Ralph, you haven't paid a single fucking dime in child support, you bitch. You could've taken the money you spent on getting your ass kicked in Portugal and put it towards your first born son. But we both know you won't because the only reason why you got Faith pregnant was to score Internet points against that Jawsh Moon and his Broke Dick Farms.
Oh my God Ralph, lmao. "My fiance is so FIT and HOT" it reads like a Chris Chan email for fucks sake.
You mean a -10/10? She was a -11/10 before.
Tim Apple knows the name is fucking retarded and is trying to save her
Imagine being some Spanish dude and looking at what appears to be a midget anthro potbelly pig gesticulating wildly while homosexually pointing at himself with a selfie stick. That guy must be glad not to be an American today.
He just ate 30 cheeseburgers there.
Both Burger King and McDonalds is considered trash tier food in Europe that only poor people (and American tourists) eat. They are usually located around train stations and in the shittiest parts of towns and amongst big roads and highways. You will never see a Burger King in a good part of town.
So why did you leave your infant daughter and girlfriend at home Gunt? Why not have that perfect vacay with your family instead of drinking alone with your phone across Southern Europe? Ralph can only appreciate his daughter when he flees across an ocean to escape her.
beginning to think this fella plays a little fast and loose with the truth
Some nice bruising hidden under those scraggly beard pubes.
How shitty is the American BK that he sees the European one as "premium"???
>they seem to treat it as a premium burger place
Then how do you explain the crowns?
