets bullied at his fish cutting job.
...oh but Leia? She's a general. Leader of the rebellion. She never gave up on her dream and her mission. She's just so incredible.
The first two episodes of Kenobi are up there with the worst TV shows I've ever seen. I downloaded the third episode there and opened it to watch it and just couldn't even be fucked. Closed it, deleted download. I never thought I'd get to a time when I can't even be fucked to watch a 40 minute TV show about one of my favourite characters.
Han? Ran off to be a loser smuggler who is constantly broke and everyone hates him.
Luke? Went to live on an island alone driving sea cow milk.
Obi Wan? Super cucked dude who gets bullied at his fish cutting job.
...oh but Leia? She's a general. Leader of the rebellion. She never gave up on her dream and her mission. She's just so incredible.
The first two episodes of Kenobi are up there with the worst TV shows I've ever seen. I downloaded the third episode there and opened it to watch it and just couldn't even be fucked. Closed it, deleted download. I never thought I'd get to a time when I can't even be fucked to watch a 40 minute TV show about one of my favourite characters.
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There show must be getting more hate than I thought if they've resorted to this level of damage control for the second time in less than a week.
This is why I'll never understand people who try to pretend that celebrities are the same people as the characters they're playing in movies and tv and try to idolize them as such. In the end, actors these days are just spoiled brats or out of touch ivory tower types who are really good at playing pretend and will do anything for a big check while spouting worthless thoughts and opinions because they want to pretend they're on par with philosophers or leaders because consoomers idolize the concrete they walk on.
I still remember all the tards who tried to defend disney's garbage early on simply because Hamill and Fisher made nonsensical tweets early on in disney's defense or who simply wanted to defend the sequel trilogy because it brought the geriatric cast "back together" in another formulaic "main characters are back to square one and need younger politically correct replacements to bail them out" Hollywood product, and the celebrity worship continues to be the majority reasons so many fags, even some who hate Disney's continuity, refuse to see this garbage be forgotten.
Reminds me of the idiots who were willing to give Disney's disastrous Home Alone reboot a pass if it would've had Macaulay Culkin return as one of the dads in the movie, thinking his presence alone would've somehow saved that trashfire despite the writing and characters all being fucking horrible and the film being another obvious attempt by disney to cash in on their new undeserved FOX properties.
RumblyTumbly
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Call me crazy, but I felt Obi-Wan should have stayed on Tatooine the whole time. He's supposed to be a hermit and living the exact opposite life to what he was doing during the Clone Wars. But Obi-Wan is patient and knows when the right time will be to act. His job is to protect Luke, which means stay on Tatooine.
Why he would ever leave the planet and have the confrontation with Darth Vader? Isn't it more powerful that Episode III is the last time they see each other until Episode IV with all that time in between? Their entire justification for even doing this is that one line in Episode IV ("A presence I have not felt since...") that gives them an out. But it confuses and muddies the water on a situation that did not need to be muddied.
The EU already had a Kenobi novel that basically just covered him getting used to life on Tatooine. No Vader, no Empire...none of that. It was just Obi-Wan accepting his mission and making the best of it while also getting involved in some local entanglements. That's all there was to it and it was mostly great.
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Obi Wan fights some Jabba thugs who are threatening the Lars/kidnap Luke.
It's so simple yet brilliant I'm sure someone will tell me there were already 12 books on it. He probably didn't even use his lightsaber.
It's so simple yet brilliant I'm sure someone will tell me there were already 12 books on it. He probably didn't even use his lightsaber.
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Thinking about how the 70s were a pretty negative decade overall and how Star Wars was a breath of fresh air, it got me wondering where our breath of fresh air entertainment is going to come from. It's not coming from Hollywood. The best show they've got right now is Better Call Saul and that show certainly isn't optimistic. Bollywood is so Indian that it doesn't really have appeal to non-Indians. Chinese media is the same way when it isn't being anti-Japanese propaganda. Video games keep trying to act like movies so that the movies can copy video games.
Vtubers might be today's Star Wars. They're the only kind of content I've seen that's about spreading joy unironically.
Vtubers might be today's Star Wars. They're the only kind of content I've seen that's about spreading joy unironically.
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In the context of the show (didn’t see the third episode), he left because Bail Organa begged him to do it to save Leia.
This all happened because Captain Retard somehow knows how Obi-Wan is and made an elaborate plan despite her character being established as a reckless idiot.
Like while I do admit to liking the show (and that’s more that my expectations were set so fucking low), but god the inquisitor shit is retarded.
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Literally just have a short film of him protecting the Lars farm from Hett Tusken Raiders like the original script writers for Kenobi wanted, along with a dash of Ben & Owen drama and feuding over how to raise the boy. Owen treats him like shit, even after he saves them, Beru shows concern (and maybe acts as the one keeping Ben up to date on Luke's growth) and add a tearful scene at the end of Obi-Wan watching little Luke from a far off cliff.
Its that simple. No extra characters, cameowank or pointless retreads. You don't even need expensive city sets or sfx. Its cheap, emotional, character-driven, and takes the only part of the successful Kenobi novel the general masses would be interested in. But I guess tuskens are all dindu nuffins now and such a plot wouldn't meet with the bechdel test's standards, so that's a no. But even the last one could easily be fixed by just adding Ben's hut plotline with Annie, but they didn't because that would require that these retards read anything longer than a tweet or facebook post.
Aside from that, I really don't see anything like Star Wars ever popping up again. Part of SW's appeal was that it was an amalgamation of not just the best of scifi, fantasy, pulp, myth and space opera of the last few centuries rolled into one, but it also proudly used the traditional and age-old hero's journey as the core for its plot. It was basically the amalgamation of the best of human entertainment of the last 200 years all wrapped around a universally appealing story. It seems simple and basic yet it managed to put all of that together into a single pot with an easy to follow premise and it came out in a time where humanity was pretty depressed which only helped to heighten its appeal and assured that people keep following it long into the 2000s. It also helps that all those who worked on SW were inspired by far better works and books of the last 2 centuries and it was a time of genuine creativity overall. Now though, that kind of creativity is long since dead, along with the attention span to read books that aren't YA crap (RIP), and what little is left of it gets drowned out in a sea of corporate and pre-scripted meddling and "IP prominence".
So again, it looks like fan content may be the future, but even that won't ever achieve the same level of success and worldwide appeal. The MCU and garbage cape comics are the "Star Wars" of this generation, and that's the low standard we're going to be stuck with moving forward. Elsewhere, the works of John Hughes, Tolkien, Lovecraft, Hitchcock, Kubrick, RE Howard and Asimov get butchered to appeal to the same crowd of consoomer retards. And those like Cameron just bend over and let retards do what they want with their creation to meet with current media standards so long as they get paid.
Its that simple. No extra characters, cameowank or pointless retreads. You don't even need expensive city sets or sfx. Its cheap, emotional, character-driven, and takes the only part of the successful Kenobi novel the general masses would be interested in. But I guess tuskens are all dindu nuffins now and such a plot wouldn't meet with the bechdel test's standards, so that's a no. But even the last one could easily be fixed by just adding Ben's hut plotline with Annie, but they didn't because that would require that these retards read anything longer than a tweet or facebook post.
My guess is that its fan content probably with the realization that we're approaching a level of technological cgi growth that will allow us to make our own decent quality games, animations and fanfilms with only a handful of people or less when compared to the hundreds of people it used to take to make just one product. That is of course if the internet police, Hollywood and Devs (and their manipulation of copyright laws) don't figure out new creative ways to shut it all down. (But even that's bound to be a mixed bag since it could also result in an era of weird kinks and awkward writing)
Aside from that, I really don't see anything like Star Wars ever popping up again. Part of SW's appeal was that it was an amalgamation of not just the best of scifi, fantasy, pulp, myth and space opera of the last few centuries rolled into one, but it also proudly used the traditional and age-old hero's journey as the core for its plot. It was basically the amalgamation of the best of human entertainment of the last 200 years all wrapped around a universally appealing story. It seems simple and basic yet it managed to put all of that together into a single pot with an easy to follow premise and it came out in a time where humanity was pretty depressed which only helped to heighten its appeal and assured that people keep following it long into the 2000s. It also helps that all those who worked on SW were inspired by far better works and books of the last 2 centuries and it was a time of genuine creativity overall. Now though, that kind of creativity is long since dead, along with the attention span to read books that aren't YA crap (RIP), and what little is left of it gets drowned out in a sea of corporate and pre-scripted meddling and "IP prominence".
So again, it looks like fan content may be the future, but even that won't ever achieve the same level of success and worldwide appeal. The MCU and garbage cape comics are the "Star Wars" of this generation, and that's the low standard we're going to be stuck with moving forward. Elsewhere, the works of John Hughes, Tolkien, Lovecraft, Hitchcock, Kubrick, RE Howard and Asimov get butchered to appeal to the same crowd of consoomer retards. And those like Cameron just bend over and let retards do what they want with their creation to meet with current media standards so long as they get paid.
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Remember when they trashed years of beloved books, games and comics to have a “tighter” continuity? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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lmao
First Disney's Filoni Rebels gets retconned and now this. And this crap comic was one of the few things Disney drones bragged about being the "best" comics of the Disney continuity and "proof" of "how much better and consistent" their nu-canon was. Get fucked.
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Gotta pump up that esg score somehow.
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It is, they want to make this into a race issue so activists feel obligated to consume it.
They did this same thing with The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker.
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The Force Awakens too...
There was also the news outlets trying to claim that fans who were against TFA because of Lucasfilm idiocy, Chuck Wendig's bullshit, Author royalty controversy and continuity reasons at the time were actually racists, and all because 4chan was making KFC memes with Boyega which had nothing to do with the twitter protests.
FYI The PR has been this retarded since 2013.
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It’s so obvious that they casted an actual retard in the leading role to generate this PR. These totally real comments are the cherry on top, the only one that sounds real is the “alien eubonics.”
I’m not joking, she claims to have had a Chris Chan-esque vision that provoked her to change her name to Moses.