The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The binifits scam is funny when you think about Kevin recently making a trip to the UK and regularly spending hundreds of dollars on plastic crap.

 

[Oxyjen]

How much hay did they get in payment for taking the worthless grift animal off someone else? $5k sounds like a lot to spend on hay, how long are they expecting that to last? How the hell are they maintaining monthly bills that high when their crowd funding grift dying and doing shot dry walling jobs?

Those amounts must be moneys due, so it’s possible the hay payment is in arrears by a month or two. The mortgage will be monthly though.

By and large it agrees with the sort of numbers we were guessing at, around the time of the Great Indian Grift, when they seemed to be in full crisis mode.

I am still fairly confident that they’ve had a significant cash injection from an unknown source, because as you say they have suddenly given up on the crowd funding, and will be lucky if the contracting even covers basic living expenses for 4 chunky guys, never mind the thousands they’ve dropped on tools.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Colorado also pays for their estrogen.

• Think of these guys like Fundamentalist Mormons. One man has like 15 wives, but only one is recognized by the government. The rest subsist on welfare. https://www.vice.com/en/article/xye...that-could-be-the-downfall-of-the-flds-church
• Similar to UltraOrthodox Jewish students in Lakewood, New Jersey - https://www.nj.com/ocean/2017/07/12_more_lakewood_residents_charged_in_massive_welf.html

You get the picture.

 

[notafederalagent]

The picture of the chalkboard seems to be current because this was posted a few days ago. It's the same bag, with the same markers, neon paracord, and baofeng.

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1530574359412191232 (https://archive.ph/gqmdZ)

Spoiler

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

How much hay did they get in payment for taking the worthless grift animal off someone else? $5k sounds like a lot to spend on hay, how long are they expecting that to last?

I think they got a years worth of hay when they took in the second herd, which isn't a real number, but it seemed like a general agreement that the people giving them the alpacas would send them hay when needed for a year.

I had their hay ration at only 1200$ a month, either they are a couple months behind or they waste a ton more hay than I initially assumed. I just rechecked the local prices and you can still get large rounds at 200$ a ton. I guess my math didn't account for how much hay would be lost to the total lack of proper feed distribution. I'm also worried that there is no sign of pre-mix supplement on the board, as I had hoped they were adding one to the hay. Optimistically Penny might have decided it was too hard of a word to spell and just folded its cost into the hay, which would account for some of the price discrepancy. I really do think they are adding some supplement as I would expect the herd health to be even worse if not.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Considering the one explicitly mentioning "Gov. Binifits", I'm pretty sure they are...

Worthless grifters like them trying to latch onto the welfare system are exactly why so many people are easily turned against it. Any sane government would see what they are doing, tell them to go pound sand, and save any welfare benefits for families in actual poverty who need assistance, not lazy indolent troons who refuse to take responsibility for their own terrible actions. I hope they get turned down.

I guess the latest right-wing militia attack didn't bring in the troonbux like they were hoping.

 

[notafederalagent]

Anyone know why they're on such a Milwaukee tool kick? The more I look at that pic of all the toolboxes and table saw, the more I'm starting to think that one of them somehow got approved for a Home Depot credit card and maxed the thing out.

 

[Swiss46]

If they really bought $5000 worth of hay a month they probably wouldn't have a field of starving animals.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Anyone know why they're on such a Milwaukee tool kick? The more I look at that pic of all the toolboxes and table saw, the more I'm starting to think that one of them somehow got approved for a Home Depot credit card and maxed the thing out.

Penny was overtly trying to be sponsored by them last year.

 

[AnOminous]

Odds of them having accomplished a single one of these things since making the list in January?

They've probably smoked a lot of weed.

 

[Law]

The land is cursed now, more dried up and fruitless than Haitian soil.

Probably has a similar debt-to-income ratio too.

I think he's trying to scrounge up however much cash he can manage by doing odd jobs and funneling any remaining grift money into his personal accounts - all in preparation to flee the Tranch sometime before winter (when shit will really hit the fan)

Isn't this technically illegal? You can't just take a bunch of money from the home and business you own and run away right?

At this rate, when the police eventually come to foreclose the Ranch, it's gonna end looking like one of those WW2 photos of allied soldiers discovering the Holocaust camps but with overcrowded animal plots, mass graves of Alpacas and burning piles of shit instead.

Mass graves of Transformers toys, scattered as far as the eye can see.

they could say "scum, shithead, shitheel, dickhead, cunt, fuckwad, scuzz, filth, trashfire, underling, toadie, ofay, honky, sad sack, walking blueball, yellow-bellied follower, cult freak, shame patrol, fartcloud, useless idiot, closet case, bratpacker, roid child" but instead they have no breadth of expression

So Penny was in the Army, but didn't learn any cool swears? That's fucking sad.

Imagine spending $50 in special fizzy water drinks when you can't afford to feed your own animals.

Bubly has electrolytes, it's what alpacas crave.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

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Assuming this isn't a shockingly self-aware troll, what a fucking retard.

I just rechecked the local prices and you can still get large rounds at 200$ a ton.

I can find $200 a ton but only in western areas of colorado. The tranch is one hill range away from the colorado desert so I think hay's going to be more expensive there and according to their twitter their supplier is in westcliffe.

 

[Oxyjen]

Anyone know why they're on such a Milwaukee tool kick? The more I look at that pic of all the toolboxes and table saw, the more I'm starting to think that one of them somehow got approved for a Home Depot credit card and maxed the thing out.

Since Penny has said they’re “helping a friend” they might actually be getting paid in tools, plus a little cash under the table. Given their horrible tax situation, plus “gov benifites” it could make sense not to have any income from employment.

Whoever they’re working for could be buying that kind of kit with trade discount and as a tax offset, so everyone wins.

 

[Temperance]

Remember when the Tranch was supposed to be an off-grid, self-sufficient "trans haven"?
How utterly shameless of them to leech off the government like this. There are at least four working-age men on the Tranch, but they still can't make ends meet. And at the same time, they're bringing in even more animals! More mouths to feed for absolutely no good reason...

Isn't this technically illegal? You can't just take a bunch of money from the home and business you own and run away right?

Oh, absolutely. But all Penny has to do is flee to California and live the life of a semi-vagrant troon doing odd jobs for cash under-the-table, and the odds of him facing real consequences for anything Tranch-related are practically nil.
Reminds me of the La Zorra / Trans Lifeline founders.

 

[retard strength]

I had their hay ration at only 1200$ a month, either they are a couple months behind or they waste a ton more hay than I initially assumed. I just rechecked the local prices and you can still get large rounds at 200$ a ton. I guess my math didn't account for how much hay would be lost to the total lack of proper feed distribution.

Other people posted way earlier in the thread about how wasteful they are with the hay from pics. Apparently just dumping it on the ground so the alpacas shit, piss, and sleep in it instead of getting any kind of feeder or tray. Left out in the rain and snow. That kind of thing.

 

[Burke]

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Other people posted way earlier in the thread about how wasteful they are with the hay from pics. Apparently just dumping it on the ground so the alpacas shit, piss, and sleep in it instead of getting any kind of feeder or tray. Left out in the rain and snow. That kind of thing.

Are feeders super expensive or something? How long would it take to pay for itself?

 

[Miss Misery]

Are feeders super expensive or something? Would long would it take to pay for itself?

No, and it's also easy to build one. Well, it's easy for most people, just not Troonchers. https://www.google.com/search?q=diy+hay+feeder

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Good to know they're as good at spelling as they are at everything else.

 

[Coccxys]

Anyone know why they're on such a Milwaukee tool kick? The more I look at that pic of all the toolboxes and table saw, the more I'm starting to think that one of them somehow got approved for a Home Depot credit card and maxed the thing out.

Because they got money for the god awful drywalling they did and like troons always do went and bought the next shiny thing with it for the dopamine. This is a double whammy because Phil can stay on denial about blowing all the drywalling money by calling it a business investment to tell himself he's a smart business man. Then, by the time they move on to the next grift it can all be left to gather dust and never thought of again.

Something occurred with this "business investment" of tools. They're running a business that charges for labour, probably giving an unequal cut (if any) to their "employees" all whole charging rent to those who can't or won't pull their weight. Phil is the embodiment of what leftist trooner types hate (add military history to the backstory to get the full on leftist hate figure).