Imagine you rather beg online than go out to public and take the 50k.
It looked like dsp is not interested in the deal laat night.
He's not. The only thing that concerns him is how to not let this make a dent (haha) in his begged income. It's gonna look like shit with the duality of Phil and all. The desperate Phil who can't afford Mexican and really needs your help, and the super succesful Chad megadick Burnell Productions CEO who bravely leads an amazing on-demand video and streaming services business. CEO Burnell doesn't need to slum it with the other poors for 50K to get his oddly shaped head caved in, but Desperate Good Boy Phil who REALLY needs those wheelchair gibs probably should.
If only to pay for an actual honeymoon with Khet. If Mexican on the DAY AWF is something that we need so desperately we're willing to beg for it, this golden opportunity can not be ignored at all. This sort of thing doesn't fall in just anyone's lap. This is probably the only example of Phil's begacy coming back around in a good way, and if he wanted to keep any sense of coherence going on in his tiny paypig community, he should definitely take this. If he doesn't, it looks like he's selfish, lazy to a fault, and there's just absolutely no way of helping him, because he won't help himself. Any paypig who actually wants to see Phil succeed is gonna be extremely dejected at the realization that it's never gonna happen. That paypal account gets filled up and emptied out in mere hours after each stream. There's no nest egg, there's no retirement fund, and there's no good ending. You're literally just throwing your money in CEO PP Burnell's Personal Rainy and Gacha Day Fund. He WILL have Mexican, though. We're at a point where even the OG wheelchair dents think it's getting a little out of hand.
If the main argument to beg is "I need that money", you just can't turn down 50K. Phil is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If he does, he's got 50K and no good reason to beg as hard as he does. If he doesn't, the motherfucker is straight up saying he DOESN'T NEED 50K. He can do without that. We can cut down on the begging and move on, because it's game over. Anyone who still buys that line is officially a retard. Although ever since the bank leaks, they've already been.
As usual he's just gonna take the most cowardly option. Ignore it and hope it goes away, Keem will leak the messages showing Phil was offered 50K to box some other lolcow, Phil will ban any mention of it and memoryhole the entire thing. As anyone who has been in a real bad situation before will tell you, turning down 50K for a fight because you're too good for it is fucking lunacy. Phil loses another couple paypigs but life goes on and the grift continues.
