I personally believe that Ethan Oliver Ralph is the prophet of a new Christian Faith, the Narcissistic Christ.
-Christ wasn't a fucking carpenter, he was a fucking KING! I think it was YOU who was a lowly carpenter.
-He didn't die for our sins, he died cause of our sins, because sin only exists in OTHER people.
-"Let me, who is offended by sin, cast all the stones"
-Christ expelled all the moneychangers cause one of them was his bookie.
-The fig tree story doesn't need to be changed, Jesus smiting a fruit tree, cause he was hungry and the tree didn't have any fruit, 100% lines up with this interpretation of Christ