🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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    365
Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph tweeted this photo to bait people to talk shit about his daughter on here then he call us sick and post screenshots

He seems to be on the forum a lot more than usual on holiday

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Rozy is not white. White people aren’t that swarthy as babies.
 
JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.
 
JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.
that's a public changing table, like one from target, in a public restroom
 
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> Spent whole day Tweeting

> "fighting for my son all day"

Hahahahaahahahahahavahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaggagahahahahafagahagagagagagagaha
LMAO so either A: "Fighting for his son" just means getting in twitter fights, or
B: He was actually meeting with his lawyer but instead of paying attention he was getting in twitter fights.
Uh-mazin!
 
JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.
Did Ralph get beaten so hard in portugal his fucked up eye became genetic and somehow transferred to the baby?
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> Spent whole day Tweeting

> "fighting for my son all day"

Hahahahaahahahahahavahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaggagahahahahafagahagagagagagagaha
>I'm not gonna drop it now though

Oh Ralph, same MO as always. One of three things are true whenever he says this:

1) he has nothing and is puffing his gunt (usually the case)
2) he's been fed straight up lies/incorrect information and is running with it
3) he's making shit up and running with it just to have something to talk about.

He truly is a one dimensional character.
 
JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.
Are babies usually balding?
Did Ralph get beaten so hard in portugal his fucked up eye became genetic and somehow transferred to the baby?
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Pig slits are genetic I guess.
 
that's a public changing table, like one from target, in a public restroom
Why the fuck is she taking photos of her baby in fucking public restrooms?!? God she’s a gross ass bitch. If you must change your baby in a public bathroom you want to get in and out ASAP, but of course Pedo Pantsu thinks public bathrooms mean selfie and photo op time for Rozy. Why? Why aren’t there other photos of the baby, why resort to one Rozy after shitting her diaper in a public restroom?

Hope she knows besides other babies’ shit being all over those things that homeless junkies and meth heads use them to spread out all their hepatitis AIDS infested gear. I always opted to use the back seat of my car whenever possible, changing tables in public restrooms were always an option of last resort. Good to see Pantsu let’s Rozy soak in the ambiance for a photo op.
 
JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.
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The Hollerin Hog is seething about you on Twitter lmao
 
One of three things are true whenever he says this:

1) he has nothing and is puffing his gunt (usually the case)
2) he's been fed straight up lies/incorrect information and is running with it
3) he's making shit up and running with it just to have something to talk about.
Yes.

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The Hollerin Hog is seething about you on Twitter lmao
Good eye?
You censored the word "nigger" you fucking pussy queer punk bitch.
 
I do like how he isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s constantly on this forum.

Also Meigh must be going to NY for some help with the baby because god forbid the father would help, he’s busy seething at Twitter about a different baby he can’t provide for.

Also Ethan you get a lot of shit on here for being fat but you’re also ugly and stupid and short. And fat.
 
I do like how he isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s constantly on this forum.

Also Meigh must be going to NY for some help with the baby because god forbid the father would help, he’s busy seething at Twitter about a different baby he can’t provide for.

Also Ethan you get a lot of shit on here for being fat but you’re also ugly and stupid and short. And fat.
I thought if she had to resort to sending photos from a public restroom on demand then it might be due to a trip to Rochester and she’s at a rest stop. (Which makes the changing table even grosser)

I wonder if Harry Morris would have Gunt at his house again? He can’t be to happy May is still an unmarried mom, his granddaughter remain illegitimate, and Ralph was trying to live in a throuple.

But he might really be furious that thanks to Ralph AF is doomed and his beloved Nick Fuentes has been revealed as an incel closeted faggot. I could see Harry not caring about how Gunt treats his retard daughter, but destroying Nick Fuentes is a bridge to far.
 
Ralph why are you so mad at KiwiFarms all of a sudden? We provide you with endless fun and entertaining content and this is the thanks we get in return? You know one of these days everyone here will end up bored with you. People will stop making songs about you, PPP will stop doing goofy harmless shit to you, no more segments on MATI and Jim will forget you existed again. When that happens your hate watchers will leave and the AF fags will go shortly after because no one wants to watch you mumble over stale news clips.

You better keep on dancing for us, monkey.
 
Are babies usually balding?
Depends on genetics, but they can lose a lot of hair in the beginning from rubbing their head on their bassinet or a zealous mom trying to get rid of cradle cap (basically greasy skin that builds up and looks like oatmeal on the scalp, very common in babies).

My money is on the cradle cap.
 
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