DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

Even if Phil gets divorced, which is statistically likely, he may not be unhappy. I don't think Phil has the capacity to be depressed, as long as he has fast food and gacha games.

What part of this guy's life indicates he's happy and content? The 4:00 AM tweeting? The gin addiction? The need to reiterate how he's a 'changed man' to his audience almost every single day? This guy is absolutely miserable. He's a narcissist who failed to actualize any of his beliefs about himself. His entire life is essentially avoidance coping. He lives in a bubble, cut off from essentially everyone, drinking gin and reading Twitter news headlines. He's basically just waiting to die.

 

[Tears for T]

Damn, Phil is so bad at playing Pac man, my five year old son would best him no question.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Crossover alert in the chat.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Lmao it's true Keem is in his chat, Phil is just ignoring him expecting for him to go away like a faggot, he also can't use the excuse of not seeing him because his chat is talking about it and his chat is so dead that you barely have to scroll back to see it.

Edit: Keem is no longer in the chat participants and he posted a message only 2 minutes ago, so I'm gonna assume that he banned him(banned people don't show up).
And now he is pretending that he doesn't know what Creator Clash is and talking about what it might be as if he didn't know, he said he doesn't know anything about that shit, which is of course a lie. Jesus Phil you are such a pussy.

 

[Dona Morte]

Edit: Keem is no longer in the chat participants and he posted a message only 2 minutes ago, so I'm gonna assume that he banned him.

Please make this true.
Gnome hopefully shits on him for that.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Lmao it's true Keem is in his chat, Phil is just ignoring him expecting for him to go away like a faggot, he also can't use the excuse of not seeing him because his chat is talking about it and his chat is so dead that you barely have to scroll back to see it.

Edit: Keem is no longer in the chat participants and he posted a message only 2 minutes ago, so I'm gonna assume that he banned him(banned people don't show up).
And now he is pretending that he doesn't know what Creator Clash is and talking about what it might be as if he didn't know, he said he doesn't know anything about that shit, which is of course a lie. Jesus Phil you are such a pussy.

How hard is it to say "No thanks I don't want to fight. Despite the generous (some might say unbelievable) quoted payday a bunch of Youtubers boxing like washed up celebrities sounds retarded and I want no part in it." But if Phil were a level headed, logically thinking person he wouldn't be invited in the first place.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

How hard is it to say "No thanks I don't want to fight. Despite the generous (some might say unbelievable) quoted payday a bunch of Youtubers boxing like washed up celebrities sounds retarded and I want no part in it." But if Phil were a level headed, logically thinking person he wouldn't be invited in the first place.

He will never do that, he is a narcissist and admitting he wants no part in that means that he is not really struggling financially (since no person in a bad situation would reject 50k for a fight) , it makes him look like a pussy that is scared to fight which would be a blow to his fragile ego and it would require him to leave his bubble since this man has not been in a situation where he has to respond IRL for what he has said or done in over a decade. Saying that he is scared of figthing , leaving his bubble and that he is not struggling financially is not something that will ever happen, so he just ignores + bans and pretends he doesn't even know what creator clash is.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

This Keem stuff is so strange. At first I was hopeful, now I am starting to be weirded out.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Even if Phil gets divorced, which is statistically likely, he may not be unhappy. I don't think Phil has the capacity to be depressed, as long as he has fast food and gacha games.

Nah he’d definitely be unhappier, we got a front row seat to how Phil is when the maids leave him. When Leanna left he was getting noticeably rounder in the face and was very quick tempered, later admitting he was doing nothing but eating fast food and just learning how to do laundry.

Phil isn’t happy because he has fast food, he’s happy because fast food and ordering out is the lazy way to eat, and Phil is lazy.

I know we meme about door dash ordering and stuff, but kat is probably still cooking a decent amount, either that or Phil isn’t ordering enough unhealthy crap to noticeably gain weight like he was post leanna.

I’m not gonna massively speculate on kat or how competent she is, but I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that she probably likes having clean clothes and eating home cooked meals enough to not blow up to the size of a blimp, and that whatever goofy arrangement they have in this marriage, it extends to throwing some dinner scraps to Phil or throwing his clothes in the same wash

Phil would absolutely be less happy without kat assuming she does anything, because that simply means something Phil will eventually have to do himself, which means less time for him to sit on the couch watching tv or playing his gacha.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

He will never do that, he is a narcissist and admitting he wants no part in that means that he is not really struggling financially (since no person in a bad situation would reject 50k for a fight) , it makes him look like a pussy that is scared to fight which would be a blow to his fragile ego and it would require him to leave his bubble since this man has not been in a situation where he has to respond IRL for what he has said or done in over a decade. Saying that he is scared of figthing , leaving his bubble and that he is not struggling financially is not something that will ever happen, so he just ignores + bans and pretends he doesn't even know what creator clash is.

Hes just waiting for an easy out. He can't flat out reject the idea because Keemstar will post on Twitter. He needs it to drag on for a while so he has a more valid reason than being lazy. If all else fails he will reject it for being too old/self respecting/principled etc. for "celebrity" boxing and his dents will still give him six figure salary for playing Pac Man and Skyrim.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

What part of this guy's life indicates he's happy and content? The 4:00 AM tweeting? The gin addiction? The need to reiterate how he's a 'changed man' to his audience almost every single day? This guy is absolutely miserable. He's a narcissist who failed to actualize any of his beliefs about himself. His entire life is essentially avoidance coping. He lives in a bubble, cut off from essentially everyone, drinking gin and reading Twitter news headlines. He's basically just waiting to die.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

How hard is it to say "No thanks I don't want to fight. Despite the generous (some might say unbelievable) quoted payday a bunch of Youtubers boxing like washed up celebrities sounds retarded and I want no part in it." But if Phil were a level headed, logically thinking person he wouldn't be invited in the first place.

It's hard for Phil because there's still potential money dealing with Keem, and he knows if he goes on an honest rant he'll burn bridges as he always does plus he'll look weak and have to pigsplain why he didn't take the $50k. The only play for Phil now is to keep Keem "behind duh scenes" until this falls through and he can call him a stupid morahn.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I know it's old news but I was only made aware of it today. I'm gonna take full responsibility for indirectly improving Phail's life by saying that he'd look much less ghoulish if he even did something as minimal as take a half hour walk in a park daily a few months ago. Now I'm not so sure, according to the pig he took a brisk walk powerwalk and only cleared 1.5 mile in half an hour and he was drenched in sweat and completely winded. That's the distance that I cleared as a kid when I walked to school in a bit more than 20 minutes like it was nothing.

I didn't know his fitness was somehow this bad, I mean yeah I always thought he was bottom of the barrel in terms of athleticism, but he's broken through the bottom and landed square into coma patient territory. Imagine needing the kind of therapy coma patients need after they wake up but you were never in a coma in the first place.

 

[Elbe]

Maybe he'll combine going for a walk with picking up some groceries and save a ton of mon... nvm what the fuck is wrong with me?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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“See you, Gay Cowboy”

"You're going to carry that GOUT!"

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Imagine calling your shitty cramped little extra bedroom an "office" just because you taped a couple of worthless echo pads on the wall (that you wrongly calls noise proofing).

To me that is one of the funniest things about the guy. And also silently and slowly playing games on his fat ass is "work" on a "project".

At least if you're gonna cosplay as a working big boy you change out of your jammies.

An addendum about what a super dent he is: echo pads should be placed in the way of the first wall your voice would bounce off of, in this case behind the camera. The echo behind Phil, where he placed the pads, is a fraction of the echo you'd need to worry about. Which is a fraction of what could even be caught with the miniscule amount of pads. Also, these pads are supposed to go on top of actual sound proofing material, not haphazardly taped to the wall.

He called this sound proofing that he "installed", one of the reasons he can't move out of there lmao. For various reasons he would never fix it (laziness, money, etc) the funniest reason being that there's nothing to fix, no echo in a small bedroom with tons of crap all over especially his messy ass "entertainment center" lol.

 

[Free Jasper]

What part of this guy's life indicates he's happy and content? The 4:00 AM tweeting? The gin addiction? The need to reiterate how he's a 'changed man' to his audience almost every single day? This guy is absolutely miserable. He's a narcissist who failed to actualize any of his beliefs about himself. His entire life is essentially avoidance coping. He lives in a bubble, cut off from essentially everyone, drinking gin and reading Twitter news headlines. He's basically just waiting to die.

I’ve come to believe we can’t agree if pigroach is happy because we all have different definitions of happiness.

I don’t consider doordash and gatcha pulls to be happiness but rather dopamine hits / pleasure bursts. Not the same as happiness in my book; Hence you need to keep doing them over and over. Hence we get 4am drunk tweets and on-stream meltdowns.
To get faggy for a moment, imho happiness is a state of mind rather than an action or something that can be bought.

But if you believe short term pleasure bursts are happiness then more power to you, I won’t argue with your personal definition.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Why would Philliam fight for a paltry $50k?

The time spent training and otherwise preparing for the fight ( never mind traveling and actually participating ) could be way better spent snorting and begtweeting, much safer way to get the same $50k in roughly the same amount of hours.

He legitimately has no reason to participate. If I were DSP I would demand at least $250k

 

[Fill Bern El]

Why would Philliam fight for a paltry $50k?

The time spent training and otherwise preparing for the fight ( never mind traveling and actually participating ) could be way better spent snorting and begtweeting, much safer way to get the same $50k in roughly the same amount of hours.

you really think that the man that considers carrying groceries in the house as exercise is gonna train for a fight?