🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Rozy used up all her luck surviving that bout of jaundice. I doubt it's gonna get better for her, though. She's going to grow up and learn so much about her soon-to-be-absent father that Sandra will personally manifest and apologize to her.
Ralph will then tell her to hitchhike back to the afterlife.
 
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This tweet seems to be the more interesting one, as Dick Masterson afaik has never gone beyond ridiculing the users and the collective emergent autisticness that arises in this forum. So, I wonder what his reply would be if somebody asked him to ouright denounce this place and disown anybody who supported kiwifarms. My guess would be something that would contradict this tweet and could be shoved in Ralph's face.

I'm sure in the natural order of things it will come up, after all Dick has never publicly rescinded(afaik) his open invitation for Null to come back to the show, and Nick Rekieta and Metokur source from the place heavily and credit it occasionally in their streams and Dick enjoys it greatly when they guest.
 
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bonusmp3 said:
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This tweet seems to be the more interesting one, as Dick Masterson afaik has never gone beyond ridiculing the users and the collective emergent autisticness that arises in this forum. So, I wonder what his reply would be if somebody asked him to ouright denounce this place and disown anybody who supported kiwifarms. My guess would be something that would contradict this tweet and could be shoved in Ralph's face. I'm sure in the natural order of things it will come up, after all Nick Rekieta and Metokur source from the place heavily and credit it occasionally in their streams.
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This tweet says so, so much about his mental state. He literally cannot see anything other than "its me against the woooooorld" but completely sincerely. You want someone ruined because they use a website? What about all those people in threads for people you also don't like, or have no idea who they are? Why am I asking this like I'll get a rational response?

Congrads, Ralph, you've got your own Salem Witch Trials! Goes right along with the fake Christianity stuff. Won't absolve you of your guilt for your mother though. I'm not even Christian and have very little knowledge about said faith but even I know putting shit out there like this and using God's name to smite your enemies is a one-way ticket. You can tell your mom how sorry you definitely are down in Hell too. Maybe even catch up with ole pawpaw or whatever the fuck he called his dad while he was baking puppies.
 
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MeltyTW said:
we can just come out and say it, she looks like if she got one half of meigh's genes its the rear. horse arse face looking bitch.
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Some babies are cute, some are not so cute. It is what it is. We can’t all be blessed in the looks department. So when I say Rozie isn’t a cute baby, I’m not saying that to be mean. It’s just fact. Rozie is not a cute baby. She ain’t gonna be the next Gerber baby, that’s for damn sure.
 
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NetVet said:
I was a bit busy last couple of days and missed out on some new Pig lore. So to summarize, he flew to Madrid, went to Burger Kang for some luxurious European burgers and scrolled around Kiwi threads for his Twitter timeline material?

Well that's ok but is it really that baller? I don't know, I'd say it's merely a 4 star day.
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For Ralph, any day he can spend running away from his family and responsibilities is a five-star day.
 
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Imagine not caring about your firstborn son and not trying every minute of every day to see him. You're a failed father just like Ronnie.

Pretty sad when kiwi farms gets more attention than his own daughter and (certainly) son. he's almost in Rozy's life as much as he is in Alexander's and she lives with him. that's beta tier shit Ralph, its like he knows that the first few months are important for an infant to be around its parents and he knows that Pantsu is gonna be off with Rozy when she finds out how much Ralph is sending over in child support so he's buried his gunt in some foreign dirt.
 
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You guys are pressing him bit too much here. Ralph flew out to Europe because that's his JOB, and we all know how the story goes in this "feminist" world - women get to complain about their rights or something while living in the easy lane now more than ever, while us men we need to go out and actually do hard risky labor, to win some bread for the family. It's not fair.

There are many fathers away from their kids right now, stationed on some offshore rigs in the middle of the ocean, thousands of miles away from home, going through all that shit just to make good money and secure their families wellbeing.

But when Ralph does the same, when he goes on another side of the this plane(t) for work, all of a sudden that's "irresponsible". Oh really??
 
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Null said:
Woke up a little bit ago. Worth noting that Ralph and I are almost in the same timezone. He's been tweeting about the forum for the last 8 hours or so. He's literally staying up in a hotel room in a foreign country crying about the forum. Very cool.
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Jetlag is a bitch, and since he is a drug addicted alcoholic, his sleeping is all fucked up.
 
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