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I administered my meds rectally today. Rather than rectifying the situation it made me worse and I'm having paradoxical reactions.
Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder
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Braphamut
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Stasi
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When all is said and done I guess at least Ralph has one thing he can genuinely brag about
I've taken the most ass-kickings in this sektuh, from the TOP ON DOWN. And that includes everyone.
I've taken the most ass-kickings in this sektuh, from the TOP ON DOWN. And that includes everyone.
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YES send him here cog made 1k for getting him ez money is always welcome.
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Allegedly, the closest he has gotten to running with bulls is when Mr. BBC comes over to “take care” of May and Mr. BBC takes Ralph’s snacks as he is leaving. Ralph realized this and tried to run after him. Mr. BBC was in fear because of the bizarre animal hollering noises, so he ran too. This is alleged of course.
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As someone who has lurked for a while and only recently actually made an account (hopefully I dont come off like the ones Dear Feeder complained about in his stream) I would say these should be separate events. It's very daunting to want to get into someone's antics and open up a 600 page thread fresh. This trip is around half over and over 200 pages. Probably 300+ when he's done. Maybe 1000+ pages for 3 trips, especially if we get another 4k beating. Then it's basically guaranteed.
also,
I think most of the "better" parts of Western Europe are outs for Ralph because of the costs. Although someone mentioned Istanbul earlier, and that seems more his price point. IF we could get him to go in full Armenian regalia (tell him they are best friends or something and he will be respected for it) that would be fucking amazing. He would probably die on the plane to Istanbul tbf though
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It just occurred to me that Ralph’s sudden urge to go to Europe is from the same well of Null jealously that his bastards sprung from. Null has been the international man of mystery for years, gallivanting across Europe, seeing new vistas. It made Ralph seethe with jealously in his mom’s crack shack. He used to constantly rage about Null in some “shit hole country” all the time.
Think how long Null has lived in various places around the world and how many photos he’s shared. Now consider how many photos Gunt takes because merely leaving his house is fucking big event for Gunt. Gunt shared more dumbass photos in his first day in Lisbon ass beating trip #1, or buying weed in DC, than Null has in a fucking decade. Gunt has a massive, massive inferiority complex.
Ralph is an utter retard because he didn’t realize traveling first then having kids is the order of operations. Maybe he regrets spending his entire 20’s living off his mother and now realizes his life is almost over. All he’s got now is baby mama drama, failing e-begging career and fat decaying body.
Ralph also didn’t understand Null was talking about actually raising a family, not just impregnating any willing hole that didn’t mind you barebacking them then letting the dumb e-thot worry about the brats that result.
One day Null will probably enjoy traveling with his children, whereas Gunt uses travel to escape his baby mama and kid.
Think how long Null has lived in various places around the world and how many photos he’s shared. Now consider how many photos Gunt takes because merely leaving his house is fucking big event for Gunt. Gunt shared more dumbass photos in his first day in Lisbon ass beating trip #1, or buying weed in DC, than Null has in a fucking decade. Gunt has a massive, massive inferiority complex.
Ralph is an utter retard because he didn’t realize traveling first then having kids is the order of operations. Maybe he regrets spending his entire 20’s living off his mother and now realizes his life is almost over. All he’s got now is baby mama drama, failing e-begging career and fat decaying body.
Ralph also didn’t understand Null was talking about actually raising a family, not just impregnating any willing hole that didn’t mind you barebacking them then letting the dumb e-thot worry about the brats that result.
One day Null will probably enjoy traveling with his children, whereas Gunt uses travel to escape his baby mama and kid.
Pasty fat Ralph wishes he was Warski so goes to his ancestral land, but after two ass beatings decides to get out of town and this was the cheapest flight. Barcelona and Galicia are so much better tbh.
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You weren't here when he dispensed revenge pornography from his hooves. That thread was going hundreds and hundreds of pages a day.
We can lock this one and open another, but people definitely still want to reference his beatings in Lisbon. That will be counterintuitive. Just use the highlights button.
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Not when you can't stand the little foals or the mare. You must literally escape your life, and not just in the blackout drunk way. Also, Ralph is a retard.
I get those things happen organically, no doubt about it. My point was it would make it more difficult if you mashed 3 different trips together into one mega thread (as I understood was being suggested) that would be 1000+ pages as opposed to like 3 different 300 page threads for each trip individually.
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This is the most enigmatic aspect of retarded hillbillies like Ethan Ralph. I get people from those pesky upper class neighbourhoods calling another country a shithole, but Ralph is from fucking West Memphis of Arkansas. I've been to some really bad and unfriendly places in Asia and they don't look half as bad as West Memphis. This is especially funny because he's only been to maybe 2 countries outside of America and a small handful of states within.
He has no rights to call any place a shithole, he lived in a shack with holes in the wall.
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That's a real look into Ralph's "mind," such as it is. Can you imagine somehow thinking you own someone by visiting where they came from? How does that own anyone?
Until you consider that Ralph probably spent his entire youth (and for that matter the rest of his life) incessantly seething and raging in envy at the kids whose parents actually loved them, although he was probably just mad that they bought them things, and the only thing Ralph got for a birthday present from his dad was a savage dicking.
So any time he sees someone who has something he doesn't, he just has to try to outdo it, no matter how pathetically he fails every time.
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Haven’t heard much squealing about the lawsuits lately. I thought there was a red notice out for Cog and Dan?
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Whoa, there was a bear festival going on during his time in Lisbon too.
I think we cracked the case lads
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Once you see the thumb-gunt you can never unsee it.
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Let's just admit y'all are haters if you think he hasn't lost any weight. Way less corpulent than in the AFPAC interviews.
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A Spanish alog needs to find Ralph and taunt him with a red cloth like a matador.
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I think he might have a filter but I 100% think a trip to Europe where he walks and can’t get fast food and junk throughout the day, and the local food is not to his sugar/salt palette, will make him lose 25 lbs no problem.
Unfortunately he will reverse it all once he returns home to endless cheap greasy food.
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He's gonna drink too much vermouth and die from the collective sugar spike, isn't he? Or will he just evolve into the only known case of a TRIfurcated gunt?